In this one I tell you about our finally-in-the-rearview holiday, the so-called "bomb cyclone" we endured, a documentary about horrific death we watched on Christmas Eve, a gift I received that's already making me (even more) neurotic, an amazing DVD box set I recently procured, and my annual phone conversation with SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about our Sunday night in the dark (and cold) after the electricity went out for four hours, plunging us into a disturbing Little House on the Prairie-like world. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I ventured outside my comfort zone and invited two(!) guests on to help me celebrate the big landmark 300th episode. I'm joined today by Eugene from the Wheeler's Dog podcast, and producer Zipp from the No Redeeming Qualities podcast. We bounce from subject to subject and just generally shoot the shit for an hour or so. I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out, and hope you enjoy it too. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about my tentative plans to visit four additional MLB ballparks next summer, the day of two Mexican restaurants, a classic story about the place we live, a visit to a travel agent to discuss a trip we hope to take for our 30th wedding anniversary next year, a fancy-ass birthday dinner on Saturday night, and a ludicrously expensive apple pie we purchased. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about a piping-hot grievance right out o' the oven, followed by a summary of our much anticipated trip to Myrtle Beach, SC. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one Producer Zipp guest hosts, while Jeff is off drinking beer in the South, and tells you about the challenges of his ongoing 2300 mile move from Eastern Texas to Tacoma, Washington. I know you'll enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the latest roadblock the universe has thrown in our way leading up to The Big Trip, our goal of getting "centered," Toney's latest dog-watching adventure, my highly-detailed comprehensive travel checklist, my begrudging admiration of the new baseball playoff format, an update on my weight loss attempt, and the latest No New Jeffs column! All this and a fresh new call from Sharon V. from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about a picture of me that was taken during our recent West Virginia trip that shook me to my core, my plan to do something about it, how nature's Botox fights against Scrotum Face, the sad end of baseball season, and your thoughts on Portland, Maine! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about our impending trip to the Motherland, discuss the chaos at a St. Louis chess tournament, and the many demands of the newly-crowned King Charles. All this and three new calls to the hotline where we talk about:

• Our three favorite Phil Hendrie characters

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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A collection of follow-ups! In this one I tell you what we finally decided to do, after much hemming and hawing, during our mini-vacation, a repeat visit to my favorite Chinese takeout, which I had concerns about, and an update on the wild murderous outdoor cats that rule our neighborhood. All this and a call from our old friend Ian in Scotland, which turned out to be a follow-up too! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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