Special discount on the show this week if you have a valid college ID! Jeff attempts to cleanse himself of some wrongs from the past, Kevin deals poorly with people crying at work, and the guys completely miss the irony of going on and on about how long Inglourious Basterds is.

Back by popular request, Special Guest Sean is told the South will rise again, Jeff sees a movie with kniferape, the postman gets his bell rung, and we all buy Intimacy mattresses. This may be our best podcast yet.

A Halloween podcast coming just one day late, Kevin and Jeff reminisce about their favorite costumes. Jeff attends a surprise costume party, while Kevin settles in to his new life in Portland. Silhouette dancers, zombies, aether, and more in this week’s episode!

Kevin and Jeff open up the Halloween goodie bag early with this special podcast featuring two original spooky stories from Jeff and Kevin.

Strap on your bicycle clips as Uncle Jeff and Kevin adventure to a new drug-filled LA neighborhood, a steeply tilted velodrome, a New Zealand that loves Sarah Palin, Muncie, Indiana where it's time to graduate and hook up with friends' friends, and marijuana depositories, where they may be into giving out drugs, but they are not into leaning on walls! Make your Questing Beast carry your abacus and Enigma machine!

Gabe Khouli returns to the mic and brings with him a frightening grocery store prospect and an even more unsettling series of emails. Jeff chickens out during what could have been the greatest celebrity experience of his life, while Kevin takes issue with couples' romantic activities. Plus, the debut of a song from the band Rome Juliana and Kevin finally shaves!

Jeff stays clothed, chip bags remain boring, and people make analogies that are actually facsimiles. Oh, and you might not make a great Dad. Sorry.

Kevin is treated like an idiot by his father...and with good cause! Jeff contemplates shedding his inhibitions for a job prospect while others are mistaking him for a popular celebrity. Oh, and John Peresie returns to the show, last seen on the radio show finale, wondering why Jeff and Kevin aren't dead.

Thirsty ghosts are battled as Kevin tells you what walls to urinate on, Jeff kicks a teenager out of her room in the middle of the night, Kevin judges the Mac store, and Jeff says a naughty word over a speakerphone. Also, find out how popular Jeff and Kevin are in China. Answer: Somewhat popular.

Kevin and Jeff ponder Ball State’s latest celebrity, Playboy model Destiny White. Jeff breaks one of the show’s cardinal rules about bathroom etiquette, while Kevin excels at work despite his seemingly terrible performance. Find something to talk about with women of all shapes and sizes in this week’s episode!