The release of Bioshock is only a week away, and here at Geek HQ we can't be any more excited. Literally, we are so excited we are peeing your pants. Today Chris, Colette and special guest Flynn DeMarco talk about the recently released Bioshock demo on the Xbox Live Marketplace. The art, the atmosphere, the gameplay, everything about this game is amazing. If you wanna hear three geeks gush about the game of the decade, you've come to the right place. Hit the jump for some show notes and some cool Bioshock links and goodies.

This week The Geek and Chris join Flynn DeMarco from GayGamer to discuss the recent DOS attack on his site. Flynn sticks around to talk about other cheerier things, though! Everyone is stealing The Geek's ideas, schools are integrating game theory, assholes are continuing to be assholes and PAX arrangements are made. Makeouts have to wait till after the show, however. Check out the show or subscribe! We'd of course prefer you to subscribe. Do this!

This week's Geek Podcast features Chris Furniss, Colette Bennett and The Geek discussing comic con, the new Iron Man movie (verdict: awesome looking), new Futurama, The Simpsons, Wes Anderson movie news and more. They weigh in on the video games as art debate (Again! Always with the games as art!), discuss game trading and Goozex and rant about furries. Yes, furries. Subscribe to the podcast in iTunes or download now! But subscribing is better.

The Geek, Chris and Colette wax nostalgic this week about Nintendo Power and the glory of magazines devoted to in-game maps and brand-whoring. Also discussed is Live Arcade titles for the week and Paper Mario. Roger Ebert returns us to six months ago when the "Are Video Games Art?" question was still relevant, and Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick. This was a very random week. Enjoy!

The Geek, Chris and Colette are on location this week, preparing for E3! Subjects discussed include the Transformers movie, how we need an Alf movie, Rock Paper Scissors championships, crazy craigslist ads, and of course, E3 fun times. Download the podcast now or subscribe! DO IT!!!!! Alf commands you.

The Geek, Chris and Colette sound like they are in a cave this week as they discuss Ratatouille, movies that don't suck, the iPhone, Kwik-E-Marts and other geeky things that probably you care about. Download the show now or subscribe using the magic of RSS.

Chris, The Geek and Colette are just cussin' up a storm this week while discussing Real Dolls, humanoid Pokemon, the wonders of Xbox 360 achievements (and how no one will ever get all of them in Final Fantasy XI), butts, fingers poking into butts, insults from movies, magic tricks and more. Chris even invents a new word.

Chris and Caspian are back to bring you the best music this summer. This is roll-your-windows-down and sing along music, Weekly Geek style. In this quarterly music podcast, we hope to turn you on to some of our picks for the best stuff currently being released, and show you some of the other artists we are currently obsessed with. If you like our regular video game and geek-themed podcast, you'll love the music podcast. Honest!

The Geek and Chris yap it up this week about Pixar, online game rental services, Spamalot coming to town, Geeky Vacations, bonding with your dad via killing people, soda and board games like Carcassone. Also, there's a new contest! Listen to the podcast to find out the details. Movies, video games, cartoons and fun conversation. What more can you ask for in a podcast? I challenge you to find more to ask for!