The Vicious Virgos

Midheaven (n): The point of the ecliptic on the meridian. The middle part of the sky. The midst of heaven.

AKA: MC, Medium Coeli

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷‍♀️WTF - right?

So turns out, this MC stuff is actually pretty eye opening when it comes to helping you figure out what the hell it is you want to do when you grow up (also don’t - it’s definitely a trap).

This week we’re helping you find yours, explaining what it means, and how to use this knowledge to improve that *hustle* you’re always talkin’ about.

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Oh hey Woo Woo Crew!

This week we’re taking a little trip to a place we like to call the ✨magical woo woo land of the unknown✨

Yes - that’s right, we’re pivoting off course from the usual astrology shit to bring you something new, something fresh, but don’t worry - it’s still something weird… auras 🌈

Everything around us has energy, literally we’re MADE UP of energy. So obviously - it would make sense - that some of us who are sensitive, can actually SEE that energy 😲

Let’s play a guessing game - listen to the episode & drop what aura you think you have, and what your friends think you have. We’re curious to know… what vibe do YOU put off.

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What’s in store for our dear Woo Woo Crew this Summer? A LOT 😲 Like, a lot a lot. Some of you are apparently getting married 💍…some are making babies 🍼…and some of you are buying a new houseplant 🪴 (you know who you are). So much happening in the cosmos this Summer - like Mars, Jupiter, and OMG Pluto??? Yeah, it’s gonna be big. And we’re covering it all because if nothing else, it’s nice to just give some unsolicited advice once in awhile 😘

Y’all are always asking us for predictive episodes - so listen up and let us know how you feel about what you future holds this Summer 😏

Listen now 🎙- LINK in bio.

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🤔WTF are all the lines in your birth chart?

Well our dear Woo Woo Crew - Aspects are the ANGLES that are created by those lines connecting from planet point to planet point on your chart. And honestly y’all - when we figured this out, it was mind blowing 🤯

In this week’s episode, we discuss the 5️⃣ major aspects in your chart:

👉🏼 Conjunctions

👉🏼 Sextiles

👉🏼 Squares

👉🏼 Trines

👉🏼 Oppositions

Some of these aspects create challenges, or tension – while others create harmony, or are more complementary. The coolest part about this - is it truly is where compatibility comes into play, it’s also another excuse or way to measure how messed up you’re feeling in the world.

Take a look at the stars and blame them for that crying outburst you had earlier, it was most likely your Moon square Venus or something 😘

In the words of the great RuPaul, “If you don’t love yourself, how are you gonna love somebody else!?” 😍

We spend way too much time trying to get everyone in the cosmos to love us, but we forget to acknowledge the most important person in our lives, ourselves *duh*. So if you’re looking for the best ways to love yourself based off your sign, you’ve come to the right place mon ami 💖

And let’s not forget about our special one-on-one time. Self-pleasure is an important part of living a happy and healthy life. IT’S LITERALLY SCIENCE. So we’re diving into the best ways to ménage à moi.

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LIKE OMG. SURPRISE 😮

There were so many damn questions that we had to split this episode into ✌🏼parts. Not only that, but SURPRISE woo woo crew, it’s getting posted EARLY.

So….. here ya go 💋

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You asked, we answered ⭐ And this time we have A LOT to cover babes, so we’re doing a two-part series. From Libra and Taurus’s rom-com chemistry, to Virgo and Aries competitive bestie energy, we’re covering all your burning relationship questions. Thank you to everyone who submitted questions. Listen and see if we featured yours 💋

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We had a questions box 🗳️ up last week on our Instagram stories and oh my god did you give us the goods. Okay, tbh - some of y’all did NOT listen to “Surviving Mercury Retrograde” and it really shows.

Regardless, we answered them anyway. Get ready for the FIRST OFFICIAL Q&A episode!

We made sure to tag everyone who’s questions we answered, and if you liked this episode - let us know 👇

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Y’all have been BEGGING us to do this one, so we FINALLY did 😲 and holy shit were our minds are blown, like wtf. We’ve talked to astrologers who think it’s BS, but after knowing what we know now… let’s just say so many things make sense now.

So if you think you’re born between two signs, are you the Cusp of:

💜 Power

💜 Beauty

💜 Drama

💜 Revolution

💜 Prophecy

Listen to the episode, tag your friends who are cusps, and let us know what you think 👇

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2022 is a hot bed of energy as we go through FOUR Mercury Retrogrades, and these ones are weird, they start in one sign, and end in another 🤷‍♀️

Back at the beginning of the Vicious Virgos, we recorded a survey on Mercury Retrograde 💫-think higher level. Just kind of skimming the history and surface while providing some very necessary tips and tricks for navigating this three-week period 😘

So before you roll your eyes 🙄 and think this is a re-release, it’s not. This is literally a BRAND NEW episode, with new notes, new advice, and some very specific shit on how to handle this Gemini/Taurus period.

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