The Very Worst

Two grown adults say goodbye to a third as they discuss the animated feature presentation Genesect and the Legend Awakened and hear the last Train Fact of their lives.

Topics include: We vow to write a Pokemon movie. Big Bad Beetleborgs. The Pokemon noise heirarchy. THE WORST JOKE OF ALL TIME. A great improv scene. Ash is god. Can MewTwo fuck? A Pokemon yells "Boner."

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Three grown adults sit around and eat candy bars and watch cartoons. Specifically, the short cartoon feature Meloetta's Moonlight Serenade, featuring the Pokemon. This episode is not brought to you by the Hair Cuttery.

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Three grown adults finally take time out of their dumb stupid lives to talk about the important things: The movie Kyurem and the Swords of Justice, while two of them are in the woods surrounded by animals.

Topics include: The 3 sounds you'll hear in the woods. My Little Dartagnon. The Sort-Of Justice. Our telepathic voices. Penocentricism. Scraggy has nothing going on. How do water Pokemon store water? Many train facts.

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Three grown adults talk about TWO POKEMON MOVIES -- Pokemon Black: Victini and Reshiram and Pokemon White: Victini and Zekrom and, essentially, it takes them the first two minutes of the podcast to essentially figure out which one is called which. Essentially.

Topics include: Infinity War spoilers again. Our lives are boring. Did Jeffrey Dahmer eat regular food? We hate Cilan. Macarons or Macaroons? Ashleigh is angry about Clingclangs. Half-Dragon/Half-Spaceship. Analogous. Anagulous. Analajuss. The Ancient Pop-Up Book of Our People. "Why?" Can you believe Facebook?

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Three grown adults talk about the direct-to-dvd Pokemon movie Zoroark: Master of Illusions and so obviously there's a 10 minute section that's only about people switching genitals.

Topics include: Mickey ZO'Rourke. Tobey Maguire's Batman. A The Who song, but about Pokemon. Maybe these Team Rocket guys aren't so smart after all. Flamonkey VS Infernape. The heirarchy of Grandma names. Why don't more movies end with every character dying? Pat's suspicious the movie has Tea Party leanings. Journalists love sewers. We argue about Ash's age again. They still don't know how boats work.

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Three grown adults, stricken with Valentines love, chat dreamily about the epic animated romance Arceus and the Jewel of Life which took them three weeks to watch.

Topics include: Dialga is the Kramer of Pokemon. Brock takes one to the dick. Palkia casting. Rock, Paper, Scissors, GOD! Time and Space are 2 Robot Dogs. Pats new Catchphrase! The worst rankings segment ever.

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Three grown adults get very sleepy as they talk for almost 3 hours (their time; about 2 hours your time) about a Pokemon movie called Giratina and the Sky Warrior that one of them watched in Japanese.

Topics include: Sports! Old man Pikachu. Pat's Sonic tumblr. EVERYTHING IS A POKEMON! Pokemon Ash has yelled at. Keep light out of our water. Is Piplup the new Psyduck? No, it's not. NEWTON INFINITE GRACELAND. The Return of TRAIN FACTS! Super villain graphic design. Reggie Gigas and his Army of Warthogs. Florgy. Who is the Sky Warrior? A voicemail!

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Three grown adults talk about the very good animated Pokemon film The Rise of Darkrai and say "Lickilicki" a lot then run out of time.

Topics include: God is a Pokemon. Muppets again. Is Professor Oak hot? Finally, a podcast talks about the ending of Lost! A joke about Mitt Romney for some reason. "I go to musical leaf college" A very convoluted way to get in touch with us. My friend Thony. Oracion is not a Pokemon. Ash vs Stairs again. Baron Gaston the Lickilicki. Ass has a rash ion.

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Three grown adults watch a 45 minute Pokemon movie and talk about it for 2 full hours and then some. But first Matt explains an esoteric Pokemon mechanic for way too long, and his audio is fucked up... hang in there and it all gets better I promise!

Topics include: PicaChew, a rad theme song, a Major Event!, Don't Call me Kidnapper, Ash yells at a light, Mirage Master Makes a Mewtwo, senile Sherlock Holmes, Tracey: the Ultimate Insult.

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Three grown adults spend like 16 hours of their Christmas prep time watching an animated art film entitled "Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea" which is, I think, some sort of meditation on how boring it is to look at fish. Pat's chair breaks.

Topics include: Ash's puberty. The Marvel Method of writing movies. Jack Reacher, Pokemon Walker. The Marvel Method of movie titles. Brock tones it down. BOB DOLE. A traveling band of Trader Joe's managers. A shark poop joke. Little kid self-defense. Mime Jr for US Senate! Rick Santorum sucks. Pokemon are like hot water bottles. A cool Nintendo boss. Ash dies AGAIN.

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