The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about the time I almost died due to unbridled hick fury, a classic rock guessing game, the man who repeatedly mispronounced the word saga, the final chapter (hopefully) of our dishwasher adventure, a new Johnny Bench documentary I watched on Saturday, my gut-wrenching Johnny Bench Night story from 1983 that still makes me twitch and grimace, and a small sign that I might still be semi-human. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!

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In this one I talk about the Polar Vortex, our younger son's upcoming visit to my parents' place in Florida, our older son getting his bank card number stolen and used to buy shoes in California, a bit of exciting fast food news I heard last week, some crazy shit that happened to me in a local Taco Bell, and my controversial rankings of the Big Five fast food chains. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!Please subscribe, and give us a rating/review over at iTunes (or wherever you found us). If you like us, tell your friends!

In this one I talk about the time I was hired, promoted before I'd even started, and quickly promoted again in a super-bizarre -- and highly-awkward -- fashion. Craziness! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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The title says it all. In this one I talk about the times I injured myself doing stupid shit. Although, to be perfectly honest, I've never really been a daredevil. So, my tales are not super-dramatic. I throw in some other people stories though, and I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out. I hope you enjoy it too. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell about our new dishwasher fiasco (it's currently inside a box in our living room), a brief run-in we had with a surly store clerk (asshole), a disappointing visit to my beloved Five Guys (no horizontal hold), and a travel back in time in search of an elusive beer (found it!). All that and The Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the plans I've made for the new year, including my travel and writing goals. I also discuss previous New Year's resolutions, and why I don't do 'em anymore. Thanks for the support! And thanks for listening.Hey, I kinda like this one and have decided -- on a whim! -- to make it available to everyone. Just so you non-patron folks can hear what the Thursday shows sound like. Enjoy! And don't forget this part:Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!

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This one was recorded in the throes of illness. The show must go on! But have no fear, you can't catch anything by listening to a podcast. At the risk of being completely hacky, I power through a handful of ridiculous "news" headlines I saw at Google News. And I tell you about another podcast episode you need to hear, and share with you the Whistle Dick of the Week. Thanks for listening! I hope you enjoy it.

Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!

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In this one I tell you about our Christmas extravaganza, the gifts exchanged between me and an old friend, a barely-related jag triggered by my gift, a disgraceful case of sackism that led to a foreign object being discovered inside my pants, a heartwarming tale from the Atlanta days, some things that are simply not manly, the deep shame I felt after using my first emoji, celebrity penis-shaming on Instagram, and... the Whistle Dick of the Week. Thanks for listening! I hope you enjoy it.

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In this one I tell you about some electrifying news I received and a related plan, a friend who's an extreme eater and his various adventures, my hatred of bells going off all willy-nilly, underwear night at a minor league baseball stadium, an amputee convention on an island off the coast of Georgia, the mystery of "the insurance man," mediocre beer from a growler, and the Whistle Dick of the Week! Also stick around for a very cool trailer for a forthcoming project after the show. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about an encounter I had with a woman at the grocery store which made me crazy for a couple of hours, a conversation about sauerkraut that's been weighing heavily on my mind, the disturbing ease with which an entire generation was brainwashed into sneezing and coughing into the crooks of their arms, some thoughts on Alexa devices, Liberty Mutual commercials, and the Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!