The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one, I tell you about the adventure we got ourselves into while returning Dusty the Bellringer on Saturday, how I ran into someone from work in a highly unlikely place, the update(?!) I received about my Ancestry DNA results, and how I could almost certainly be hypnotized. Then I play a message left on the hotline all the way from Scotland. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about my ongoing work-lunch crisis and how I'm dealing with it. I run down my list of meager options and complain about each of them. Then I propose a solution that I'm going to attempt to implement during the coming days, which is going to require additional work on my behalf and is likely destined for spectacular failure. I also share a couple of crazy messages left at the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about the things I remember from 4th Grade. Somehow, it's a good one!  I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about my recent trip to West Virginia and include some field recordings made inside the Chevy Cruze while on said trip. I check in from Maryland, while my ass still had some circulation in it, again from Charleston, WV (when it didn't), and once from my old hometown of Dunbar. Then I wrap it up with the final chapter, somewhere between Wilkes-Barre and Scranton. This is an unusual one. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I power through a list of things that society insists suck, but I disagree. Like Olive Garden, for instance. Are you with me, or am I way off? I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about my weekend of semi-sickness, my exciting Sunday solo-excursion, an almost-fight I got into with a bearded asshole at the grocery store, my father's recent health scare, the final game of a veteran 46-season baseball announcer, and an exciting CD box set that's being released on Friday. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I complain about park rangers (dicks!), discuss my struggle to get through Season 4 of The Fugitive and my possibly-morbid watching ritual, shopping for a commercial-grade treadmill, my new lapel microphone that will allow me to record podcasts while driving (maybe), and my maddening struggle to recreate restaurant sandwiches at home. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Producer Zipp joins me in this one, my first attempt at an interview episode! For forty minutes we bounce from subject to subject, including but not limited to MAD magazine, baseball, "fat Babe Ruth," collecting culture, expensive-ass picture framing, teaching middle school, the U.S. Marines, and getting punched in the liver. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I start out by complaining about "short" work-weeks and move into an epic tale with roots that extend all the way back to 9th Grade at Dunbar Junior High School. You'll get to hear about a crazy substitute teacher, perhaps the craziest I ever encountered, and the crackpot crap she pulled on me. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about four of the most memorable farts I've ever personally witnessed during my life. To tell you the truth, I'm shocked that it took so long to get to this subject. Ha! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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