The Vicious Virgos

The Vicious Virgos

By Ilana & JacquelinEducationSelf-Improvement
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The Vicious Virgos episodes

  • The Houses Of Astrology
    Astrology in the house! Your houses are determined by where the ENTIRE sky was at the moment you were born. Think of it as a snapshot of the stars ⭐This includes above and below the horizon.
    Each house symbolizes a different area of your life. Your first house is all about self-image and the impression you make on others. But we’re not spoiling the rest of them, you’ll just have to listen and hear for yourself 😉
    Tip: It’s important to remember that the zodiac wheel and the wheel of houses ARE NOT the same. Houses are based on a 24hr rotation around Earth’s axis where the zodiac wheel is based on the Sun’s yearly rotation around the Earth.
    1 hr 5 min
  • Truth Or Trivia?
    Come play along with us! Spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven, Suck and blow
 and then there’s Astro Truth or TRIVIA đŸ˜±No, you didn’t read that wrong. We swapped out the “dare” because.. you know, Virgo - and decided to see just HOW MUCH we actually know about the signs.
    Ilana + Jacquelin created an exhaustive list of revealing questions where they either have to expose a dark truth, or risk an astrology trivia question. Grab your notebooks little star seeds (iykyk) ⭐- this one is full of surprises.
    54 min
  • Worst Cosmic Couples
    Your favorite duo is back at it again this time we get sassy with our least favorite zodiac matches 😘
    NOW, before you jump down our throats and say, “BUT MY PARTNER AND I
” We don’t want to hear it. AND if we get one more DM that says, “There’s more to compatibility than just sun signs
” YES, WE KNOW. Listen to our other podcast episodes, we literally say that All. The. Time. 
    So without further ado, get ready for some serious surprises, as always irreverent jokes, and don’t forget to rate, review & subscribe 💜
    40 min
  • Best Cosmic Couples
    100% you thought this episode was all about compatibility. If you thought that-well
 you’re not wrong, but you’re also not right.
    You keep asking for “sun signs this” and “sun signs that”-so we freaking delivered and honestly, we had so much fun with this episode.
    You know we’re team Virgo + Pisces. But do you know WHY?! Listen in to this weeks episode as we break down what each partner brings to the relationship and we rate their compatibility on a scale of 1-10.
    57 min
  • Chiron

    The final installment in our series of 3 - and you better believe that we saved the best for last, baby!

    We’ve spent the last 3 weeks in our Horror-scopes series talking about your dark side. This time, we’re twisting the knife - pouring salt in the wound - and probably squeezing a lemon in there as well. I mean, kick you while you’re down, right?

    Chiron - the “wounded healer,” representing our deepest, most tender inner wounds that are the hardest for us to heal. Depending on it’s placement in your chart, it will show you possible areas for some serious soul-level healing - but also, trigger points, struggles, and the painful parts of life we’d rather not face.

    Chiron is here to teach us and help us recognize our wounds. Our weak spots are not feelings we cannot get rid of, they have to be confronted, they have to be seen. It’s only once this wound is recognized can we begin to heal - and help to heal others.

    1 hr 14 min
  • Black Moon Lilith
    The second in our series of 3.
    This one is going to have you gasping and saying “WTF” outloud - so maybe don’t listen at work.
    Black Moon Lilith (aka: dark moon), is a specific point along the moon’s orbit when it’s farthest from Earth. So no, it’s not a planet, comet, asteroid, etc.
    Lilith is a boss b*tch! *đŸŽ€drop* Or at least, your “inner b*tch” - she’s connected to your inner shadow but also in areas where you put your foot down, set boundaries and express anger. She also related to your inner authority, sensuality/sexuality, and how you choose (or don’t choose) to go against the grains and defy the norms.
    When Lilith is left uncontrolled though - be careful, this can also manifest in obsessive or destructive tendencies.
    1 hr 5 min
  • The Black Zodiac
    Welcome to Horror Scopes, b*tches.
    The first in our series of 3. Exploring the scary sh*t you can’t find by reading your horoscope in Cosmo.
    This week’s episode has Ilana + Jacquelin exploring The Black Zodiac. That’s right - we all have a side we like to hide. That inner demon that is constantly clawing at the surface, fighting to come out. It’s the darker equivalent to the Western Astrological Zodiac. Representing evil tendencies in humans based on when they were born.
    Why is this important? Well obviously the more you know, the more mindful you can be about how you act and react to things. It’s also helpful to be aware of The Black Zodiac characteristics of those you interact with.
    1 hr 3 min
  • All About Dream Interpretations
    Ilana has always been Jacquelin’s go to for sending a voice-text about some weird ass dream she had the night before. So of course the natural step after starting a podcast was to share this insight with everyone.
    Fun Fact: Did you know that in ancient societies (think Greece & Egypt), dreaming was considered a form of supernatural communication, or some kind of divine intervention!? Whose messages could be interpreted by people with spiritual powers!
    Ilana + Jacquelin don’t seem to have super powers, well - maybe they do. But regardless, we’re here to provide the scoop on the most common dreams we have and what they mean - we promise, you’re definitely going to be surprised!
    1 hr 3 min
  • Mars: Ambition, Sex & Drive
    Ilana + Jacquelin are back at it again and this time with an episode that's sure to ignite some fires.
    That's right, we're talking about the sexiest planet in our solar system, Mars. It's the planet of our desires, actions, energy, passion, war, aggression... sex.
    Sounds pretty titillating, doesn't it?
    Where this planet is placed in our chart says a lot about how we work for what we want, how we show passion - and duh, how we like to get it on. So sit back, relax, maybe turn the lights down and light a candle. Get ready, this is going to be a wild one.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Celebrity Couples
    MGK + Megan Fox, Beyonce + Jay-Z, J.Lo + Ben Affleck.
    The list goes on and on
 as this week Ilana + Jacquelin play a little game of “Celebrity Couples, Guess Their Sign!” Well, it was supposed to be a game, but Ilana knows them all.
    We break down some of the newest Celebrity matches, some rekindled flames, and some tried and trues to figure out whether or not they’re compatible and what the stars have in order for them.
    Make sure to tune in and play along! Send us your score and we might just do something special for you. ✹
    1 hr 10 min

About The Vicious Virgos

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Hey Woo Woo Crew! Welcome to The Vicious Virgos. This isn't your average astrology podcast. Sassy, unfiltered, and filled with lots of newbie material. Every week, hosts Ilana and Jacquelin give you