The Weave

Egg Nog, Wellness Checks, Insane Asylums, Butts, Bloody Santas and your gay uncle Larry. Folks, it's the weave. What else did you expect?

Grease up your lips and pull up your suspenders, it's time once again for the weavemaster to wax his poetics upon the masses. Today he talks about filet o' fish, but don't worry there's many other topics being tackled. From Rush Hour 4 to Mall Santas to Salvation Army. Pretty much everything is covered in this ep.

Grab a broomstick and straddle the broomstick and pretend you're flying on the broomstick because the Weavemaster is here to talk with you about Witches. Nobody knows more about witches than the weavemaster. You'll realize that when you listen.

The weavemaster is back and he's finally doing it. He's talking about fingers. Weave listeners have been begging for this one for quite a while and here it is. He talks about fingers and thumbs and palms and strangers and x-men and prison and Clint Eastwood and so much more. Weave around and find out.

The weavemaster pays a loving tribute to his friend lost too soon, s***house Joe. RIP BUHBYE

We finally get a sneak peak at the weavemasters beautiful unproduced screenplay. And so much more. Weave around and find out. Go ahead, I dare you.

Strap on your strap ons and relax because it's the weave. And today the weavemaster weaves masterfully about potatoes and also French fries and also pie and perhaps a little maymay and well even a little talk about UFO's and to be honest there's so much more. It's the weave, what can you say?

Buckle up. It's weavin' time. This weave, the weavemaster weaves weavefully about legs and many other topics such as wings, tails, Jeffrey Jones and Jesse Eisenberg. Doesn't that sound nice? I thought so. Weave it up, weaveheads. Weave it up.

Let's weave. Let's grab each other and weave endlessly into the night. This week's weave will bring you to places you've never weaved before. Like goiters and cranberries and swamps and salt and strokes. And like always it's guaranteed brilliant.

Put your clothes back on. It's time for the weave. And it's time for the weavemaster to regale you with weaves. This weave he weaves about hair. Hair and Nintendo and Sega and sonic and furries and perhaps other things. But also perhaps not. Either way there's only one way to weave around and find out.