The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

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The West Virginia Surf Report! episodes

  • Ep. 23: I Think It's About Time For The Soviet Humboxes!

    In this one, I give you an update on the beepbeepbeep construction project going on next door, the mailing of our spit to Ancestry, a "like" at Instagram that nearly caused my brain to explode, and a crazy tour we're planning to take in August. I also share a couple of messages left at the Surf Report hotline and respond accordingly. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

    36 min
  • Ep. 21: What Is This, Dubai?!

    In this one, I give you an update on the iconic Surf Report Bunker, tell you about another ridiculous visit to a beer-fueled restaurant in Scranton, the quickie visit with Toney's sister, some Half-Shirt construction going on over there, and the ongoing quandary about tipping at the counter. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

    31 min
  • Ep. 19: Shut The Hell Up And Get In That Electric Chair!

    In this one, I tell you about the just-passed weekend o' near-perfection, the one hour of physical work I put in that nearly destroyed me, the final episode of the great HBO miniseries 'Chernobyl' and the unlikely scene I'll never forget, and our purchase of two Ancestry DNA kits on a whim. I also respond to another question left on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening.

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

    34 min
  • Ep. 17: We're Not Used To The Normalcy

    In this one, I tell you about our incredibly active weekend that included a radical overhaul of the Surf Report bunker, the surprise arrival of a commercial dumpster in our driveway, and a crazy turn of events while receiving a quote on some extensive landscaping work. I also discuss the great new Deadwood movie and play another message left on the Surf Report podcast hotline that touches off a lengthy story from olden times. It's a fun episode. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

    31 min
  • Ep. 15: How Was Your Big Honkin'?
    In this one I tell you all about our big honkin’ three-day weekend, which included but was not limited to lazy sackism, grilled meats, beer and baseball. I also talk at length about the Brazil-like weather we’re having and the problems it causes, my recent mastery o’ the grilled meats, and our trip to a fantastic beer emporium. And I also share a recent call left at the podcast hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
    36 min
  • Ep. 13: I Nearly Killed A Shaggy Of The Woods!
    In this one, I tell you about an extremely close call I had while driving home from work on Friday night, and I give you guys an update on the formerly ongoing Amazon “situation.” It’s not ongoing anymore, and I’m not sure if I’m happy with the outcome or not. I don’t think I am, to be truthful, but don’t know if I’m being fair or not. I also respond to a suggestion received at the exciting new podcast hotline and play an ancient audio clip of your corpulent correspondent sputtering through a radio performance. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
    33 min
  • Ep. 11: Toney's Mother's Day Gift Has Been Plundered!
    In this one, I tell you about the ongoing troubles I’m having with Toney’s Mother’s Day gift, with a strong emphasis on ‘ongoing.’ It was plundered, my friends! And the way it’s being handled makes me uneasy. I also talk about our upcoming guerilla strike of a visit to the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, and our plan to make this an all-Ohio summer. And I tell you about our vague and undefined plan to do some home improvements in the near future. And I also answer a question received at the exciting new podcast hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
    34 min
  • Ep. 9: Another Smattering Of Ridiculous Work Stories!
    In this one, I close out the category and share some more classic stories from my vast work history. You'll hear about a co-worker who always looked like a million bucks until she got to the parking lot, the memorable character who objected to a new mandatory necktie rule, the guy who thought his car was stolen and was later caught “relaxing” at work, and an extremely memorable cookout with one of my old bosses. I also react to the first two messages left on our exciting new podcast hotline. It’s a fun episode. Thanks for listening!
    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show! It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
    34 min
  • Ep. 7: A Smattering Of Ridiculous Work Stories!
    In this one, I share some classic stories from my vast work history. A couple have never even been discussed at the website if you can believe it. You'll hear about the shoplifter who attempted to escape by hanging off the side of an airbrushed van, a boss who probably should’ve been in movies, the guy who thought his phone was on mute during a conference call, a middle o’ the night visitor at the Toll Bridge, and a giant ball of dough on the heating duct. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length show and are only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
    Also, please subscribe and give us a rating/review over at iTunes (or wherever you found us). If you like us, tell your friends!
    35 min
  • Ep. 5: There's No Such Thing As An Easter Donut
    Our Easter wasn’t spectacular, but it was pleasant. And what’s wrong with that? In this one, I tell you all about it, as well as my general Easter history. I also discuss the importance of the holiday where we currently live, and my across-the-board lack of religious knowledge. And I reveal the things I believe people should judge more, and the things they should judge less. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length show and are only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
    Also, please subscribe and give us a rating/review over at iTunes (or wherever you found us). If you like us, tell your friends! Intro music by David Szesztay.
    32 min

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