You ever wondered if there's a single phrase you can come out with as a business owner that invites the very worst clients to crawl out of the woodwork like cockroaches and bleed the very will to live out of you?

Well, there is.

And in this episode, Benham and The EBG give it to you... straight between the eyes.

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Trigger Warning for habitual whiners, finger-pointers, and blame-layers: this episode contains highly offensive advice and recommendations to take responsibility for your life and business and everything going on in them (you particularly won't like it if you're a Social Media fanboi and get your gusset in a tangle every time Facebook, Google, LinkedIn and other platforms are "mean" to you).

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Join us for today’s episode in which The EBG and Benham rip the scab off the suppurating boil of the marketing industry and share with you exactly what you’re doing wrong in your marketing — even (and ESPECIALLY) if you’re getting “expert” advice from social media twonks and gurus.

You’ll also be treated to some eye-watering scathing comments about conspiracy theorists from The EBG in his infamous One Minute Hate.

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

In this Episode of the OTT Collective Podcast we go balls-deep into the pathos of lazy business subbies who'll use any excuse they can think of to avoid doing the uncomfortable work they have to do to get the top-drawer clients they want (oh yeah, and there's a particularly sick and offensive joke from The EBG, so you might not want to tune in to this one).

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

In today's Birthday Boy episode of the OTT Collective Podcast we're laughing at the autistic old fart's 56th birthday and taking a jaundiced eye to the grim reality of traditional goal setting and why it's often futile, folly, and fallacious (and always avoid alliteration).

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Join Benham and me, The Evil Bald Genius, for today's very first episode of the OTT Collective Podcast where we're poking a sharp and irreverent stick into the soft underbelly of Seamless Promotion — why you need to be waving it in the face of your future clients come rain or shine unless you WANT to be working harder than you need to for less than you deserve and with clients, you can't stand (we also take the occasional digression into wife-beating, incompetent big-business, Trumpland, and the One Minute Hate from The EBG).

Then, if you want more of what you see in our podcast you can help yourself to a copy of my book, The Well-Fed Freelancer, where we go into more depth on the topics we speak about here.

It's just £5 and has a lifetime double your money back + pizza guarantee.

https://wellfedfreelancer.com

Not only do you get The Well-Fed Freelancer, but you also get 9 bonuses in The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.

AND...

For any reason (or no reason at all), if you decide you don't like it, you have our DOUBLE your money back + a pizza guarantee.

And you can keep the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever and everything else you may have downloaded.

The book's here:

https://wellfedfreelancer.com