The Weave

Brilliant. Just brilliant. The weave master brilliantly weaves amongst the topics of water parks, cigarettes, smoking, monkeys, gorillas, cigars, the mask, Nostradamus, grand theft auto, the pope, estate sales, ghosts and once again cigarettes. Your ears may not be able to handle it.

Hold onto your space boots because the weavemaster is brilliantly taking you on a magnificent journey through the cosmos where you'll encounter Vemoids, Deedles , Vecklings, zip zap zop and all the other excitements and dangers the universe has to offer.

Wow. The weavemaster takes the brilliant subject of birds and makes it even more brilliant. He discusses seagulls, crows, pelicans, pigeons, chickens, storks and also talks about gouging ones own eye out. Brilliantly.

The weave master brilliantly takes you on a journey to the most magical place in the galaxy - McDonaldsland. He discusses Ronald, the hamburglar , the grimace, birdie, mayor McCheese, Officer Big Mac, Mac Tonight, CosMc and so much more.

BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! The weavmeaster talks about - you guessed it - BEAR! The most powerful animal. Bear. He discusses kaiju, power rangers, Captain Planet, back to the future, dinosaurs, and BEARS! He does it in such a brilliant way.

The weavemaster weaves about space. Brilliantly. He discusses outer space, Star Trek, Star Wars, aliens, alf, E.T., Bigooft, Chupacabra, Irish, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Chickens, Cats and Monkeys. You would perhaps say it's brilliant.

The weavemaster weaves BRILLIANTLY around the very scary, some say spooky topic of Death. The grim reaper, final destination, Tony Todd, candyman, willy Wonka. He talks about ALL OF IT. Brilliantly.

The weavemaster discusses (weaves) it all this week. Titanic, trenches, bidets, implosion, avatar. All of it really. Brilliantly.

The weavemaster discusses Culkins and many other invasive Hollywood species such as Howards, Hemsworths and Baldwins. And he does it all so brilliantly your head will spin.

In this weave, the weavemaster weaves his weave through dreams. We discuss the dark ones, the dark realm, the mind realm, the keeper, the ancient one and Disney adults.