Making up new words for the English lexicon just for you, The Weekly Geek listener. This week features Chris, The Geek and Colette running up an ever increasing ramp of offensiveness. We hear a fantastic short version of all of the pent up angry from the last show, Halo 3's beta ending was also discussed, which produced much anger. Then it's on to anger focused at used game stores, and a little bit of anger towards television networks towards the end. But it's not all cantankerous podcastery this week, no! The Star Wars TV series may actually be good, Rock Band rocks (inside sources say) and Cthulhu finally meets his match.

Surprisingly, for all the talk of Mr. Rogers, this episode of The Weekly Geek contains massive amounts of profanity! Because both White Mage and Colette were out sick this week, you get to hear Chris and The Geek yell at people for liking Shrek, yell at people for not liking Mr. Rogers, and yell at Pirates for being so awesome. Or something. We've got movie news, a couple video game overviews, and some red rings of death sadness. Check it!

Movies and Video Game commentary galore on this week's podcast featuring Chris Furniss, The Geek and White Mage (Colette couldn't make it this week because of head explosions). Listen! As The Geek and White Mage discuss their love of Pirates! Marvel! As Chris yet again alienates the "differently-abled"! Enjoy! Imagining Vin Diesel as Kratos in a God of War movie adaptation! You will not be disappointed.

On this week's super excellent podcast, Chris Furniss, The Geek, White Mage and Colette Bennett give you BREAKING NEWS about Starcraft II. Not really breaking, since everyone and their mom knows about it now. They also lament the loss of a childhood institution, rip into Spiderman 3 (the game), gush about Batman, tolerate Transformers, gush even more about Odin Sphere and give away the secrets of the universe. That last part may be a lie.

This week sees Chris Furniss, The Geek and White Mage trapped in a cave somewhere in the Welsh countryside discussing such matters as the Halo 3 beta, new Crackdown content, the glory that is Catan, Square Enix's new offerings and how the TSA angers us. Here are some show notes: * Catan Changing Xbox Live? * Google Reader on the Wii * VC Demo videos don't work on the Wii * Ratchet and Clank PS3 single player only * Nintendo PWS Charts * Tycho gets a sammich * Crystal Chronicles DS release date and screens * Crackdown DLC - content done right. * Guitar Hero Rock the 80s Tracks Revealed * FFIV DS Remake

This week Chris Furniss and The Geek announce the addition of the ever-awesome Colette Bennett to the show! In this episode they discuss podcast changes (better sound quality! New shiny equipment!), blatant company plugs (like this one), Pokeymans (let me show you them), the glorious fun you'll have with Catan (and a contest to win it!) and more. Subscribe now or download the mp3! Full show notes after the jump. * Fun Again Games * Ubercaster * Pixelbrushes: a new DTOID feature * Leaked Gears of War script? * Deaf Gamer calls for subtitle support * Spinal Tap getting back together! * LEGO Star Wars Collection coming to Wii * Resident Evil 4 for Wii priced at $30 * Obama wants CC licensed Presidential Debates

On this week's podcast, The Geek and Chris "Frodo" Furniss are joined by a as they discuss games being blamed for violence, Extreme Home Makeover, Mortal Kombat going serious, the long dialog of Okami and Super Paper Mario, and Harry Potter. Also included is a discussion about whether or not you should die in a well-designed game. SUPER BONUS ROUND: voicemail!

This week, The Geek and Chris "Frodo" Furniss discuss why you shouldn't see the Transformers movie (it's not em you), how to possibly rip off Gamestop in theory maybe, some notable Wii releases (Super Paper Mario forevaaaah) and the Guitar Hero II downloadable song price-gouging going on. Will you enjoy it? Probably! Subscribe now, download it here, whatever your flavor.

This week The Geek and Frodo (known known by the clever Internet moniker "Chris Furniss") rant about why April Fool's Day sucks, the virtues of Guitar Hero II for the Xbox 360 (and why unlocking things is excellent), Super Paper Mario, Red vs. Blue ending, Subway and the bullshit obesity epidemic, Steven Colbert's ice cream, using Mitch Hedburg quotes in real life, and then finally in the end Chris sells out. Download the podcast now or subscribe in your favorite reader. You do have a favorite reader, don't you?

This week Frodo went to Disneyland and The Geek didn't! So they talk about that in this week's podcast. But that's not all! Frodo endorses Meet the Robinsons, both applaud EMI for their DRM-free iTunes songs and they talk about the announcement of Rock Band (the game). The mailbag is opened, and last but not least: a rant about spam. It truly is a fulfilling episode of The Weekly Geek. Download it here, or subscribe to it. Notes after the beep.