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            Pewpewpew! It’s a LASER SCIENCE kind of week on your favorite weird news podcast this week, as two of Phil’s most important elements of the universe collide in a lovely cataclysm of caffeine and laser-filled picoseconds! All of which means we have COFFEE SCIENCE! WITH LASERS! No description could possibly explain the joys within this week, except to say we have hilarious but powerful news about how to get bitter black gold into our collective veins FASTER! AND there’s A NEW GAME! Let’s go charge our energy cells and chug some Mexican Altura, for it’s time to battle for…THE WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 Hoodies mistakenly manufactured without face openings sold instead as high fashion

Organisers insist on no eating at Food Expo

Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees

Fair Lawn Woman Found Stuck In Rabbit Cage

Christian TV host: Vegetarian hamburgers are a ‘Luciferian’ plot to change human DNA

Athlete Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in The Middle of The Run

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 He's still macabre. He's just busy.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 Scientists make cold brew coffee in 3 minutes using lasers

       Ultrafast cold-brewing of coffee by picosecond-pulsed laser extraction

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Webb Captures Stellar Gymnastics in The Cartwheel Galaxy

~Three For The Road!~

Man buys large billboard in Yonge-Dundas Square to trade single cheese string 

People with dyslexia have ‘enhanced abilities’, says this UK study

 This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave

Casket gets knocked over at Bay Area funeral where massive family fight breaks out

Sewer emergency in Cape Cod resort town closes restaurants

UP: Snakebite victim’s brother visits village for funeral, gets killed by another snake

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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It’s a head-banging, pig-zapping blast this week, as the Whiparound crew are joined by hugely talented media manager, actor, comedian, voice of the Lehigh Valley Phantoms, entrepreneur, and kickass basement owner, Molten Metal Media’s founder: Ben Youngerman! The weird news is extra crispy this week, as Phil seeks to dispel a misleading pork-resurrection tale making the news rounds lately. And as Shaun and Ben quickly discover, there are worse things than death for the porcine population. Far, far worse.

            BZZZZT! You just got shocked by…THE WHIPAROUND!

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Back to your scheduled Whiparoundy goodness starting with... 

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Cannibalism Study Finds People Are Not That Nutritious

Scientists design contraceptives to limit grey squirrels

Wisconsin activist says he committed voter fraud to expose potential voter fraud

Conspiracy Theorist warns that government now using carrots against us

Noah's Ark Encounter: Kentucky attraction sues insurance company over damage caused by heavy rains

Inmate used hemorrhoid cream to open hole in window

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Oh, just stay tuned for science because it's gonna get dark...

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Scientists reanimate dead cells in pigs, a potential breakthrough for organ transplants

Partially revived pig organs could force a rethink of critical-care processes

Pig organs partially revived in dead animals — researchers are stunned

Phil me in...?

Women’s techniques for pleasure from ___ : results from a U.S> probability sample of women ages 18-93

___ bolsters anti-scientific views

49% of Japanese Companies have an "Old man who____" according to a survey

Berlin preps ____ to help heat homes this winter

Step aside hipsters, scientists need your ____ to artificially inseminate pigs

Researchers Turn _____ Into 'Necrobotic' Grippers 

 ~Three For The Road!~

  Small daily portion of Jarlsberg cheese may help to stave off bone thinning

Image of distant star posted by top scientist was actually a piece of CHORIZO

Shark Bay dolphins forming the equivalent of boy bands to attract a mate, scientists say

Walk on Beer With These Limited-Edition Sneakers With Beer-Filled Soles

‘Guard cat’ credited with preventing would-be robbery

Enormous sinkhole wide enough to swallow the White House opens in Chile

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Enjoy a relatively streamlined episode this week, as the Weird News Boyos are firmly back in the proper flow of time…and so need a minute to catch their podcasting breath! Phil is in fine form as he brings word…of a miracle! Wait. *Checks notes* Sorry; Phil has word of Myrkle? Aw, some kinda pill by some kinda scientists claims to hold the secret to banishing hangovers forevermore! And Shaun almost learns about it! Tons of banter, news of the animal rebellion, and a BRAND NEW GAME await! Don’t let the waning days of summer bring you down; cast your eyes to the horizon and enjoy the bonfire next to…THE WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 Kangaroo ran loose in Baton Rouge area after parrot set it free

Oklahoma Man Says Bigfoot Made Him Kill His Fishing partner

Mentally ill man believed killing his landlord and eating his heart would end evil in the world

Florida man tries to flee from deputies on a riding lawnmower

Brawl at The Eagles London Concert During "Take It Easy"

Plane carrying "Fear of Flying" therapy group crashes

 ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 Shaun couldn't write one this week because he's been too busy staring at that rubbing of McCafrey's grave... and you would be too if you were him... of course you'd be leading a whole different lifestyle.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

'Anti-Hangover' Pill Myrkl Now Available in the UK: Does It Work? (Spoiler: No!)

Myrkl: new anti-hangover pill said to break down up to 70% of alcohol in an hour – what you need to know

Are you wasting your money on supplements? Most likely, experts say

         Multivitamins and Supplements—Benign Prevention or Potentially Harmful Distraction? | Complementary and Alternative Medicine

Phil Me In...?

'Immediately stop using': Massive recall at Costco and Multiple Warning issued by Health Canada after multiple _______ catch fire

NASA: Give us back our moon dust and _______

Study: People “Click” Better When Their Body _____ Matches

_____ Crashes Car After Meeting Families of drunk driving victims

Gene editing gone wrong: Scientists accidentally create ____

~Three For The Road!~

Russia’s High-Tech AI Robot Turns Out To Be Human in robot suit

The Most Successful People Do Not Give the Best Advice

Video game players have improved decision-making and enhanced brain activities

 Video Shows Whale Breaching Off Mass. Coast, Landing on Boat: ‘It Was Insane!'

Lawsuit says Bass Pro won’t honor lifetime warranty on socks

Fired Construction Worker Uses Excavator to Destroy Luxury Homes

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On the Tik and Tok Site

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Join the Whipperinos as they end their summer break by bringing you one of the best episodes from last year WHEN THERE WAS NO SUMMER BREAK! Yes, enjoy the solar madness all over again as both boyos bust out their respective segments in the prime of 2021.

BUT WAIT! This time, the Phil and Shaun of TODAY bookend the episode with some Citizen updates, recent PIRATE CASTING news, and tales of the La Portas’ northern sojourn! To Tim Horton’s! It’s a downright hoot; no foolin’! Over there on the old…WHIPAROUND, EH??

Episode 169: Whiparound Affective Disorder

            The sun! It’s out! Sometimes! And the weird news experts here at the Whiparound are sensitive to your fair-weather needs. Thus, please enjoy this most recent episode of the finest weird news podcast this side of the Kuyper Belt, as it is enhanced with 10% more SUNNINESS! Just trust us, ok?

So! You’ll feel EXTRA vitamin D blasting into your skin cells when Shaun brings us his TOP FIVE best tombstones and epitaphs! He restricted this one to the US & Canada, so don’t feel bad if your favorite grave isn’t on the list…just bask in the rays of gloomy joy, folks!

And! In SCIENCE! Phil talks about an upcoming technological breakthrough that could mean remote surgeries performed by safe ROBOTS! Of course, right NOW what we’ve got is a machine that can SUPPOSEDLY give safe tattoos! What could POSSIBLY go wrong!?

AND! We’ve got a NEW GAME!, bunches of headlines (and one little faker), rapid-fire-goodness in Three-for-the-Road, and EVER so much banter! Choosy Citizens choose: THE WHIPAROUND!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Man stabs father, claims to be the messiah

Stuntman soaks in bean dip for 24 hours to save favorite restaurant

Pakistan embassy to hold a puppet show to celebrate 70 years of relations with China

Driver in stolen vehicle gets vehicle stolen while helping another driver with flat

New footprints from the Gaia-sausage-enceladus merger event

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Funny epitaphs that really exist

Funny tombstones that really exist

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Naomi Wolf Posts Anti-Vax BS Attributed to Johnny Sins!

Are you brave enough to get a tattoo from a robot?

The Impossible Tattoo - Youtube Vid

Books That Sound Dirty, But Are Completely Innocent 

~Three For The Road!~

Rare bird forgets mating call, may go extinct!

Baby Bottle Craze Sweeps Gulf Arab States

Man Steals Playground Slide for Bunk Bed

Woman says she found true love, had children with rollercoaster

Scientists solve another piece of the puzzling Ankythera Mechanism

‘The Price Is Right’ Game During Operations

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

As the Summer of Weird Timestream activity heads toward a close, the Whippendale News Dancers dip back to MARCH of this year to uncork the perfectly-fermented BANKED episode that gave Shaun so much chrono-trouble lately! Phil brings the weird news THUNDER, with three mini-science stories to unveil! We’ve got intense cow-farmer frenemies, duck-related shenanigans, human AND computer intelligence, and fart jokes! PLUS a new game!

​Did we mention this thing is aged to perfection? Because it is. Like wine. Or cheese. So grab a port-wine cheeseball, dip that sucker in some “masabi,” and experience an episode SO GOOD it escaped captivity, and now prowls the streets like Mr. Hyde, stomping past fuming gutters, boots clacking on the pavement, his cane swinging brutally in the mist. Heaven to Betsy, run! Your only hope may be…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Real estate agent uses creepy dolls to market ‘hideous and horrifying' home in Louisiana

Man Selling Catalytic Converter on Facebook Busted by cops over alleged meth in photo

Kilogram of nails, screws and knives removed from man's stomach

Utah ghost town reappears as a result of drought

Gravity listed as official cause of death for influencer that fell from abandoned tower 

12-Year-Old Earns $400,000 Selling NFTs to Idiots 

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 Shaun, buddy, without your darkness, my perky science light would be diminished. So thank you for being a dark mirror to my science joy.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 How India's air pollution is being turned into floor tiles

 An NLP Approach to Exaggeration Detection in Science Journalism

No bull: Scientists potty train cows to use 'MooLoo'

    Picture…

domestic cattle (Bos primigenius f. taurus), farmer hosing cows with a water hose, Belgium

Slideshow: 20 Weirdest Aphrodisiacs Around the World

~Three For The Road!~

NLOS Keyhole Imaging Can See Inside a Closed Room

AI Uncovers the Secret Activity Revealed by Blank Wall

ISO - ISO 3533:2021 - Sex toys — Design and safety 

Boy on zip line in Costa Rica crashes into climbing sloth

Two workers violently stabbed by ousted member at Museum of Modern Art: NYPD

Her FART license plate has to go, NC woman says. But its legacy will live on

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~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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We’ve got a NEW GAME! And a NEW GAME! And ANOTHER NEW GAME! It’s ALL GAMES this week, so what are you waiting for? Step inside and try your luck! Horse race type? Why, pick a host and see how he does! Or use those “pause” and “mute” buttons to turn this whole thing into the Whippy Bois quizzing YOU! Because, Citizen: you deserve options, and so options you shall have on…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 Patrons attacked by bird scooter gang in downtown…

Monkey in "bullet-proof" vest found dead after bl…

Dog turns on stove and starts house fire - BBC Ne…

Cats shown to get turned on when knocking objects off surfaces

Invasive Green Crabs Turned Into Whiskey By Tamwo…

Florida man dressed as cow among several arrested in drug house bust – WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

~Phil Me In? (w/ Special Guest George Hrab! )~

Grenfell Tower inquiry: Lord Pickles apologizes for death toll error

Japanese robot can peel bananas cleanly, most of the time

People would prefer a threesome with a robot than a human

Obese diners to be banned from entering naked restaurant because it will be 'miserable' for other guests

New Hertz CEO Says Says Customer False Arrests Are 'Not Acceptable.'

Study Finds Men With a Sense of Humor More Likely to Make Woman Orgasm

What a trip: research suggests mushrooms talk to each other with a vocabulary of 50 words

 ~Shuan In...Phil... no wait...~

Woman Boards Flight to Find Her Seat Assignment Is in the Plane's Lavatory

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~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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With warmer climes and plenty of horrifying real-life news dominating life lately, Phil had a BRILLIANT idea! Why not teach the world some fascinating mixology while simultaneously torturing his dear friend and cohost ALL to help dull the edge of that horrid modern world out there. And the drinks, they ARE fascinating! And Shaun, he sure SOUNDS tortured, but did the good doctor find common ground with his buddy or did this year’s potables just gag and gag and gag again? Find out (and maybe eat some crackers or bread or something, and drink LOTS of water) here ON…the Whiparound!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Mystery Machine from 'Scooby-Doo' listed on Airbnb

Germans accused of unfairly manipulating sauerkraut imports ahead of summer bbq season

 Geico facing payout to woman who got HPV after sex in car

British man throws tortilla more than 90 feet for Guinness World Record

Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

Man spent $600 building mini cinema for wild squirrels 

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 I was tempted to put the recipes here. It damn near killed him this time around...

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 People in Pakistan urged to drink fewer cups of tea

Hey, you. Thanks for reading. Don't be dissuaded by Shaun's reactions. These drinks are all really good but also, really different in profile. All except the Backyard Nuptials are really easy to make too! Give them a shot and reach out to us to let us know what you think

 ~Four Drinks For The Road!~

 Backyard Nuptials (Hay Fever)

1.5oz Rosemary Infused Vodka*

0.75oz Pinot Grigio Wine Syrup**

0.75oz Guava Juice

0.75oz Lemon Juice

==Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake hard, serve in rocks glass with a single large ice cube. Garnish with rosemary sprig if desired==

* I use an Isi 1/2 liter cream whipper to infuse the vodka. Any decent vodka will do here. Measure 1/2 liter (500ml) of vodka and add it to the whipper. Put it on a kitchen scale and zero it out. Now add 50g of dried rosemary. Note that this is a lot, but it will fit. Seal the whipper, and charge with NO_2 cylinder and start a timer. Shake the whipper and when the timer reaches 1 minute, add a second NO_2 cylinder. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, depressurize the cylinder. Strain through a fine mesh strainer, nutmilk bag, muslin cloth etc. Add in 250ml more of plain vodka and bottle the mix. It should keep indefinitely but the flavors will be strongest in the first week or so.

** Get a small saucepan and place it on a kitchen scale and zero it. Now combine equal parts by weight of sugar and a good pinot grigio wine. Put this over *LOW* heat, stirring occasionally till the sugar is dissolved. Continue heating and stirring on low till the mixture is reduced in volume by at least 1/3. Remove from heat and let cool. Bottled up, this stuff should last a few weeks but it's best to use it sooner when the flavor is the strongest.

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The 6-1-0 (Cigarette Kiss)

2oz (Espolon) Reposado Tequila

0.75oz Aperol

2oz guava juice

0.5oz lemon juice

==Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake hard, serve in coupe, no garnish==

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The Clara Bow (Shirley)

2oz (Plantation 5 star)Dark Rum

0.5oz (Luxardo) maraschino Liquor

0.75oz guava juice

==Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake hard, serve in coupe, no garnish==

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Oaxaca Old Fashioned Variant (Nursery Fire)

1.5oz (Espolon) Reposado Tequila

0.5oz (Del Maguey Vida) Mezcal

0.5oz Agave Syrup*

1 dash Angostura Bitters

1 dash (Fee Brothers) Chocolate Bitters

==Put all ingredients into a tin with ice, stir, serve in rocks glass over one large ice cube, no garnish==

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~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Citizen Paul’s here! It’s all the stuff you love but NEWER details, BETTER banter, and MAXIMUM brevity in his honor! Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre happens! Right before a NEW GAME! It’s…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Man arrested over trying to place ‘curse’ on Puti Poot

‘Fluffy’ crab that wears a sponge as a hat discovered in Western Australia

Nude pickleball takes over Tampa Bay

"Please use sex toys not fireworks" pleads Kalamzoo police department

Manischewitz Introduces ‘Gefilte Dogs’

Police looking for missing house

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Elephant Kills Woman Then Returns to Funeral and Tramples Corpse

Elephant kills old woman, then returns to trample her corpse at the funeral

Elephant Reportedly Returns to Woman’s Funeral After Trampling Her to Death

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Odd balls appearing in Connecticut trees are actually alive. Here’s what will emerge

So many sources for so few questions...

10 Fun Facts About Bees! - Super Simple

Fun Facts - American Bee Journal

Top 10 facts about bees | WWF

13 Fascinating Facts About Bees | Mental Floss

20 Things You Didn't Know About... Bees | Discover Magazine

~Three For The Road! (Plus 1!)~

California fridge explosion: Refrigerator explode…

Sexy trash cans? This Swedish city is taking a ri…

Exposure to humorous memes about anti-vaxxers boo…

Japanese city loses memory drive with information on all 460,000 residents

Up to 150 gallons of tahini sesame oil spills onto New Jersey road

Man steals patrol car, responds to call ‘intoxicated’

US Covid Tracker (The wang of the US is burning!)

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~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Listen: do you smell something? Because Phil’s bringing an olfactory-based story that heralds a new age of universal harmony among all civilizations*! Or at least proves that humans enjoy sniffing vanilla way more than dookie. Which is a discovery of a sort! Obviously it’s far more interesting than that yet ever so hard to sum up in such a dry format, so click PLAY for Phil to really work his magic. AND you’ll get some shiny new Trainwreck Headlines, clever banter, and a BRAND NEW EDITION OF A DIFFICULT GAME! Hmmm…sniff, sniff. Are you getting top-notes of clove, ozone, and beefcake?

Citizen, you’ve got yourself two nostrils full to bursting with…the Whiparound!

*Some continents not included.

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 PETA lobbying to make defunct MTA station safe haven for subway rats

'Soul relief': Bees help mentally ill on Greek island

Cyclist on California mountains chased down by an angry zebra

Alleged avocado thief arrested for grand theft of fruit

Man dies searching for Frisbees in Florida lake amid alligator warnings

Men who wake up with morning wood 'less likely to die from stroke'

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Just saying hi to all our Macabre-buddies... nothing super dark this week other than some of these smells...

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 The perception of odor pleasantness is shared across cultures: Current Biology

Weirdly Specific Colognes And Perfumes, Ranked

 ~Three For The Road!~

Bees Are Fish, California Court Rules

Company offering $2,000 to unleash 100 cockroaches in your home: Here's why

Houston Astros' Luis Garcia, Phil Maton first in recorded history to throw immaculate innings in one game

Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show

Man Attempting to Steal Box of Condoms Stabs Grocery Store Clerk, Flees

A California gas station manager accidentally made gas 69 cents per gallon. Then he was fired.

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~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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It’s a fine, fine, BIZARRE week of news here on the weirdest guilty pleasure your ears have got! Shaun flings the doors of the Macabrenet wide, and inside is the rank, rank stink of a jungle-deep tale of a cult leader. And the VERY particular healing abilities of their leader. You might say it’s the NUMBER ONE cure these people will ever consume. Oh god. ANYWAY, we’ve also got a particularly hilarious edition of Trainwreck Headlines, a BRAND NEW GAME, and more on top of all THAT. Oh, we are just SOAKING in wonderful content in this, truly the golden age of podcasting. HINT HINT, heh? Love…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Livestock Thieves Surrender After Witchdoctor Sends Bees After Them

Why Are Male Mice Afraid of Bananas?

Summer school student suspended for snorting chalk dust trying to get high

Woman in Her Underwear Chases an Eagle Away from Goose while Breastfeeding

North Korea is calling its Covid vaccines an 'immortal potion of love' from Kim Jong Un

Security guard arrested in Shizuoka for abandoning 13 liters of urine at pachinko parlor

 ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Thai police arrest ‘holy man’ said to be leader of corpse worshippers

Leafly’s 100 best cannabis strains of all time

Top 15 Most Famous Racehorses Of All Time (With Pictures)

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 Welcome class, turn to page 108, today we begin the anatomy of the Centaur and how to properly dress them.

REME Jr. All Artworks The Centaurs family

~Three For The Road!~

 School in Japan receives $27,000 water bill after teacher attempts to prevent COVID

Ancient poop reveals what the builders of Stonehenge liked to eat

Israeli Company to Unveil Psilocybin Nasal Spray System

 Disorder in the court: Cockroaches released during hearing

Two M&M factory workers rescued after getting trapped in vat of chocolate

Indiana fishers net catfish with adult toy in stomach

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~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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