Does the stuff you bought at the grocery store burn your genitals? Ever forgotten a tampon up there? Learn some tips for vulva and vaginal health, and hear why Momotaro Apotheca started making their own preventative-and-healing products.

1:00 for irritation and infections

4:00 the hot spring incident 

7:00 monistat and vagisil can mess you up

10:00 challenges to developing vulva/vaginal care products

13:00 the stripper pole isn’t safe either - in terms of germs

15:00 condoms break, Ass-to-vag happens, nobody’s “perfect”

18:00 do not use Summer’s Eve

21:00 what vaginal issues do YOU deal with?

24:00 wash your damn hands 

27:00 ever forgot a tampon up there?

31:00 can you tell your partner?

35:00 do you also check your scent?

38:00 a Napoleon Dynamite reference - really

41:00 is douching safe?

45:00 why does monistat (or anything) burn?

49:00 I dont wanna think about my vaginal health

53:00 what does “odor protection” mean?

56:00 what does your pussy smell like?

59:00 the vagina is acidic too

1:02:00 not just for “women”

1:05:00 find the people that you trust

FIND YOUR GUEST: momotaroapotheca.com

FIND YOUR HOST: stripperwriter.com

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