The Underdog

00:00–01:11 – Chris and Matt open with frustration about the NBA Draft now being split into two days. They argue it’s a money-driven move and compare it to the NFL’s draft schedule overhaul.

01:11–02:25 – They discuss the rarity of second-round NBA success, citing Jokic, Draymond, and Brunson as exceptions. Chris browses sportsbook odds for upcoming second-round picks.

02:25–03:35 – Chris notes most first-round NBA picks won’t start their rookie seasons, a stark contrast to the NFL. They joke about the limitations of only five players on the court at once.

03:35–05:27 – A lighthearted segment on their own basketball habits, with Matt preferring flashy passes over smart ones.

05:27–06:43 – Chris predicts Cooper Flagg starts for Dallas, but Dylan Harper likely comes off the bench in San Antonio. They banter over mispronunciations and backcourt depth.

06:43–08:52 – Discussion shifts to wrestling, specifically The Iron Claw. Chris and Matt reflect on the Von Erichs and surprising facts like Kerry Von Erich wrestling on a prosthetic foot.

08:52–10:30 – Praise for A24’s films like Uncut Gems and Midsommar. They touch on the hit-or-miss nature of indie films and the underwhelming reception of Death of a Unicorn.

10:30–11:31 – Chris and Matt debate Tim Robinson’s comedy. Chris prefers curated clips over full episodes, comparing it to Key & Peele’s digestible skits.

11:31–13:04 – They share mild airplane anxiety stories, including watching a John Oliver piece on air traffic control after an international flight.

13:04–14:31 – Chris talks about Department Q and how it aims to be like Slow Horses. Matt enjoys Reacher, calling it action-packed and easy to follow.

14:31–19:34 – They talk about The Bear Season 4’s surprise drop. Matt debates pausing Reacher to start it. Reviews suggest it’s divisive, possibly the show’s weakest season yet.

19:34–22:16 – The Sixers take VJ Edgecombe at #3,. They discuss rumors of a Paul George trade that didn’t materialize and share odds for unlikely Finals matchups.

22:16–24:25 – They reflect on Denzel Valentine’s brief NBA career despite his decorated college résumé. Colin Gillespie starting for Phoenix adds to the unpredictable NBA narrative.

24:25–25:23 – Chris identifies Rasheer Fleming and Maxime Raynaud as ideal fits for Philly in round two.

25:23–28:30 – Talk shifts to Knicks coaching rumors. Names like Mike Brown, Taylor Jenkins, and Rick Brunson come up. They joke about Jason Kidd and the randomness of some reported candidates.

28:30–32:16 – They recount a social media spat between SGA and Bronny James over draft and championship hats. Bronny misstates how many rings LeBron has, prompting Alex Caruso to step in jokingly.

32:16–34:24 – They revisit the draft, discussing Ace Bailey’s fall due to pre-draft comments about not wanting to go to Utah. They joke about Utah’s caffeine restrictions and soda preferences.

34:24–END – With most major sports paused, they acknowledge summer as a slow sports period aside from baseball. Chris celebrates The Underdog’s YouTube channel hitting 200K subscribers and teases a costly new video project.

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[00:00–01:26]

Chris is recovering from an illness, joking that he now has an “NPR voice.” Matt is in good spirits, and the two poke fun at podcast ad clichés.

[01:27–03:12] Shoes & Kobe Vault Discussion

They discuss Nike’s "Kobe Vault" experience, debating whether it's a history archive or hinting at future sneaker drops. Chris finds it confusing and wonders if the visuals (vault doors) imply future sales.

[03:13–04:13] Sneaker Access Frustrations

They critique the difficulty of purchasing hyped shoes due to bots and exclusivity. 

[04:14–07:30] Nike’s Translucent Air Force 1s

Matt brings up Nike’s new see-through Air Force 1s, which he finds horrifying. Chris jokes they’re perfect for foot fetishists. They both bash the look, although Chris admits a YouTube custom version was slightly better.

[07:31–08:31] Kobe-Themed Air Force 1s

The hosts discuss Kobe-branded Air Force 1s, calling most of them uninspired and money grabs, except for a few standout designs.

[08:32–10:00] Summer Sneaker Plans

Matt shares his plan to wear out his UNC Jordan 1 Lows before picking up red and white ones in the fall. They chat about casual sneaker style.

[10:01–11:36] Church Luncheon & Garage Beer

Matt attended a church luncheon with dollar beers and Garage Beers—Jason Kelce’s brand. He doesn't love the beer but finds the concept amusing.

[11:37–12:59] Jason Kelce Tattoo & Survivor Fatigue

They talk about a bad Jason Kelce tattoo someone got, and Chris admits he’s lost interest in Survivor. They also discuss shows they watched during Chris’s Ireland trip, including Nate Bargatze specials and Conan O’Brien content.

[13:00–15:10] Show Reviews: ‘Stick’ and Apple TV Content

Matt gives a negative review of Stick, citing a frustrating child character and unrealistic story beats. 

[15:11–25:30] Ireland Trip Recap

Chris shares stories from his Ireland vacation—beautiful Airbnb, fireworks, kind hosts, and mediocre WiFi. He mentions missing some local protests.

[25:31–29:39] Calorie Counts & Coca-Cola Crisis

Matt shares how a 500-calorie Coke from Wawa made him dump it out. They discuss how seeing calorie counts on menus is both helpful and demoralizing.

[29:40–35:20] NBA Draft Drama – Ace Bailey Cancels Workout

News breaks that Ace Bailey canceled his 76ers workout after not receiving a promise. This makes VJ Edgecombe the favorite to go 3rd. They discuss Bailey’s questionable representation.

[35:21–36:20] NBA Finals & Tyrese Haliburton Injury

They briefly discuss Game 6 of the NBA Finals, Haliburton’s calf injury, and the possibility of TJ McConnell stepping in.

[36:21–40:14] TV Talk – Reacher & More

The guys start Jack Reacher and reminisce about actor Alan Ritchson’s past roles (Blue Mountain State, Hunger Games). They joke about obscure references tying characters together.

[40:15–41:10] NBA Wrap-Up & Final Thoughts

They joke about the NBA Finals being “over” and congratulate OKC and Edgecombe prematurely.

[41:11–END] Flyers Nostalgia & Signed Jerseys

Matt and Chris reminisce about the Flyers’ glory days. Matt flips a signed Brian Propp jersey for a great profit. Chris mentions wanting signed jerseys of Paul Mullen and Jordan Mailata..

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• Nintendo Switch 2 Release (00:28–03:15): Chris and Matt discuss launch day excitement, pre-order issues, bundle options, and game pricing—specifically Mario Kart World at $79.99. They talk about microtransactions, DLCs, and rising costs.
• Grand Theft Auto 5 & 6 Talk (03:32–07:22): Discussion about the longevity of GTA 5, online play, platform availability, and expectations for GTA 6 releasing over a decade after its predecessor.
• Wii U Nostalgia (10:05–11:20): Matt praises the underrated Wii U for being ahead of its time.

• How Matt Got His Switch (12:32–13:01): Matt used a Target gift card from a wedding gift to buy his Switch.
• Grocery Preferences (13:36–15:58): Matt favors Giant and Wegmans; Chris uses Publix delivery. They also discuss the pros and cons of Costco, especially the overwhelming crowds.

• Costco Golf Gear (16:32–17:10): Matt recommends Kirkland golf gloves for their value.
• Golf Ball Preferences (17:10–18:14): Consistency is key for bad golfers; brand differences are mostly psychological.
• Bryson DeChambeau YouTube Series (20:38–24:01): Chris enjoys his “Break 50” challenge with guests like Tony Romo and Dude Perfect. Matt shares his distaste for high-energy content and preference for calm golf videos.

• Kayla Harrison Fight (24:17–26:16): Chris recognizes Harrison from an Impractical Jokers punishment. They reflect on how pop culture made her memorable.

• Saquon Barkley Retirement Talk (27:25–29:32): Saquon hints at early retirement like Barry Sanders. Chris and Matt consider whether he’ll play past age 30 and what it means for the Eagles' Super Bowl hopes.
• Bryce Huff Trade (30:17–31:31): Eagles trade Huff to the 49ers, saving $9M and gaining a pick. Matt jokes about his legacy.

• Magnus Carlsen Viral Loss (32:49–34:08): Carlsen’s emotional reaction to losing a match he seemingly had won due to a self-inflicted error is discussed.

• Airbnb Over Hotels (34:51–36:23): Chris praises Airbnb for offering scenic and authentic local living experiences at great prices.
• Weather Woes & Packing (36:39–37:46): He laments colder-than-expected June weather and the packing challenges it brings.
• Driving Anxiety (38:08–39:53): Chris is nervous about driving on the left side in Ireland but plans to pick up a car upon landing in Dublin for a 2.5-hour drive to Cork.

• Home Alone 4 Rant (40:03–42:42): A humorous takedown of Home Alone 4, with Matt confirming French Stewart played Marv. Chris argues it's unwatchable compared to even Home Alone 3.

• Signature Shoe Debate (42:44–45:59):
• Only two players in the Finals have signature shoes: Tyrese Haliburton’s Puma Halley 1 and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s Converse Shea.
• Matt calls both ugly, ultimately picking the Adidas Harden 9 “J-Dub” PE as the best of the group.
• Chris shares a painful memory of wearing Harden 6s courtside in Cleveland.

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00:00 – 01:52 | Cold Open + NBA and NHL Playoff Confusion

• Matt believes the NBA season is over due to the Knicks’ loss, confusing it with other series.
• Chris confirms NHL’s Panthers have advanced; Oilers-Stars is still ongoing with odds available.

01:53 – 03:14 | Stars Fandom and Scottie Scheffler Golf Talk

• Matt shares his longtime fandom for the Dallas Stars (inspired by Mike Modano).
• Discussion about golfer Scottie Scheffler's performance and bold wardrobe choices.
• Chris notes Scheffler is the favorite to win the upcoming PGA Memorial Tournament.

03:15 – 06:56 | NBA Playoff Series Recap + Failed Trades

• Thunder sweep the Timberwolves; Pacers vs. Knicks series is still competitive.
• The hosts revisit rumored failed trades involving the Sixers, including one that would have landed SGA and Buddy Hield.
• Mention of the near-trade of Okafor for Jalen Brown and a lost TMAC opportunity in the early 2000s.

06:57 – 10:26 | Hall of Fame Debate

• Debate over how easy it is to get into the Basketball Hall of Fame.
• Discussion of Larry Hughes, Tracy McGrady, and the inclusive nature of the Naismith Hall (includes coaches, international players, etc.).

12:12 – 14:26 | Sneaker Releases (May 30)

• Focus on new shoe drops: Kobe Dodgers, FDMTL x Vans Old Skool, and Jordan 3 Rare Air.
• Chris and Matt discuss their sneaker preferences and cost considerations.
• Commentary on which ones they'd prioritize on release day.

14:27 – 19:38 | Golf Shoes and “Hey Dude” Review

• Brief shoe critique of Jordan 14 U.S. Open cleats.
• Chris reviews a gifted pair of "Hey Dude" Christmas-themed slip-ons.
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19:39 – 21:17 | Family Holiday Shoe Prank

• Matt shares a funny Christmas story where his mom pranked Greg with old shoes before giving him the real gift.

21:18 – 25:47 | Harry Potter TV Series Casting

• Discussion of newly announced Harry Potter cast and public reactions.
• Agreement that backlash is premature since the actors are unknowns.
• Chris critiques a specific casting decision that may clash with plot dynamics from the books.

25:48 – 27:14 | Paddington 3 and Recapping Actors

• Matt expresses disappointment that the mother character in Paddington 3 was recast.
• The emotional impact of recasts in family films is noted.

29:03 – 33:46 | HBO Production Schedules + House of the Dragon

• Frustration with modern premium TV series taking years between seasons.
• Matt shares disinterest in continuing House of the Dragon after a disturbing child death scene.

33:47 – 35:58 | Marvel’s Thunderbolts and Child Death Scene

• Discussion about an intense scene in Thunderbolts involving a child potentially being crushed.
• Chris praises the film as one of the best recent MCU entries.

35:59 – 40:58 | NBA/WNBA Talk: Knicks, Thunder, Angel Reese, Caitlin Clark

• Knicks have the lowest title odds on the sportsbook; Thunder remain favorites.
• Betting struggles and strategy with three-pointer parlays.
• Caitlin Clark’s injury noted (hip issue), and praise for Paige Bueckers' recent WNBA game.

40:59 – END | WNBA in Philly and Expansion Hopes

• Philly still lacks a WNBA team.
• Hopes expressed for an expansion franchise when a new arena is completed.

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00:00 – 05:45

Chris and Matt open the episode discussing the NFL’s vote on banning the Eagles' "tush push" play. Although it initially seemed likely to be banned, the vote fell short of the required 24-team supermajority. They examine how teams voted, with 13 of 14 on the Eagles’ schedule voting to ban it.

05:45 – 06:46

Chris explains that the Packers’ proposal to ban the tush push also unintentionally targeted double-team blocks, sparking backlash. Analysts compiled clips showing common, legal plays that would’ve been banned.

06:46 – 07:45

The Eagles were pivotal in defeating the proposal. Chris highlights a passionate 30-minute speech from owner Jeffrey Lurie that reportedly influenced votes. The hosts also note Jim Irsay’s passing and his NFL legacy.

07:45 – 09:45

Matt reveals his fading interest in the NBA and admits he only watched the final two minutes of Knicks-Pacers. Chris gives a full recap of the overtime thriller: Tyrese Haliburton’s controversial two-pointer, Obi Toppin’s highlight dunk, and Aaron Nesmith’s unsung heroics.

09:45 – 13:33

Chris dives into online speculation surrounding Victor Wembanyama’s true height. Despite being listed at 7'3", photo analysis suggests he could be 7'6" or taller. They debate whether extreme height is a benefit or drawback given his slim frame and potential durability concerns.

13:33 – 20:23

The hosts pivot to entertainment, reviewing:

• Beetlejuice 2 
• Wednesday Season 2
• A Complete Unknown 
• Dune 
• Hostiles 

20:23 – 25:28

Chris and Matt discuss the surprise availability of the Kobe Proto 9 “What The Highs” and an impulse purchase. 

25:28 – 30:00

The $1,000 Swarovski Jordan 1s lead to debate over their resale viability. Chris researches prices and finds some sales, but many sizes are stagnant. 

30:00 – 32:53

Chris shares a Reddit story of someone stockpiling high-end kids’ shoes. Matt rejects the idea, citing rapid growth and daycare wear and tear.

32:53 – 35:50

The hosts talk daily wear favorites:

• Matt: Jordan 1 Lows, Adidas Ultra Boosts
• Chris: Nike Vomero 5
• They critique bulky shoes like Hokas and New Balance 9060s for comfort vs. style.

35:50 – 44:23

Both hosts reflect on past exercise routines, gym habits, and falling out of fitness patterns. Matt recounts a Planet Fitness phase, Chris shares stories from basketball runs at the Fellowship House, and both lament how quickly healthy habits fade.

44:23 – 47:00

They share frustrations with food tracking apps like MyFitnessPal and Noom, fast food calorie bomb revelations (e.g., Olive Garden’s 1,900-cal tortellini), and how a single donut can wipe out hours of exercise.

47:00 – End

The show ends with a lighthearted discussion about daily step goals. 

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00:00 – 10:00

Chris and Matt kick off with high energy discussing upcoming sneaker releases. Highlights include the Nike Dragonfly 2 Elite, Kool-Aid Jaw 1s (a mismatched red and teal design), Jordan 3 Seoul Seal 2.0, and the $1,000 Swarovski Air Jordan 1 Low OG Stealths. They debate sneaker fit, resale value, and recent drops like the Sabrina 2 Hustle and Kobe 6 Dodgers. A brief aside covers Bryson DeChambeau’s charity gesture and a golf shoe worn by him and hated by Max Homa.

10:00 – 12:00

Matt recaps his visit to the Truist golf event, mentioning a Ryder Cup dinner he narrowly missed. Chris and Matt joke about not getting invited and reminisce about local country clubs.

12:00 – 13:50

The duo critiques A’ja Wilson’s new Nike A1 shoes, comparing them unfavorably to Adidas designs. They speculate on Michael Jordan joining NBC’s basketball coverage and whether it's a legacy or PR move.

13:50 – 20:00

Chris celebrates the Sixers moving up to No. 3 in the draft, sparking a heated back-and-forth over whether the lottery is rigged. Matt claims conspiracy, pointing to Dallas jumping from No. 11 to No. 1 and San Antonio to No. 2. Chris breaks down how the lottery process works, referencing the NHL’s transparent coverage as superior. They discuss how the Hornets got “screwed” by dropping despite being one of the drawn teams.

20:00 – 24:00

The conversation shifts to likely picks: Cooper Flagg to Dallas, Dylan Harper to San Antonio, and Ace Bailey to Philadelphia. Matt jokes about Edgecombe due to seeing him once on TV. Chris argues against adding another 6'5" guard to the Sixers and prefers Bailey’s upside despite Rutgers’ weak roster.

24:00 – 27:00

The hosts recall playing with standout Siena players like Kenny Hasbrouck and Ron Moore. Chris highlights how elite players—even fringe pros—dominate in pickup games. They joke about setting up a shooting contest between their friend Kevin and former NBA player Boban Marjanović.

27:00 – 33:00

Chris recaps the current playoff picture:

• Timberwolves beat the Warriors
• Pacers beat the Cavaliers
• Game 6 pending: OKC vs. Denver and Boston vs. New York
• They discuss Jason Tatum’s Achilles injury and its potential impact on his legacy if Boston succeeds without him.

33:00 – 38:00

Chris explains the complex NBA cap structure:

• Salary cap: $141M
• First apron: $172M
• Second apron: $189.5M

38:00 – 39:30

They joke about Sixers trading for Jrue Holiday (again) and question if Al Horford will retire.

39:30 – 41:00

They discuss Derrick White’s strong play and which matchups could define the Eastern and Western Conference Finals. Chris mentions current odds (e.g., OKC as the favorite, Boston and Denver as long shots).

41:00 – End

They speculate on offseason moves:

• Giannis to San Antonio

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00:00 – 02:21

Matt celebrates the Knicks' playoff success despite watching only six minutes of action. They jokingly link the Knicks’ good fortune to the new Pope being a Villanova graduate. 

03:13 – 06:27

The hosts dive into the movie Conclave, which both recently watched. Chris compares it to The Martian, praising its realism before a Hollywood-style ending. They discuss

conclave history, including the longest ever—nearly three years—and how modern conclaves now restrict food for indecisiveness.

07:52 – 09:48

Chris outlines Wrexham’s realistic plan to avoid relegation in their first Championship season. He’s skeptical of signing aging stars like Jamie Vardy, pushing for young, long-term contributors. Matt offers himself as a striker option.

10:51 – 13:37

Chris and Matt review new casting choices for HBO’s Harry Potter series, including John Lithgow as Dumbledore and Papa Esiedu as Snape. They discuss possible conflicts given Esiedu’s views versus J.K. Rowling’s influence and broader issues of representation in the reboot.

13:41 – 19:30

They talk about The Studio (Apple TV), praising its awkward humor and high-profile guest stars like Ice Cube and Zac Efron. Chris also revisits The Bear (Hulu), now loving its realism and overlapping dialogue. Both hosts gush over the episode “Fishes” with a star-studded cast and intense emotional beats.

19:30 – 21:00

They briefly discuss The Accountant 2, which performed well at the box office and is part of a planned trilogy. Chris says Anna Kendrick is expected back for the third movie.

21:05 – 25:32

Chris recaps the Knicks’ 2-0 lead over Boston and notes that the Celtics missed 45 threes in Game 1. Despite that, they remain Eastern Conference favorites per sportsbook futures. The Western Conference has been uncompetitive, with the Thunder and Wolves delivering blowouts.

25:58 – 31:32

The new NHL team in Utah is named the Mammoth. Chris and Matt criticize the generic feel but agree it's better than past expansion names like the Yetis. They compare it to other team names and explore the history of names like the Flames (from Atlanta’s Civil War burning) and the Flyers.

33:07 – 37:03

Matt recounts attending the PGA Truist Championship at the Philadelphia Cricket Club. He’s awed by the power of pro golfers, particularly Victor Hovland’s drive that flew directly over his head. Chris notes shifts in betting odds, with Rory McIlroy’s chances rising and Matt’s longshot pick Russell Henley slipping.

37:03 – 39:46

Matt discusses local pros staying in Chestnut Hill and King of Prussia. He shares a near-celebrity encounter with YouTube golf personality Fat Perez. 

40:07 – 40:58

Chris laughs at Matt’s earlier claim of not being an autograph guy, just days after receiving a signed copy of Nate Bargatze’s book. They also mention other books they’re reading, including Danny Trejo’s biography.

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00:00 – 05:23

Matt returns from vacation and recounts flying under prescription medication to ease his anxiety. He shares stories about DJ Pauly D and Kenny Smith sightings, joking with retirees mid-flight, and a dramatic landing experience in Philadelphia where the plane aborted landing last-minute due to runway traffic.

05:23 – 13:42

Matt talks about visiting Scottsdale and Sedona, golfing, and driving past the Hoover Dam. Both hosts share stories about steep mountain roads and scenic beauty, including Chris's terrifying drive through Sequoia National Park.

13:42 – 18:32

Matt admits he’s not built for travel and missed the green, suburban feel of the East Coast. He recounts his son’s reaction to his return. 

18:32 – 21:22

Chris and Matt discuss Chris’s upcoming trip to Ireland. They list celebrities with homes in Ireland, including Sarah Jessica Parker and Matt Damon, and joke about fitting in with locals without trying too hard to claim Irish heritage.

21:22 – 23:08

Gregg Popovich retires due to health issues and transitions to a front office role. Mitch Johnson takes over as Spurs coach. Chris highlights the trend of unrecognizable interim coaches and jokes about Mitch McConnell coaching Denver.

23:08 – 26:04

Chris recaps an altercation involving Giannis, Pacers players, and Tyrese Haliburton’s dad. They question why family members are even on the court and joke about box seat privileges. With Lillard out for the season and not owning their own first-round picks until 2031, the Bucks are in a dire spot.

26:04 – 31:33

Chris proposes a trade: Paul George, the No. 1 pick, and a future unprotected pick for Giannis. They debate whether Cooper Flagg is worth keeping. Chris compares Flagg to Scottie Pippen, while Matt jokes about Eric Snow. They discuss fit and long-term value.

31:33 – 32:42

The hosts recap a thrilling Knicks win over the Pistons. Jalen Brunson hit a clutch three; Malik Beasley fumbled a chance to tie the game. Despite advancing, the Knicks remain longshots at the sportsbook.

32:42 – 37:03

Matt jokes about Jackson Dart becoming a Giant. They dissect the prank call controversy involving Jeff Ulbrich’s son and Shaduer Sanders. While condemning the prank, they argue public reaction was overly harsh.

37:03 – 39:13

Chris explains that Shaduer’s fall wasn’t about bias or collusion—it stemmed from poor interviews, lack of preparation, and a perceived diva attitude. They note how media attention makes backup QBs risky distractions.

39:13 – 41:01

Cleveland now has five QBs: Flacco, Pickett, Dylan Gabriel, Sanders, and Watson (inactive). Chris believes Sanders will start mid-season and notes he has the top-selling rookie jersey.

41:01 – End

The hosts criticize ESPN for focusing excessively on Sanders over No. 1 pick Cam Ward. Chris compares it to Homer Simpson’s “Poochie” joke as every time Sanders wasn’t on screen, people asked where he was.

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00:00 – 03:30

Matt talks about his upcoming trip. He shares a story about his dad’s scary in-flight dehydration episode.

03:30 – 06:50

Chris recommends JSX charter flights to reduce airport stress. Matt discusses tracking planes using an app.

06:50 – 10:30

Matt loves slots and digital roulette. He recalls a big win at a bachelor party. Chris shares his brief and brutal $30 casino loss in Cleveland.

10:30 – 14:20

Heavy action on Rory McIlroy caused massive losses for sportsbooks. His odds dropped from +1200 to +600 before winning.

14:20 – 17:10

Matt celebrates Rory’s long-awaited Masters win and sympathizes with Justin Rose’s near miss, noting his $2.3M consolation.

17:10 – 19:40

They break down the Sunday collapse and playoff, calling it one of the most compelling Masters endings in recent memory.

19:40 – 21:00

Max Homa earns $462K for 12th place. Ludwig Åberg loses over $500K by bogeying 18. 

21:00 – 22:30

Chris rants about North Carolina’s use of pine needles for landscaping. He prefers mulch but finds switching expensive and tedious.

22:30 – 24:00

Chris hits on a raffle and receives the "What the Kobe" sneakers in record time. Though he loves them, resale value is disappointing.

24:00 – 26:00

Chris critiques The Thing’s new design.

26:00 – 29:30

Matt and Chris try to recall Sean Gunn’s name and joke about sibling fame. 

29:30 – 33:30

Chris hits on Spencer Torkelson in his recent home run bets. He targets Bryce Harper next. Matt picks Cedric Mullins and Nolan Gorman for their stat matchups and power potential.

33:30 – 33:45

They wrap up, remind listeners to gamble responsibly, and send Matt off on his vacation.

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• Intro & The Masters Preview
• Chris and Matt open the show excited about The Masters golf tournament. They discuss favorite players, with Scottie Scheffler as the favorite, followed by Rory McIlroy, DeChambeau, Morikawa, and Rahm.

• Tiger Woods April Fools’ Joke & Mike Weir Memories
• Tiger jokes about returning; Matt praises Mike Weir—his favorite Masters champ—despite Weir’s current irrelevance.

• Betting Odds & Max Homa’s Caddy Breakup
• Matt dives into personal fandom and betting angles: Max Homa’s resurgence following a major caddy change, and his under-the-radar practice round.

• DeChambeau, Health Risks & Fitness Nerds
• Bryson DeChambeau’s training regimen and health insights impress Matt. 

• Matt’s Fractured Ankle Story
• Matt finally reveals his fractured ankle saga—from multiple flare-ups to an old growth plate injury found by a podiatrist. He needs an MRI and possibly future ankle replacement.

• Driver’s Test & Teen Driving Fears
• Chris and Matt swap stories about driver’s tests, parallel parking disasters, and teenage driving rules.

• Police Stops & Search Stories
• Matt shares being pulled over. 

• More Cop Stories & Inspection Rants
• Chris and Matt laugh through anecdotes about police interactions. They also complain about the scam of car inspections and how tires are never repairable.

• Philadelphia Phillies Recap
• The Phillies beat the Braves behind Trea Turner’s and Bryce Harper’s homers. Concerns about the bullpen, Alec Bohm, and Marsh’s inconsistency are discussed. Matt praises Max Kepler’s patience at the plate despite a low batting average.

• Betting Losses: NCAA and NBA
• Matt laments losing $1,400 on the Bryant Bulldogs and his ruined NCAA brackets. Chris shares a loss on Spencer Dinwiddie, who stopped contributing after a hot start.

• Phillies Pitching & Cy Young Odds
• Zach Wheeler: 2nd overall (+500)
• Christopher Sánchez: +2500
• Jesus Luzardo: +3300
• Aaron Nola: +10,000
• They debate the plausibility of three Phillies in the top three for Cy Young voting.

• Phillies vs. Yankees Odds
• Phillies are underdogs (+104) against the Yankees. Probable pitchers: Lizardo vs. Schwellenbach. Matt likes Philly as a moneyline bet.

• Ankle & Arm Injuries + MRIs
• Matt outlines next steps for his ankle. Chris recalls tearing his bicep tendon lifting a Peloton.

• Scrubs TV Show & MRI Paranoia
• They close with TV talk about Scrubs, and how full-body scans can reveal “stuff you didn’t want to know.” Chris ties it back to his advice.

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