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- Episode 7: Live, Laugh, Squonk (Tricia Harvey)
A very melancholy creature slimes up the studio with their dreary attitude. Valaine attempts to make Squonk happy with bubbles, hair care tips, and getting them ensconced in emo culture.
(A squonk is an actual cryptid! Look it up, its gross...)
Tricia Harvey can be found on Twitter @T_wrecks85 and her Etsy is PGH Park Hopper
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41 min - Episode 6: The World's Greatest Cryptozoologist (Keelin Mathews)
Keelin Mathews, The World's Greatest Cryptozoologist, joins Val in the studio. The tea spills and hot takes thrill as Keelin and Val navigate what it takes to be a cryptozoologist, and apparently, its all about reading.
Keelin Mathews is a researcher for The Haunted Objects Podcast and can be found on Tumblr
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43 min - Episode 5: The Necromancer from Down Under (Rob Baughman)
Spencer Hawkins, Australian corpse re-animator, settles in the studio to show off his menagerie of creepy critters who have hopped beyond the veil and back.
Our guest, Rob Baughman, can be found on Twitter/X and Instagram as @Glamdalf1.
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33 min - Episode 4: Black and White and Dead All Over (Nicole and Noelle from The Quite Unusual Podcast)
The Lady in Black, Dahlia, and The Lady in White, Daisy, have haunted the studio this week! No holds barred when it comes to possession, bilocation, and roughing up some men who deem themselves worthy to summon whomever they want. Not to mention, we dig a little deeper into that faithful day of the most horrific water skiing incident the world has ever seen.
Nicole (Dahlia) and Noelle (Daisy) are the hosts of The Quite Unusual Podcast.
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43 min - Episode 3: Miss Braxy if you're Nasty (Merrium Khan)
The Flatwoods Monster stops by the studio to settle a score, lament about cryptid politics, and perhaps the beginning of a podcast partnership? (NO. -signed, Val)
Merrium Khan is an all around wonderful weirdo who I am so grateful for. Her only plug is to keep talking about Palestine and to unite against genocide. You can find her on Twitter (X):
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31 min - Episode 2: Squirrels + Vampires = Food (John Tenney)
Valaine is introduced, or rather, reintroduced to Squirrel Man, the cutest little (or big) messenger for the last however many millennia. Val is educated in the finer points of Squirrel population, Squirrel Man is educated in vampire math (or lack thereof), and the two hatch the single best plan for acquiring sustenance.
John E.L. Tenney is one of the most well-recognized and highly sought-after investigators of UFO, Paranormal and Occult phenomena in the world. Mr. Tenney has been actively involved in the field of anomalistic, conspiratorial, occult, UFOlogical, and paranormal research for well over three decades. It is estimated that, throughout the past 30 years, more than 150,000 people have specifically attended one of John’s signature “Weird Lectures.” John E.L. Tenney’s columns and articles have been printed in magazines and newspapers world-wide. Due to his extended time involved in paranormal research he has acted as a consult for numerous companies including, but not limited to: NBC, ABC, A&E, Fox, SyFy, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal. He has worked on numerous television shows including Unsolved Mysteries, Sightings, Very Scary Stories, Paranormal State: The New Class, Ghost Stalkers and Paranormal Lockdown, Hellier and Kindred Spirits. More recently he co-hosts the fan favorite podcast “What’s Up Weirdo?”Support The Vampire Talk Show and join the Patreon... I don't bite. ;)
31 min - Episode 1: The Witch from Outer Space (Lily Andromeda)
Lily Andromeda beams down to the studio to chat with her old gal pal, Val. No topic is off the table, whether it be explicit and illicit technologies or Hallmark Christmas Movies.
Lily Andromeda is a metal singer and podcast host for Only Mostly Thread. Follow Lily on her socials and support her art!
Support The Vampire Talk Show and join the Patreon... I don't bite. ;)23 min - The Vampire Talk Show: An Introduction
Valaine the Vampire laid down for a nap and woke up 100 years later in a podcast producer's basement. Now, she's catching up with the times and friends old and new in a trendy talk show format. Episodes dropping soon!
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About The Vampire Talk Show
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A podcast hosted by Valaine the vampire who just woke up from a 100 year nap. Now she's catching up with cryptid, ghost, and alien friends and learning about the human world around her.