The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about Toney's dog-watching weekend and my reaction to that crap (AITA?), the infuriating responses to a recent Ice-T joke tweet, a surprising class I found out they're offering at high schools now, and my frustrating attempt to weed-out the streaming services. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the three middle days of our just-completed Florida vacation: the meat etc. of the big travel sandwich. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about our upcoming trip to Florida: all the plans and the concerns. I also share a rundown of my limited Florida memories to date. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the significant change at our house that's affecting my sleep, the purchase of shockingly expensive concert tickets, my recent experience with a recommended SiriusXM channel, my miraculous wireless headphones, and my thoughts on breakfast in bed. All this and two fresh new calls from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about the "high douche" I saw at the grocery store, the delivery (finally!) of our new treadmill, the bossy and judgy ATM I use, two more people I probably wouldn't remember if not for some small ridiculous story attached to them, a strongly worded letter I sent to the Frito-Lay Corporation, and more thoughts on Reacher. All this and two new calls to the hotline from Patrick in Memphis. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about the big ice storm that hit us a few days ago, the February 'No New Jeffs' column, the travel plans we have on the books so far this year, a surprising phone call my son received from a car salesman, and watching Reacher on Amazon Prime. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about our dishwasher repairman follow-up visit, buying lottery tickets immediately after being whipped into a frenzy by work garbage, yet another flip-flop near-tragedy, an attempt to guest host on the Beatles Channel, and my nightly Perry Mason ritual. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about my post-Covid world, the biggest vending machine ripoff in recent memory, our preparation for the impending treadmill delivery, a fake-ass Tweet that was pushed to my phone which managed to confuse and infuriate me, the end of one lottery "project" and the start of another, and my urge to write a second novel. All this and four new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about my winter cold and the surprising result of that crap, the head shot I had to submit to my job, and the catastrophically clogged toilet here at the House of Kay. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland, directly from his car. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about my wild New Years Eve, share some thoughts about people forwarding dick pics, talk about my new Substack humor column, the death of Betty White, Toney's upcoming participation in a mock trial, and a trip to Florida we'll apparently be taking in early spring. All this and a fresh call from our old friend Eugene via the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]