In this one I tell you about:

• our upcoming quickie beach trip

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In this one I tell you about some of the crazy shenanigans I participated in while "watching" movies as a youngster. Including:

• Our wild-ass first encounter with The Rocky Horror Picture Show

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

• the Reds vs. Phillies game my friend Steve and I attended on Easter Sunday

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about:

• my plans for the Opening Day of baseball season

Plus two new calls from the hotline:

• Wisey in T-Town: Opening Day best wishes and a hurtful closing shot

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about:

• the beloved new gadgetry I purchased over the weekend

Plus two new calls from the hotline:

• Patrick: follow-up on the "are you from Alabammy?" story, understanding the Scottish, and Americanized folks from foreign lands

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

• a remarkable thing I recently read in a 1958 issue of MAD magazine

Plus four new calls from the hotline:

• My brother Tim: worried I might be damaging the integrity of my "wiener sphincter"

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

• the exciting email I received from Major League Baseball

Plus three new calls from the hotline:

• Producer Zipp: Dairy Queen sucks, and the thrilling start of the World Baseball Classic

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about the rogue notification light that appeared on my dashboard and the aggravations it caused, the exciting baseball tickets I procured, some rare socializing with other human beings we participated in, and an article that Surf Reporter Andrew sent me about a fecal tragedy that occurred in a sensory deprivation tank. All this and the Whistle Dick of the Week AND! a fresh new call from Wisey in T-Town. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about the virus in our house, give you an update on the cactus, and share a long list of things I believe are overrated. All this and two new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you more about the insane sleep analysis my new Fitbit serves up, my issue with Amazon Prime, and a run-down of the TV shows we're watching during the cold and dark days of winter. All this and the return of the Whistle Dick of the Week, AND(!) three new calls from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]