The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about our multi-day plumbing circus, my temporary (and excruciating) schedule change at work, the replacement of the key fob for the Chevy Cruze, as well as a few positives to close it out. All this and two fresh calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about our clothes dryer which recently shit the credenza, my resulting (and disheartening) trip to a laundromat, a disappointing conversation I had with my hipster hair "stylist," our encouraging return to the Beer Snob Tavern, and a weird comment I heard while eavesdropping on the younger boy's online college class. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about an Android glitch that caused me to go wild for a few hours, a great new Domino's-themed idea I came up with, an unusual goal I now have, and our weekend car-buying adventure that finally ended in an actual purchase. All this and another crazy call from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I talk some more about the 'false spring,' tell you about a Saturday shopping trip to Allentown where we visited Smashburger for the first time, spent a few dollars at Costco, and revisited the craziest beer store I've ever seen. And on Sunday we did some scintillating garage door shopping at Lowe's and Home Depot. All this and a bizarre message from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about my dilemma surrounding the "been-wet tang," the aftermath of my second dose of the vaccine, the traditional post-vaccination lunch, some more ridiculous furniture-shopping adventures, a terrifying static electricity mishap I recently experienced, and an update on the $10 Scratch-Off Project. All this and two quality calls from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you -- at length -- about two problems I recently encountered. And, in case you were wondering, I'm not a huge fan of either one of them. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about falling on my ass while cleaning snow off the cars (again!), the excitement I felt when I remembered there was Chinese leftovers in the fridge, Americanized food from other lands, my semi-obsession with Frank from American Pickers, a woman with diabetes swagger I keep seeing on TV, an update on the $10 Scratch-Off Project, and my idea for a new KFC menu item! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about my experience with the Coronavirus vaccine, a return to Cracker Barrel, and a bunch of ludicrous classes I took in high school to pad my schedule! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about how it never stops snowing up here, the ongoing saga with my parents and their vaccination envy, my thoughts on chicken wings and football, and a life-changing trip we took to Oregon in 1992, where we discovered craft beer and a love of travel! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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On a whim I decided to make this one available to everyone, so you could hear what a Patreon episode sounds like. If you want to get one of these bonus episodes EVERY WEEK, click through the link below and sign up for a patronage. It's easy, and worth it!In this one I tell you about the "sustained snow event" we endured here, the constant 64 degree temperature in our family room and Surf Report bunker, the puzzling lyrics of "Wake Up Little Susie," my first-time-ever stubble beard, and a great new Dean Koontz I just started reading! I  hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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