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Getting older is simply the best, Costco clothes make style out of real men. Golf game is going in reverse. What my retirement job should be one day. Miami continues to prove me wrong. LOTY 12-6-1 going for 13th win! 

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Happy New Year! We are so back, public winner last week, going for our 12th win in a row! Congrats to the Somalis, is that YouTube news guy Nick a diversion? Gyms need to let hot women workout for free. The mets have done less than even I expected, which is nothing. LOTY 11-6-1 ; Going for 12th win! 

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Long week, but nothing calms my nerves more than using my wife's hair products in the shower. The Mets continue to break my heart. Presents are... well sort of. LOTY 9-6-1 Going for 10th Win!

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Mets rant back up and corrected, Enjoy! I feel like I am starting to be the responsible one. Spend less, think more for your Christmas gifts. The war on food in the fridge, last bite tastes the best. How much more is a Christmas tree going to cost before it's all said and done? Michigan really got all they can handle with this scandal.. LOTY 9-5-1 - Going for 10th win!

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How I really feel about what is going on with the New York Mets, David Stearns, and Steven Cohen. Maybe I can jinx them into making moves, but my money is on absolutely not.. Viewer Discretion Advised. 

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Ladies and gents we haven't lost since... well a long time. Lane Kiffin Files > Epstein Files.. what in the world is going on with that. Bears in the crawl space tells me nothing is affordable anymore. Golf Tournament champions. No, I don't want to lose to get a better draft pick. LOTY (9-4-1) going for out SIXTH straight! 

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Turkey is out, pizza is in. Why do we only have to have stuffing on Thanksgiving? David Stearns gives me zero reason to be excited. Thanksgiving NFL Madness, and more! Going for our 5th straight LOTY winner! (8-4-1)

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Why I will never go to a World Cup game! Just finished up playing the round of my life shooting an 81, that was fun. Why are micro penises the talk of the town in the news? Nothing like celebrating the death and enslavement of millions of native Americans over turkey. NY Sports chatter.. LOTY (7-4-1) Going for 8th win! 

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New York Sports banter for a quick moment, & getting old sucks. How about those Epstein files, and why does my Mac book automatically capitalize the E in his name?! Lock of the Year! 6-4-1 ( Going for 7th win )

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Sweet Moses do we need a win; it's sign season with Election Day here! Dodgers come back in one of the most wildest endings in the World Series. Jets reaction; boy they made some stellar moves! Loser of the week - Alec Baldwin. Better chance I make changes to NY than Momdanny! LOTY dying for a win (5-4-1).