The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about someone backing into me at a Burger King drive-through, a person Steve knows who appeared in the Hustler Beaver Hunt, the Manhattan Project-level effort required to watch porn in my day, and my mistaken belief that Nissan stole the Surf Report podcast theme music. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the various dogs I've known throughout my life, and share a few stories about each of them. Some fine, fine hounds... with one possible exception. I also share two phone calls from the hotline, including one that clears up some Downton Abbey criticism I recently received. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Are you craving a 42-minute summary of my just-completed trip to West Virginia? Well, you're in luck! Just click PLAY and you'll be into it. Highlights include GPS trouble, a memorable detour, hot baloney, hobo dinner, Red Lobster, Cracker Barrel, another tour of my hometown, a baffling new resort they're building, many game shows on TV, and a pilgrimage to the Mothman statue. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about an old external hard drive I've been exploring recently, and the backup files I found from an old computer from 15 or 20 years ago. Included are many, many audio files, and I share a few of them with you here. I remember the origin of many of them, and some I don't recall at all. I'll explain as we go along. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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PLEASE NOTE: This is a bonus Patreon episode that I'm going to share with the full network for about 24 hours. I think it's a pretty good one! Enjoy.

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$10 Scratch-Off Project

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In this one I tell you about how I was recently forced to wear fancy-pants to work, a loud and obnoxious patio party in the neighborhood (with sound clip!), our triumphant return to a favorite watering hole, receiving the Shingles vaccine (with side effects report), a popular Facebook group that's experiencing the effects of the generation gap, and a wildly entertaining new book I'm reading: The Greatest Beer Run Ever. All this and two great new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about a news app that's driving me mad, talk about the ludicrous amount of money people spend on weddings, the amount we paid, and why pre-wedding blood tests used to be required. I also share a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your  comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give  us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future  show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy  for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I tell you about:

-- a new health & wellness fad that's sweeping the globe

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your  comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give  us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future  show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy  for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this one I bring you up to date on a few random odds 'n' ends, then tell you about a day trip Toney and I took that involved me eating until I was starting to hallucinate, and very nearly (I'm not kidding) collapsing on a brewery tour. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your  comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give  us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future  show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy  for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

In this very special episode I tell you about an ironic and unsatisfactory turn in the $10 Scratch-Off Project, an insulting explanation someone gave me as to why I'm considered to be intimidating, and speak to my brother via Skype to get to the bottom of an ancient family story that involves him. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your  comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give  us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future  show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy  for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]