Still upset over how El took that Whistledown news, Pen? Well, fear not. The worst is yet to come.

As a state of crisis befalls the fandom, we're joined by Byron, a former lovesick puppy and a particularly sensitive pirate as we hold an emergency council over the latest ever-so-slightly ominous Season 3 crumbs.

We'll be offering unsolicited love advice to our dearest wallflower, popping to the shops to buy a new light for Colin and sticking our metaphorical forks into the toaster in pursuit of a promised Polin spark. (Don’t try this at home, kids.)

Could it truly be that our beloved ship is doomed after all? Well, don’t forsake these soulmates just yet, dear listeners. We hear a gossip boner is on hand to save the day.

But please, no shouting. He’s a sensitive boy.

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Show Notes

RTE: Interview with Nicola Coughlan and Luke Newton (via @NicandNewts on Twitter)

EW: Season 3 feature and exclusive Peneloise still

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