The Vicious Virgos

Welp, Mercury’s troll face has arrived. Yes, it’s that time again. Welcome to the retrograde, b*tches.

But like, why should you care? Well, it’s affects you…yes, ALL OF YOU… 3-4 times a year, for 3 weeks at a time. When the planet Mercury enters retrograde, meaning it appears to be moving in reverse, that marks the beginning of chaos here on Earth.

And Mercury rules communication, so sh*t most certainly hits the fan. Misunderstandings, disagreements, raised emotions, instability…the list goes on.

Our favorite scapegoat of all. And the best form of validation as to why we’re feeling…off? Join us for a drama-filled episode as we discuss how your sign can survive this period and what to do to make the most of it.

This week we're dishing out about the most underrated planet ever. Yes, we're talking about Venus-the planet of love, money, and beauty. Venus represents your values, including your relationship with finances and material possessions. This planet is all about pleasure, so Venus just sits back and relaxes while it gets exactly what it wants. Wanna find out what your Venus means? Listen now 💜

We're talking friends! No, not the show, that's another podcast. Ilana + Jacquelin know you want them, you've got them, and they're back to help you figure out and understand your relationship with them. Tune is as we break down how each sign shows up for their besties and how you can be the BFF you were born to be. Oh, and we all know you want the dirt on that Frenemy you keep insta stalking.

Have you ever wanted to know what it would be like to date a specific zodiac sign? Well we've dated them all, so let's get into it.

Use this episode as your reference, as we dish out exactly what you’ll love, what will make you cringe, and what to look out for when it comes to each and every sign.

Omg we're back again ⭐️ Let's talk rising signs this time because without your rising sign, like...who are you?

Ilana + Jacquelin tackle all the rising signs (aka the Ascendant), your social personality and how you represent your physical body and outward style. So yeah, it's pretty important...

Find out which celebs share your sign, get some much-needed advice, and enjoy the ride, as always. Xoxo

Hey Vicious B*tches - it's Virgo Season! Break out your yearbooks, it's time for "The Signs Most Likely To..." edition. From the one most likely to win a Grammy, to the one most likely to nurse your broken heart - they're doling out judgement on a cosmic level.

Moon Signs are all the hype right now and you're probably like - oh great another sign I have to analyze? Well, yeah...

Get all mushy gushy with Ilana and Jacquelin as they dive deep into moon signs-how we deal with emotions, reactions, and energy, especially when it comes to relationships. To be honest probably the most important thing in your chart.

All the feels this episode. So cuddle up and grab your tissues. Don't forget to throw them away. We're not here to clean up your mess. Cause ew, gross.

Love u💗

It's the very first episode of The Vicious Virgos! Ilana and Jacquelin talk all things Sun Signs - their strengths, their weaknesses, and what advice they would give to each one. Then they get to some of your burning questions sent in to The Just Girl Project.

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