On today's show, Bret and Patrick discuss plastic Easter eggs and Easter dinner - is ham overrated? Also, Patrick's fondness of green beans and ketchup. Plus - do Bret and Patrick look like stoners?

Well, it starts off with sound effects, but the end will leave you speechless. Why does Tony hate on Steve's mom so much?

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Kelly Green is Back!!!!!!!!!!! Bret is salivatingly happy about that! We have a cat mascot update. Patrick gives his views the King Richard movie, and it's not what you think. We almost went into politics AND Nicole never responds to any requests to join the show anymore

What an unscripted surprise! The show got a mascot, or the mascot got a show, we're not sure. Bret and Patrick dive into cats, cavemen, hamsters, lizards and football. Also, how does one poop?

The boys decide to watch videos and it sounds way worse than it actually is. We'll blame Nicole for this one.

Today should be a day for green glee, but we're going all-out red. The Mystery Cooler makes its return and it is bringing a Tube of Terror. Will the crew be able to handle the whole thing? Oh there was great confidence early in the day! Will Patrick finally have his victory???

Oh there was a lot of boasting during the day! A lot of confidence! A lot of swagger! A lot of only playing against the computer to actually prepare for human competition! Live and learn. Oh dreams became unhinged as the official Madden tournament begins! Don't worry - Austin didn't show up - again.

The Dynamic Duo is back after a layoff and the time off really didn't help. Bret tries a new snack and gets hung up on nuts. Patrick is evidently a bigger fan of nuts than Bret. We thought about inviting Nicole, but she probably wouldn't show up. Austin is still M.I.A. And Peyton promises to be at the next podcast.

Our superheroes are back! Well, two of them, not sure the other two comprehend what Thursday at 4 o'clock means. Today we have Moments of Silent for animals and even athletes who are still alive. Bret & Patrick discuss the benefits of notepads and possibly using them. Also, are spiral notebooks better than legal pads. Nicole calls in, but our sound guy screws that up. Plus! Bret's unexpected cartoon crushes!

Aaaaah! The sounds of almost being prepared! In Bret's defense, Patrick is easily distracted, but someone had to take him in. Enjoy our fluttering around before the podcast begins!