In today's episode we serve up some premeditated jackassery loaded with trans fats and sugar. We talk about a record number of complaint calls; self-checkout machines and shoplifting; unconditional sincerity; and the creepiest magic mirror of all time. All this and more!

In today's episode you catch us in the middle of several segues. We talk about emojis, toilets, cigarette breaks, and blacklists. We promise it all makes sense. All this and more!

In today's episode, finally, we're launching something a little different to celebrate our 300th episode. We talk about where we've been, our new book, how to get a free (maybe) copy of "The Jackass Whisperer", and how to not send rude or accidental pornographic texts. All this and more!

Some stuff has happened. We wanted to let you know what's going on.

In today's episode, we're continuing with a new Jackass of the Week! We also talk about problematic promotions; a hotel hero; why millennials are leaving the big city; and an unusual airline heist. All this and more, so enjoy the show and take a full sized chocolate bar!

In today's episode, we're opening up a new segment: Jackass of the Week! We also talk about a new UTK logo; an upcoming live event; how Facebook violated product placement guidelines; and what people really think about casual workplaces. All this and a reminder that this episode is NOT about Halloween!

In today's episode, we're back to the smörgåsbord. We talk about an upcoming live event; an idea you shouldn't poo poo to quickly; real brand, real influencers, and fake assistants; a tone detector; getting ghosted by robots; and one of the seven sends in a rebuttal. All this and more!

In today's episode, we're keeping it classy. We talk about the follow up to our recent Peloton incident; a couple of new books; lockable lunches and the funniest brand name ever; flying babies and humanity; and ageism in the workplace. All this and more!

In today's episode, we're back on track with a smorgasbord episode after a few weeks of... different. We talk about virtual firing and why Alison hates the term "soft skills"; how Yelp is playing dirty with phone numbers; and we wonder how hungry you have to be to make a foodie call. All this and more!

In today's episode, we're looking back at the trust exercise that has been our podcasting experience. We talk about being the best in the room; why research is so important; and make an important point about sponsorships. All this and more!