The Vicious Virgos

The Vicious Virgos

By Ilana & JacquelinEducationSelf-Improvement
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The Vicious Virgos episodes

  • So We Got Into A BIG Fight... (How The Signs Fight and Resolve Conflict)
    Basically, Ilana + Jack got into a huge f*cking fight, but don’t worry - they fixed it and they DEFINITELY made sure to bring it up this episode - because.. It’s that time of year again šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’«Mercury’s in retrograde from September 9 - October 2nd and we’re already feeling the breakdown. So we made sure to share a little bit about what you can expect from this season but the bulk of today’s episode is all about…
    You guessed it, Conflict Resolution. Basically, Ilana + Jack got into a huge f*cking fight, but don’t worry - they fixed it 🄰 and they DEFINITELY made sure to bring it up this episode - because.. Well, we know y’all want the šŸµ
    So they’re here to teach the rest of you:
    ⭐ How YOU fight
    ⭐ How others can ā€œhandleā€ you
    ⭐ And as always, some friendly advice from your big sisters in astrology
    Oh - and do us a favor, please make sure to rate, review & subscribe. We had a goal to hit a certain amount of reviews on Apple Podcast and we’re like, legit way behind šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Friendship Astrology Re-Release

    We're talking friends! No, not the show, that's another podcast. Ilana + Jacquelin know you want them, you've got them, and they're back to help you figure out and understand your relationship with them. Tune is as we break down how each sign shows up for their besties and how you can be the BFF you were born to be. Oh, and we all know you want the dirt on that Frenemy you keep insta stalking.

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    1 hr 9 min
  • All About Virgo

    It's Virgo Season B*tches! We're starting off our Sun Sign series with the best sign in the zodiac, obvi. The notoriously critical overthinker - Virgo...A.K.A. the Virgin. Like, who else has a motto that says, "I Analyze"? Learn about all things Virgo: traits, relationships, compatibility and more. And don't forget to be productive while you're listening. After all, it's Virgo season ;)

    Don't forget to follow us on our socials:Ā 

    www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgosĀ 

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Family Astrology

    How can astrology help you better understand your family?

    šŸ¤”Specifically - your parents.

    Well… Your natal birth chart can be used in literally hundreds of ways to help you learn about yourself, and others – this extends to your parent-child relationship. Basically, by learning your OWN chart, you can begin to better understand how and WHY you interact with your parents and other family members. In fact, you don’t even need to look šŸ‘€at another person’s chart to examine your relationship with them.

    What should you be taking away from this week’s episode?

    ⭐ Sun & Moon = masculine & feminine = dad & mom

    ⭐ What house your Moon falls into on your natal chart can shine a lot of light onto the type of family you had growing up

    āš ļøREMEMBER: If you decide to go down the rabbit hole of looking at your friends and family’s chart to figure this out for them… that each chart should be examine from the perspective of the person whose chart you’re looking at - try to do it with empathy and curiosity… aka: don’t be like us.


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    1 hr
  • Hot Takes On The Signs

    Virgos and their opinions, areweright? šŸ™„

    We threw all 12 zodiac signs into a random generator, and spun the wheel to answer questions like...How likely is someone to trust Leo with a secret? How do Sag's friends describe them? Who is Scorpio's best romantic astrological match? And literally so many more. So if you want to know what we think about you, your friends, your family, your lover and you’re secret love…listen in now 😘

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Rising Signs & Style
    How do YOU think other people see you? šŸ¤”
    Your outward appearance, your attitude, even your style can all be dictated by your rising (or ascending) sign.
    Your rising sign is NOT, we repeat NOT your core self, but rather the filter on your core self - as Ilana likes to say, ā€œit’s like looking through different colored glasses… or if we went to the grocery store and bought chocolate… but she bakes a cake and I just ate the bar. Makes sense, yeah?ā€
    (NOTE: Don’t know your rising sign?
    You ✨WILL✨ need to know what time you were born to get this one correct - so go find that birth certificate and enter your information into your favorite website or app!)
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    44 min
  • North & South Node
    So… Destiny & Past Lives is a thing? 😲
    ā˜šŸ¼First things first, hop onto your favorite natal chart app or website and find your North Node – cause if you know that, you’ll automatically know your South Node.
    ⭐Your North Node is all about THIS life, the one you’re currently present in - so basically your ā€œDestiny.ā€
    ⭐Your South Node tell the story of your PAST lives - and since the past dictates the future… basically what we’re saying is, the lessons you failed to learn back then are essentially going to haunt you now.
    This episode is all about figuring out what lessons you might’ve missed in the past, and how you can heal and find your purpose now.Ā 
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    1 hr 21 min
  • The Vicious Virgos
    Hey Woo Woo Crew!Ā Welcome to The Vicious Virgos. This isn't your average astrology podcast. Sassy, unfiltered, and filled with lots of newbie material. Every week, hosts Ilana and Jacquelin give you the 411 on all things astrology. Tune in for lots of laughs, some drama, and of course, some much-needed cosmic advice. The astrological big sisters you never knew you needed!
    2 min
  • Healing & Heartbreak

    Ok but honestly heartbreak is part of life, it’s universal, it’s common, but it’s absolutely one of the most painful things we’ll ever experience 😭 From romantic breakups to friendships that end, and of course–there’s heartbreak from a loss. Heartbreak feels as real as it is. It makes us vulnerable, helpless, and *hopefully* reflective.

    Whether you’ve gone through it or not, we wanted to create an episode that focused on how the signs deal with heartbreak--how do they cope, what makes them feel better, and how do they heal 😘

    Thankfully šŸ™ astrology offers so much insight into breakups. Your zodiac or sun sign defines your personality, general preferences, and how you interact with the world. It also reveals how you flirt, connect, and your intimacy. So of course this is our go-to sign when it comes to looking at breakups.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Decans - Your Astrological Personality
    šŸ¤”So… remember a few weeks ago when we went ape shit over all that new stuff we learned and couldn’t wait to share it with y’all?
    Whelp, it’s here. And honestly, it probably could’ve been called ā€œCusps part 2,ā€ because it really does make you rethink everyone you know… it definitely had us back pedaling when we said that:
    ā€œAugust Virgos aren’t REAL Virgosā€
    Cause it turns out - they’re actually more Virgo than we’ll EVER be.
    ✨SPECIAL GUEST BTW - LISTEN TO FIND OUT✨
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    1 hr 23 min

About The Vicious Virgos

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Hey Woo Woo Crew! Welcome to The Vicious Virgos. This isn't your average astrology podcast. Sassy, unfiltered, and filled with lots of newbie material. Every week, hosts Ilana and Jacquelin give you…