What does 2022 have in store for your luv life? Like, a lot...

This year will bring EPIC love! Soulmate love. The kind of love that will change you.

But, of course, there will be plenty of breakups too

...So will you find the one, have your life shattered, or float on a romantic dream?

We're diving into romantic predictions for the signs Plus, as always, some much needed advice! Cause, you know you need it.

We could seriously not be more excited for this episode! We have our FIRST special guest, the fabulous Taryn Bond. Everybody's favorite TikTok Astrologer is coming in hot to spill her wisdom on compatibility.

💜What it is

💜What to look for

💜How to read it

💜And because we had to… what Jack + Ilana’s compatibility looks like.

You seriously won’t want to miss this cute little Pisces (duh, you know we had to have a 🐟on if we were talking compatibility) drop her infinite knowledge.

Give her a follow!

@tarynleighbond on Instagram and TikTok ♓

Let's talk about sex baby 🍆

We're getting down & dirty, giving you what you allll want: it's time to learn the sexual secrets of the signs. What are they like in bed? What gets their engines running? Let's take a trip to pound town. We're here to help you shag life to the fullest.

OMG - we’re having a quarter life crisis 🎤

JK - but also, pretty fucking cool that we’ve completed half a year already.

So what better way to celebrate than with a “mini” roast. Ehhh - but is it actually just some much needed calling out + advice from your favorite know-it-alls.

Tips for listening this week:

Get ready to take notes

Maybe find something to hold while you cry

Be prepared to feel seen AF 👀

But seriously, we love you and we’re hopeful you get some good nuggets out of this - if not for yourself, to project onto someone else 🤣

Ahh… yes, another educational post brought to you by your favorite Virgos 😘

Mercury, that opportunistic, unemotional little bitch.

You’re basically going to look at someone’s Mercury to figure out HOW people get their point across, how they study & how they process information.

💫 By Sign→ their “style” of communication

💫By House → areas in life “intellectualized”

Want to know more? Guess you’ll just have to listen.

Xoxo,

Stay Vicious

If it thinks like a Virgo, and it analyzes like a Virgo, It’s probably a Virgo. 😂

Is there really anything better than scouring the internet for personality tests? We’ve got the Meyers-Briggs, the Human Design, and Enneagrams (but let’s be honest - astrology has always been where it’s at!).

This episode is short and sweet as we help you break down your Enneagram types + help you learn a little bit more about the people around you as well.

TBH - this should’ve been our first episode, oops. 🤦‍♀️

This episode we’re updating you on a few things:

1️⃣Why we had to re-release “What’s Your Sign?” last week

2️⃣What’s been going on with ilana’s health

Once that housekeeping shit is done and everyone hears all the personal stuff that none of you care about – we dive into how to read your birth chart. You know, that confusing circle with all the lines and symbols? Yeah, that one.

And, Jack may or may not have had too much bourbon and went on an interrupting spree full of too many personal deets… but that’s typical 🤣 Let’s just say, we’re so happy to get back to recording, so happy to be back together, and cannot wait to drop more episodes.

Xoxo - Lani + Jack

It's the very first episode of The Vicious Virgos! Ilana and Jacquelin talk all things Sun Signs - their strengths, their weaknesses, and what advice they would give to each one. Then they get to some of your burning questions sent in to The Just Girl Project.

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Last page of the journal.

Closing the book on 2021📖

We don’t know about you - but DAMN what a year. Full of heartbreak😍, new careers, travel, where else do you want us to go with this? Seriously though, what a f*cking year. Oof.

What better way to close out 2021 than with the Vicious Virgo’s New Year's Resolutions AND Predictions for 2022? Yeah, that’s right - we said PREDICTIONS. Tune in to hear what we think next year has in store for you and what you should be planning for the year ahead.

Xoxo - VV

So you wanted to get your MBA and be some hotshot advertising agent… but the reality is, you’re so much better suited to be a fabulous musician. Yeah, that’s right - you can pretty much pinpoint which career path is the best one for you to pick based on your Zodiac sign.

We’re not saying give up on your dreams. If you want that MBA, go for it. But if you’re only working at your job for the money, is that really going to be what makes you happy in the long run?

Listen to this week’s episode as Ilana + Jacquelin share their opinions and spit some facts on which career path may be the best one for you.