In which our hero learns that in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap21

In which our hero rage quits.

Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap20

In which our hero sets forth on his task.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FN86vXwCiVYQhXFrKqZPzysJstlAo513/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero orally relates the entirety of a travelogue.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QBZZe853-jImdHb3iZolTBOIXStsU0m_/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero goes on a package tour, which is fairly reminiscent of all package tours everywhere.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y9C2iNRfRc5VShvzIsbs2uASgTSjY5xL/view?usp=sharing

The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N

D. Clifford Owens on twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidOwens0

In which our hero comes to the negotiating table and does some hard bargaining.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sDHgLcDqIL5UQzDrsDan1FfCdo5noU6q/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero has a proposition to present to you. You have once chance to redeem your transgressions, you have one last experiment to do.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HZoBhMvnrtUtooUtWMqSe96YKVgTCVg7/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero stalks a family for a year, and then assumes they'll be friends and BOY does that work out well.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/140MWDajk2jZuECsHxYayT3rKZIMYzSqt/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero gives the overly complete case history of the a group of people we've never met in the narrative, will never meet in the narrative, and have no reason to care about.

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/16JiJK16KaauffZtqNwvhZAUCaoNwjTFu/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero voyeuristically goes to school.

Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1s2AOI2xEJVe1C4jpm-24m6Yr6cqVCg8b/view?usp=sharing