Three grown adults discuss the made-for-TV movie "Mewtwo Returns" which is a movie about the Pokemon and about half the length of this podcast.

Topics include: Fantasy Football VS Bachelor in Paradise. A very good football foreman. Brock is PanPanSexual. Weird Whirlwind. EAAHHHH EAAAHHH. PikaTwo's Revenge. Ash takes too much LSD. Chekhov's Bugs. A magical goodnight. Brock's nipple-less shirt. So so much talk about Chekhov.

The text box keeps telling me "Mewtwo" is misspelled.

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Three grown adults huddle together under a big blanket called the internet and watch a sweet summer film called Pikachu & Pichu and then complain about how they did that on purpose.

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Three grown adults discuss the movie Pokemon 3: The Movie in ways it was never meant to be discussed with little to no shame and then two of them make a loud, bad noise.

Topics include: Kids hate emails. Deciphering the alphabet. Brock is back, baby! Ash's real dad?? Clarence who is Craig who is Tracey. Why did we miss Brock. YOU ARE MAMA! All you need is a man and a bulldozer. Ash doesn't believe in ANYTHING but he do love punch. We're already losing our minds.

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Three grown adults talk about "Pikachu's Rescue Adventure," a minuscule feat of children's animated cinema and we do everyone's favorite podcast thing: SEGMENTS!

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Three grown adults talk about a movie that's called "Pokemon: The Movie 2000". And we're very sorry, but that's what this podcast is about.

Topics include: How do boats work? Hugh Jackman face, Jack Black voice. Nobody's Angel rocks. Mr. Mime's bug problem. A close up of a tomato. How, exactly, do boats work?? A case of Krabbys. WHO IS TRACEY!? Waist-deep in abstinece. A bird whom scream like man. How the hell do boats work!??

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Three grown adults talk about the short film "Pikachu's Vacation." We're too old for this and we call Pokemon "little scamps."

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Three grown adults talk about Pokemon: The First Movie. There is a lot of swearing and someone imitates a Staryu and that sucks.

Topics include: Mikeone's name troubles. A security system made of arms. Milk Chew Stew. Infinity War spoilers. Horny for a very small hologram. Make friends with your fists. A very cool lair. An adult girlfriend.

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