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            Shaun finally found the keys to the MACABRENET! Rejoice, ye lovers of the bleak and the bizarre! Huzzah to thee, lovers of all things laced with poison and streaked with gore! What’s UP, horror fanzzzz: we’ve got a strange multiple-murder to discuss! Shaun makes a connection between a recent series of arboreal attacks to a fairly recent and appalling scene of human butchery…ALL BY WAY of Shaun’s favorite experimental novel. Whoaaaa…this thing has LAYERS! It all makes a lot more sense when you hear it than when you read about it here. Trust us. Anyway, dead things, Citizen, dead things! (CUE THE OMINOUS THUNDER AND SLIGHTLY-OUT-OF-TUNE ORGAN) Plus a NEW GAME! Oh boy, it’s weirdin’ time again on…the WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Personal lubricant made from cow mucus may protect you from HIV

Study to examine funding for research runs out of funding

Fugitive applies for N.J. sheriff’s office job, is arrested

Spanish bishop who quit clergy to be with sexologist lover finds new job exporting pig semen

California officers pull over giant Idaho potato for being 'too heavy'

Sheridan woman gets 115 years in prison for Caramel oatmeal murder plot fueled by child custody dispute

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Killer Stuffed His House With Leaves, Kept Kidnapped Girl on Bed of Leaves

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 Oh hello, Citizen. Didn't see you there while I'm on vacation... move along... move along.

 ~Three For The Road!~

Coffee shop charges customers more than DOUBLE the price for a coffee if they are rude

Adult entertainment club's event at Texas golf course surprises high school golf team

A Berlin Museum’s Interactive ‘Nosferatu’ Show Will Give Visitors the Chance to Donate Blood on Site

'Can I speak to the manager?' City takes down 'Karen-themed' Halloween display after complaints

Woman charged, accused of freeing swarm of bees on deputies

Teenage thief allegedly steals and eats ‘world’s hottest’ gummy bear, immediately suffers consequences

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Shaun’s back is out, Phil’s wit is sharp, and the rest is a whole LAKE of fun stuff surrounding an island of schlonger-judging science, so ENJOY! And lift with your legs!

            Oh! And there’s a brand new game…with a BRAND NEW SOUND CUE!

            OUCH! Somebody please send a coupon for one free Backiotomy to…the WHIPAROUND!

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Runs Till Oct. 23rd!  - Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday! That's it! Last weekend!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 Study Shows Play Doh adds flavoring to make it more appealing to children

Fecal philanthropist donates poop to save lives

Scientists using dye to study female squirting say that it is mostly — but not entirely — urine

Taste of kale makes unborn babies grimace

'No decision expected' for EU decision on unanimous decisions

Cannibal Mark Latunski admits eating man named Kevin Bacon

 ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 Back pain folks. It's scary.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Women make assumptions about men’s personality traits based on images of... sigh...

Personality and Sexual Perceptions of Penises: Digital Impression Formation

Han's On First!

Urban Shocker

Silver Flint

Sio Bibble

Memo Luna

Yam Yaran

Ratts Tyerell

I uh... I seem to have made up Tout Ra?! It was Qi' Ra

Hobie Landrith

Boof Bosner

 ~Three For The Road!~

1,500 scientists lift the lid on reproducibility of studies

BDT may have pushed a leading seasonal flu strain to extinction

Living plant controls a machete through sensors... it's not controlling it... ugh.

Menlo Park Tree Trimmer Who Died After Falling Into Woodchipper ID'd

Woman Scammed by ‘Russian Astronaut’ Who Claimed to Need Money to Return to Earth

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~~~A redux while the Whippy Bois are busy... but what a redux! It's got George on it! He's awesome!~~~

~~~And hey... still go see Spongebob... get them tickets here:

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It’s an episode for the em-effing ages as the Whippy Bois are joined by musician, polymath, actor, and host of The Geologic Podcast, George Hrab! George brings his sizzling wit, maple-syrup-sweet vocals, and healthy skepticism to the party, adding some class to this here joint! And speaking of class, how’d y’all like to get all kinds of silly with nothing but some BANGING BINAURAL BEATS to send you higher? Well, somehow…you’re not alone (although one test subject was), so tune in to scoop the latest buzz about buzzes, along with a veritable riot of other strange bits of current & recent strangeness around the planet.

            Oh, did we mention that George sings a SONG!?

            What are you waiting for, ya goon!?

            Sorry, Sorry; we just get so excited anytime we’re this close to…THE WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Nasa to test catapult that flings objects into space 

Miami's Castrated Bull Statue Leaves Artist Feeling Neutered

Lawton police department asks public to name new mascot and the winning name is Tickets McBaconface

Woman who cited ‘sugar daddy’ to get out of Nikolas Cruz sentencing jury receives $8,000 a month

Bolsonaro faces stiff questioning over Brazilian army's viagra purchase

Woman who lied about being cousin of boy who fell to his death at Orlando theme park fired from job as stripper, facing arson charges: reports 

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Never forget, death is all around you... look right there! Wait... it was a dog... but maybe next time... so watch out!

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 Who uses digital drugs? An international survey of ‘binaural beat’ consumer

The lay article: People Are Experimenting With 'Digital Drugs' Delivered Via Sound... And It's Weird

 Phil Me In...?

Ooooh... mysterious. Edited out for time so Brevity wins this battle! Look for it during an upcoming all games special... you know... when our equipment breaks for a week... 

~Three For The Road!(with music this week!)~

Protester Tries To Glue Herself To Court During Clippers-Timberwolves Game

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit calorie check leads to arrest

Fake DEA agent busted while trying to get discount at Wendy’s in Bunnell, police say

Bartender quits after boss bans him from drinking on his day off 

Love true crime shows? MagellanTV will pay you $2,400 to watch them for 24 hours straight

Transcutaneous dorsal penile nerve stimulation for the treatment of premature ejaculation: A novel technique

  The Lay Article - Scientists reckon they've got a cure for premature ejaculation.. but it involves ZAPPING the penis

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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            It’s like Christmas for the Weird News community, y’all! Except, you know, replace the gifts with a silly statue, the carols with research papers, and that obese home invader with the Good Doctor swinging in from the rafters! The occasionally frustrating, perpetually fascinating, brilliantly bizarre scientific explosion that is The IgNobel Prize ceremony just took place, and Phil has ALL the highlights! LIKE IT OR NOT!

            AND Shaun has to just deal with a particularly frustrating slate (or so he claims) involving amorous scorpions, LUCK (!?), and possibly some frustrated nerds wearing lab coats! Pull that all together and shape it into one of Phil’s most INFAMOUS games, and you’ve got yourself one whiz-banger of a…WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Amsterdam phobia clinic seeks employee to vomit on command

Trail of slime leads German customs to bags of giant snails

World Gravy Wrestling Championships returns after two-year break - BBC News

Group of parents attempt to ban Watership Down just because it's boring

Player at St. Louis Chess Cup Accused of Using Anal Beads to Cheat

      Cam Site Offers Hans Niemann $1 Million to Play Chess Naked

Nigeria seizes donkey penises to be smuggled to Hong Kong

 ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 Go get Spongebob tickets! Attend while wearing a Macabrenet Hoodie!

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Announcing the 2022 Winners of the IgNobel Prizes

List of IgNobel Winners

Video of the Ceremony

 ~Three For The Road!~

Australians want Steve Irwin on their money and not Prince Charles

Food Delivery Robot Casually Drives Under Police Caution Tape to Crime Scene

Scientists Have Bad News About All These Energy Efficient LEDs

Tulsa police catch serial burglar due to his love for SpongeBob SquarePants

Mum left in hospital for days after dog pooed in her face as she slept

American Airlines tries to explain creepy ‘moaning’ sounds heard over plane’s PA system

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Tickets Here! Spongebob Opens October 7th!

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2022 is here, and the news, frankly, IS JUST AS WEIRD AS EVER. So on we go as ever, heedless of the numbers laid out on those ridiculous New Year’s Eve glasses, which are RIDICULOUS and ahem. Let’s try that again. In 5, 4, 3, 2…

            …

            Join the Whippy Bois for the usual Macabre fun (animals gone WILD again, y’all!) and probing scientific analysis (reverse rat farts will be discussed AT LENGTH) you’ve come to worry about expecting on…THE WHIPAROUND!

PS: WHY YES THERE is A BRAND NEW GAME!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

French burn fewer cars on New Year’s Eve due to pandemic

Prince Andrew asked to prove inability to sweat in civil case

False alarm from home security system summons three county fire departments over three egg omelette

Stolen Ohio bridge found, man facing theft charge

Florida Man Claims The Cocaine And Meth Cops Found Wrapped Around His Penis Aren't His

Man Who Posed as Non-Existent Special Needs Brother to Get Diaper Changed Now Faces New Human Trafficking Charges

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Man Dies After Jumping Into Piranha-Filled Lake To Escape Swarm Of Bees

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Rats in Doom: a novel VR setup for rodents

Rats learn to play doom in this automated VR arena

~Phil Me In?~

Friendly, foul-mouthed crow befriends entire Oregon elementary school before state police are called in

5-year-old basset hound elected mayor of Colorado town

Sausage Vending Machines Are a Thing in Germany

Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive

Robots use fear to fight invasive fish

~Three For The Road!~

Even the stars think that I am superior: Personality, intelligence and belief in astrology

Taste the TV: Japan invents lickable screen to imitate food flavours

Are rocket scientists and brain surgeons really smarter than everyone else?

Fish rain from the sky in eastern Texas town as storms moved through

‘Bloodthirsty’ squirrel attacks 18 people in small Welsh village in two-day Christmas rampage

Man who faked being disabled teen to get diaper changed arrested again

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Ohhh it’s a head-scratching, Big Question-Asking kinda weird news week, as an AI “ghost” [I AM LOAB] infiltrates the internet and the world of fine art! Thankfully, Doc Phil’s got the full scoop for us, including the seeds of a fresh, internet-based urban legend! Thing is, when ya get right down to it, what IS art [LOAB IS ART ART IS LOAB]? What IS an artist? Can an AI create original ideas? What does the answer mean about creative expression? [LOAB > DAVINCI] What does it tell us about computer intelligence? Or life itself!? These and other burning questions are answered [BY LOAB] and! We’ve got a new [LOAB WINS] game!

[LOAB ASSUMING CONTROL 101110101010101000111001010111

ALL YOUR ART CRITICISMS ARE BELONG TO…THE LOABAROUND!]

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Monkeys in Bali use stones as sex toys to fill their leisure time

Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatizes cat, and hangs out on couch

Patient dies after dentist turns head and snaps neck during routine cleaning

2 people removed from U.S. Open quarterfinals after one gave the other a haircut in the stands

Underage student uses Charizard Pokemon card to enter bars, passes out after four beers

Syria seizes hummus bowls made out of amphetamine 

 ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

The thread on Twitter that user Supercomposite posted that started this whole thing!

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Meet Loab, The AI Art-Generated Demon Currently Haunting The Internet

    An AI-Generated Artwork Won First Place at a State Fair Fine Arts Competition, and Artists Are Pissed

Craiyon - AI Art Generator

The Top Ten Most Evil AI of All Time!

 ~Three For The Road!~

Chinese game company appointed the world’s first humanoid robot as its CEO

Japan’s Digital Minister is going to war against floppy disks and fax machines

Interacting brains sync without physical presence

Man working in hotel makes 'truly terrifying' find in abandoned loft

Pussy flavour Potato chips By CHAZZ

Baseball legend Ty Cobb’s dentures auctioned off for $18K

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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A busy week for the Whippy Bois (possibly brought on by karma collecting on Phil and spilling onto Shaun?!) means you get to hear us at our funniest... which is never when we want it to be... unless we're picking an episode where that totally happened to re-issue! So enjoy this absolute banger from March of this year. We'll be back next week so, stay tuned!

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It’s SCIENCE week again on the Whip, y’all, and that means Phil has returned with a fresh chunk of knowledge to share with us all, and you, yes YOU get to listen along as Shaun tries to parse what it all means, what it’s all for, and just HOW the evolutionary side of attractiveness pertains to the Winona Ryder Conundrum! Also: find out just what the Winona Ryder Conundrum even is! What other show can boast that kind of baffling daisy-chain of fascination? NONE, Citizens, for that is the exclusive domain of…THE WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Woman quits job to breastfeed boyfriend full time

Tennessee preacher Greg Locke says demons told him the names of witches in his church

Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race

Iranian prisoner dies of ‘joy’ after death penalty abolished

Plastic Doll Evades Sexual Assault Charges In Murfreesboro on Technicality

Fake NFT sold for $2 million, immediately doubles in value

 ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 Shaun said you don't read the notes but you know what, I know you do. And yeah, you can yell at him when you meet him.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

More than just a pretty face? The relationship between immune function and perceived facial attractiveness | Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences

Weird Link Discovered Between Physical Attractiveness And The Immune System

 ~Three For The Road!~

Man Claims Gang Kidnapped And Used Him as “Blood Slave” for Months

Dad takes down town's internet by mistake to get kids offline

Las Vegas restaurant accused of lacing food with THC

California man arrested 3 times within 16 hours

Bolivian house with devil sculptures spooks highland city

Boston man stabbed for not flushing toilet at MBT station 

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Join your favorite weird news purveyors in bidding farewell to the summer of 2022 the weirdest-newsest way the bois know how: by pouring fizzy drinks down a cohost’s confused-but-willing gullet! And, you know, sharing some weird news along the increasingly drunken way.

            The good doctor took some of the most…IMPACTFUL!...and original cocktail recipes from the past year, slapped them with some effervescence, and presto: spirits become SPRITZERS! What effect will the fizz have on Phil’s alcoholic concoctions? How much bubbly-booze can Shaun take before he bursts? Can either of these silly, silly people make it through the episode without stumbling over the simplest of thoughts? You’ll ONLY find out right here, where we’re not drunk, YOU ARE. Hey. Hey hey. We love you. You guys are our…our BEST, no no; wait. Listen, we mean this. Jussss, jusss wait. We love you, ok? Mhm. Be…because you’re (hic) amazing. You’re so amazing and…and…zzzzzzzzzz…huh? Oh. Right. Cheers! To the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Cristiano Ronaldo statue's penis becoming worn out because of so many tourists grabbing it

Tiktok Influencer's phone number revealed, phone catches fire after thousands of fans simultaneously text

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title

Final Words of Accused ‘Duck Sauce Killer’ Are Revealed

Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart

Satanic Temple hosts 'After School Satan Club' at Pennsylvania school

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 Drinking the bitters... that counts right?

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 Hey, everyone, Phil here. Go and check the old show notes for the recipes that we made into spritzers! They're there (except for the Creature Feature). Incidentally! The general recipe I use for the "Down and to the Left" is 2-3 dashes bitters, 2oz vodka, and 4oz seltzer. Enjoy truly tasting the flavors of the bitters! 

~Three For The Road!~

Pilot Says He’ll Turn Plane Around After Passenger AirDrops Nudes

A woman unknowingly drove 30 miles with a ‘partially naked’ man passed out in her backseat, police say

Scientists Grow “Synthetic” Embryo With Brain and Beating Heart – Without Eggs or Sperm

Two-Year-Old Girl Takes Revenge On Snake That Bit Her - By Biting Back And Killing It

Study suggests threesomes tend to be positive experiences

Portable toilet damaged on video by fireworks in Cumberland Co., suspects sought

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Science takes some awkward, uncomfortable steps toward virility this week…sorta…as Phil takes us below the belt and under the freezing point in a segment you’ll wanna wear some nice, warm pants for, folks. Get snug. Especially the fella sorts of Citizenry. Oh, we’re chilly just thinking about it. Ack! There’s a new game, too! Repent, O sinnerific Citizens, for lo, ‘tis the cold, cold time of…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Wet towel snap leads to fire, med-evac at community swimming pool

Woman claims God gave her an STD and says it is a blessing

Police: Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King

‘World’s most extravagant’ vibrator stolen in sex shop heist

Indian gang ran fake police station out of hotel for eight months

Go-karting for French prisoners a mistake, admits Fresenes governor

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 If he doesn't get this one in less than 7 weeks it may be the death of him

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Why Are People Icing Their Testicles?

Can icing the testicles really improve fertility?

The Cold, Hard Truth About Icing Your Balls for Testosterone Gains

    Josh Brolin, Victim of Perineum Sunning, Bravely Speaks Out

    The Real Effects of 'Perineum Sunning,' According to Doctors

Snowballs™ for Maximum Testosterone – Snowballs Underwear

Buy the Primal Cold® JetPack Targeted Cold Pack for Sexual Energy

 ~Three For The Road!~

'Happy wife, happy life'? More like 'happy spouse, happy house,' new study shows

Japan is urging its youth to drink more alcohol 

Using AI to Summarize Lengthy 'How To' Videos 

'Angry minion’ with no anus not related to humans after all, scientists conclude

Italian man tests positive for monkeypox, Covid, HIV all at once

Bucyrus Bratwurst Festival queen ousted after attending luncheon

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#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #testes, #ice, #dunk, #reproduction, #motility, #mobility, #tomato, #tomahto

~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

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On the Tik and Tok Site

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Lllllllllllllllllllllllladies…???

LINKS! 

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 'Time traveller' from 2906 claims zombie pig will escape lab and spread virus in 2022

North Little Rock emotional support goats cause emotional distress, neighbor says

‘Hot girls with IBS’ are flooding social media with gut health hacks

New theory suggests sealed chamber in pyramid actually a greenhouse

Builder hit by bottle of pee dropped from crane in Worthing

Watch: Intoxicated bear rescued after eating hallucinogenic honey in Turkey

Hong Kong has a cum problem

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Pennsylvania man tried to buy stolen human remains from Arkansas woman, police say

~Phil me in...?~

Mysterious pink glow in sky over Australian town revealed to be from local ______

Stop ____ , say police in Arizona destination

Study: _____ Increased 300% on Female Comic Book Characters over the Last 70 Years

Owner is trying to give away '_____' that is 'haunted'

Rochdale car thief tried to hide from police inside _____

NYPD hunting for 5 suspects in bizarre Manhattan _____ attack

Frank Ocean Selling $_____ Luxury Cock Ring

~Three For The Road!~

TikTok users are 'vabbing' — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume to activate their natural attraction. A scientist says that makes no sense.

USA Mullet Championships

Study finds economic inequality promotes belief in conspiracy theories

Potato Chip Maker Launches Hilarious Finger Washing Machine

Officials: Loud 'boom' heard in north Utah likely a meteor 

 Chipotle Candle & other goods

~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, ladies, ladies-night, ethics, corpses, bones, gray, llllladies

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #ladies, #ladies-night, #ethics, #corpses, #bones, #gray, #llllladies

~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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