The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 334: Three New Calls To The Hotline!

    In this one I tell you about my battle with two tubs o' granite-hard ice cream, and take three new calls from the Surf Report hotline:

    • Producer Zipp: Attempting to put a curse on my beloved Cincinnati Reds for sweeping his beloved Houston Astros, and a discussion of why the Reds changed their name during the 1950s.
  • Wisey in T-Town: Surprised that my "worst job of all-time" wasn't selling meat door to door, spying on a teen in a grocery store and catching him doing something gross yet hilarious, and his worst job of all-time, which sounds like pure hell.
  • Ian in Scotland: Another surprising fact about our good friend, and a question about whether I ever played sports as a youth.
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! I'm not sure why the sound isn't great, I apologize for that. It'll be fixed by next time, for sure.

    Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    38 min
  • Ep. 332: Other Than That It Was Kind Of Fun

    In this one I tell you about the cheap gas they were selling at Sheetz on the 4th of the July and the calamity it caused, the changes I made to the Surf Report website, and two day-trips I took last week:

    • To Philly to see one of my favorite bands, The Eels
  • To Baltimore for a Reds vs Orioles game, my first trip to Camden Yards
  • Both were great, but one didn't go exactly as planned. By a longshot.

    I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    35 min
  • Ep. 330: The Worst Job I Ever Had!

    In this one I tell you about the absolute worst job I ever had, and share a fresh new call to the hotline from our old friend Ian in Scotland. 

    I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    40 min
  • Ep. 328: I Nearly Died In A Fiery Crash!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • How I was nearly decapitated on Interstate 81
  • How Toney sabotages other peoples' shopping carts
  • The fabulous fraudulent cookie aisle at Aldi
  • Watching 'The Last of Us' on HBO
  • The ridiculous list of streaming services we subscribe to
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    31 min
  • Ep. 326: Can You Roll Down A Window On A Supersonic Jet?

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Toney hitting a deer with her car
  • the new roof we need to have installed (ugh!)
  • the incredibly-stupid Airport '79
  • the giant beer festival we attended at the original Woodstock site
  • three items from the Surf Report news desk
  • and new calls to the hotline from Steve in NEPA and Ian in Scotland
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    48 min
  • Ep. 324: Flagged In The System!

    In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Myrtle Beach, and share fresh new calls to the hotline from Scott in Jersey and Tim in Dunbar. 

    I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    44 min
  • Ep. 322: I’ve Lived In Two Different Worlds

    In this one I tell you about:

    • our upcoming quickie beach trip
  • an email phrase I'm now seeing that's driving me up the wall
  • a list of obscure things I remember about the 1970s
  • a call from our old friend Wisey
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    42 min
  • Ep. 320: It Was Some Kind Of Free-For-All Hillbilly Freakout!

    In this one I tell you about some of the crazy shenanigans I participated in while "watching" movies as a youngster. Including:

    • Our wild-ass first encounter with The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Smuggling a bag of throwables into a 3 Stooges film festival
  • Presenting the popcorn crown at a screening of Taxi Driver
  • Running wide-open at the Valley Drive-In
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    29 min
  • Ep. 319: What In The Hell Happened To This Tire?!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • the Reds vs. Phillies game my friend Steve and I attended on Easter Sunday
  • the protracted problem I encountered on Interstate 81, the Devil's Parkway
  • the CIA grilling I received while getting a recent haircut
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    33 min
  • Ep. 318: Just A Single Viking Sperm!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • my plans for the Opening Day of baseball season
  • a follow-up on my "self-awareness interviews"
  • experimenting with ChatGPT
  • how I did with my rare overnight shift
  • Plus two new calls from the hotline:

    • Wisey in T-Town: Opening Day best wishes and a hurtful closing shot
  • Ian in Scotland: Asking about the Yesterday movie, my Ancestry DNA update, and his sister in Virginia interacting with contractors
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    35 min

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