Comedian Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy podcast fights his way through Jeff's war-torn neighborhood in order to join the guys in discussing stand-up, the podcasting industry, and hobo party pics. Lots of jokes are made, except about strokes...that's no laughing matter. Musical Guest: The Logues.

Kevin and Jeff deal with some stuff, but then quickly devolve into workshopping Midnight Oil sketches, pioneering the ol' "Bitch 'n Move," and treating school children like the animals that they are. Plus, a tasty treat from this week's Secret Message! Musical Guest: Hollis Mason

Kevin and Jeff revisit the rock island of Nauru, whose pronunciation is still up for grabs, Jeff and former guest Sean visit the Industry of Death Museum in LA, and Jeff fails to prepare adequate sandwiches for a Superbowl party. Plus atmospheric anomalies and amusement parks. Musical Guest: Brittany Kusserow

Jeff resumes his rightful role as host after winning another pick-up line contest. After failing to replace Jeff, Kevin finds himself unable to live up to the rigorous vocational expectations of sandwich-making. Also, remember, bank sugar is the best sugar.

After a week without Uncle Jeff, Kevin interviews past guests to permanently replace him on the show. Guests: Gabriel Khouli, Katie Day, Kris Knight, John Peresie, James Lacey and Emily Perchlik

Tired of State of the Union talk? In a Scott Brown-esque takeover, Kevin votes Jeff out to bring in guest host Jeremy, premeiring the show's first rap, coming up with 90s costume party ideas, one-upping Avatar, and also doing nothing to advance healthcare legislation. Enjoy! Music by: Jonathan Coulton

Kevin and Jeff are back with tales from Christmas break: bloody weddings, homeless advertising, surprising sleeping arrangements, humiliating backpacks, Jeff fails miserably at being politically correct, and the return of the Cool Thing! This podcast is time-released, and Kevin and Jeff carry less than $20 at all times.

Podcast No. 51 is more explicit-laden than the sum of the 50 that came before it as Kevin goes off on every subject he can think of starting with the "A"s. Also, Jeff teaches us all a thing or two about love and we discuss furry children's animal masks.

Get out your party hats, because Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" are celebrating their 50th episode. To commemorate the event, the guys welcome Kris Knight back onto the air, as well as several surprise guests! The first official piece of UJAK merchandise is announced, Twitter names are discussed, and everyone tries to get to know their neighbors. Do you think this is just a regular episode? It ain't no damn regular episode, this is our 50th celebration. Oh, and the views of Kris Knight do not represent the views of this podcast.

Jeff wins a lap dance contest while Kevin fails his work training. Jeff - 1, Kevin - 0. Jeff punches flies while Kevin gets bitten by a dog. Jeff - 2, Kevin - 0. And Kevin gets shut out of an elevator while Jeff does not. Jeff - 3, Kevin - 0. Oh, we also learn that significant others hate this show. Meh, Jeff - 4, Kevin - 1.