The Whiparound

The Whiparound

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  • Try New and Improved Powdered Human™!

    All manner of crunchy-style weird news explodes into your sensory organs this week, with Shaun highlighting one Ohio-based urban explorer who hit the human remains JACKPOT and Phil giving us the lighter side of AI global takeover! Can computers be both the cause of AND solution to academic shenanigans?? It’s gonna be wild finding out! AND HEY! Check it out: A BRAND NEW GAME! Let’s fire this baby up and let the AI weep electric tears of jealousy, baby!

    We’re 100% human, mostly living tissue, and that’s a guarantee straight from…THE WHIPAROUND!

    LINKS! 

    Get your tickets for "The Exes" at the PA Playhouse running weekends starting on January 28 - February 13th! Hottest ticket in town starring the hottest Shaun Hayes in town! Click here -> http://www.paplayhouse.org/ 

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    Italian mafia boss caught after Google Maps sighting

    LAPD officers fired for ignoring robbery to catch snorlax in pokemon go

    Angry Richmond Wife Reports Massage Parlor to City After Husband Comes Home with STI

    Lying Parrot Convicted of Perjury

    Snoop Dogg Is Planning To Launch A Hot Dog Brand called Snoop Doggs

    Kim Jong-un's Father Invented Burritos in 2011, Says N.K. in Bizarre Claim

     ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    Cremated remains of 89 people discovered in vacant Ohio church

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    "Bosom peril" is not "breast cancer": How weird computer-generated phrases help researchers find scientific publishing fraud - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists

    PPS – Fingerprints 

    ~Three For The Road!~

    After more than 70 years, the FDA is dropping its regulation for French dressing

    'Asparamancer' Reveals 2022 Forecast 

    'A cockroach moving in my head': Insect removed from man's ear after three days

    Killer Zionist dolphins? Hamas claims they exist

    Police: Evicted tenant retaliates by turning off heat, electricity

    Face masks 'make wearers look more attractive,' study suggests

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

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    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

    On the Tik and Tok Site

    Insta-Gabby Goodness! (see what we did there?)

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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    Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

    Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    53 min
  • Cloudy With a Chance of Dismemberment

    Phil and Shaun do their utter best to stay focused and on-task, as one of the only-semi-intentionally funniest episodes in quite some time comes crashing through. Shaun? He’s gonna tell you about some hardcore Russian rap murder. And Phil’s IS WEIRDER.

    Fish.

    Driving tanks.

    Yep.

    And a new game.

    Russian Rappers. Murder. Fish. Tanks. Honestly, what else are you even hoping for?

    Blammo. Here’s your weird comedy podcast motherlode. You’ve just struck a rich vein of…THE WHIPAROUND!

     

    LINKS! 

    Get your tickets for "The Exes" at the PA Playhouse running weekends starting on January 28 - February 13th! Hottest ticket in town starring the hottest Shaun Hayes in town! Click here -> http://www.paplayhouse.org/ 

     

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    Nude Performance Artist Xxavier Carter Selling Miami Beach Police Report

    Woman with gunshot wound set fires in Fort Worth store to get police there, warrant says

    Southernmost Point Buoy damaged by flaming Christmas Tree, Key West Police Say

    Trail of falsified documents lead Vermont authorites to illegal maple syrup farm

    Reptile hailed as world's first 'four-legged snake' turns out to be just a lizard

    Taco Bell is selling a $10 monthly taco subscription

     

    ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    Rapper’s wife ‘dismembered him with knife & hacksaw while he was still alive before feeding body parts to rats’

     

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    From fish out of water to new insights on navigation mechanisms in animals

    Goldfish are good drivers, new ‘fish-operated vehicle’ reveals

    9 Myths About Animals You Probably Think Are True

     

    ~Three For The Road!~

    90 Day Fiance’s Stephanie Matto Feels ‘So Much Better’ After Hospitalization Amid Fart Jars Business

    'Mystery hut' spotted by China's Yutu-2 moon rover gets an explanation

    WATCH: LIVE DEER FOUND IN VEHICLE ON TRAFFIC STOP

    No convincing scientific evidence that hangover cures work, according to new research

    Man Who Died at Subway Station Honored for Being a 'Loving' Dad to Son, 4

    People who are obsessed with celebrities tend to score lower on measures of cognitive ability

     

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

    Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, strange, rap, Russian, murder, goldfish, tanks, mechanics, interface

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    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

     

    ~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

    On the Tik and Tok Site

    Instagrammy Goodness!

     

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    57 min
  • How To Make Tiny Diamonds

    2022 is here, and the news, frankly, IS JUST AS WEIRD AS EVER. So on we go as ever, heedless of the numbers laid out on those ridiculous New Year’s Eve glasses, which are RIDICULOUS and ahem. Let’s try that again. In 5, 4, 3, 2…

                …

                Join the Whippy Bois for the usual Macabre fun (animals gone WILD again, y’all!) and probing scientific analysis (reverse rat farts will be discussed AT LENGTH) you’ve come to worry about expecting on…THE WHIPAROUND!

     

    PS: WHY YES THERE is A BRAND NEW GAME!

    LINKS! 

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    French burn fewer cars on New Year’s Eve due to pandemic

    Prince Andrew asked to prove inability to sweat in civil case

    False alarm from home security system summons three county fire departments over three egg omelette

    Stolen Ohio bridge found, man facing theft charge

    Florida Man Claims The Cocaine And Meth Cops Found Wrapped Around His Penis Aren't His

    Man Who Posed as Non-Existent Special Needs Brother to Get Diaper Changed Now Faces New Human Trafficking Charges

    ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    Man Dies After Jumping Into Piranha-Filled Lake To Escape Swarm Of Bees

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    Rats in Doom: a novel VR setup for rodents

    Rats learn to play doom in this automated VR arena

    ~Phil Me In?~

    Friendly, foul-mouthed crow befriends entire Oregon elementary school before state police are called in

    5-year-old basset hound elected mayor of Colorado town

    Sausage Vending Machines Are a Thing in Germany

    Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive

    Robots use fear to fight invasive fish

    ~Three For The Road!~

    Even the stars think that I am superior: Personality, intelligence and belief in astrology

    Taste the TV: Japan invents lickable screen to imitate food flavours

    Are rocket scientists and brain surgeons really smarter than everyone else?

    Fish rain from the sky in eastern Texas town as storms moved through

    ‘Bloodthirsty’ squirrel attacks 18 people in small Welsh village in two-day Christmas rampage

    Man who faked being disabled teen to get diaper changed arrested again

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

    Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, piranha, Brazil, bees, doomed, rats, maze, DOOM, farts

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    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    48 min
  • The Third Annual DRINKY Special, (not) Featuring Echidna-Man!

    Hide your friends, hide your spouse, hide your flask, it’s time for the third annual Whiparound PHIL GETS SHAUN DRUNK ON WEIRD THINGS and weird news SPECIAL! The rules are largely the same as ever: Phil makes drinks, Shaun tries to survive them, we ALL learn about some weird drinks and hear some increasingly-slurred weird news! And pssst. Between you, me, and the Demon-God Algorithm? There’s a secret GIFT someone gets at the very end of this one! AND OF COURSE THERE’S A BRAND NEW GAME! So tune in, drink up, and hope for a gentle knowledge hangover from… THE WHIPAROUND!

    LINKS! 

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

     Expert Ham Sniffers in Spain Are Exhausted from Sniffing 800 Hams a Day

    Man once convicted of arson named acting chief of Metro East fire department

    No arrests after hundreds of children involved in brawl at Tampa trampoline park

    Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute, police say

    Demi Lovato Serenades ‘Ghost’ Who Faced Trauma from Sexism, Receives ‘Floating’ Ovation

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    Reconsidering the role of alcohol in the scientific workplace 

    ~Drink Recipes!~

     "Lightning Max"

    2oz Blanco Tequila

    1oz Honey Syrup (1:1 honey to water or else it won't dissolve)

    1oz Lemon Juice

    - Place all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake for 15 seconds. Serve up in coupe glass.

    "Amaretto Sour Variation"

    2oz Amaretto

    1/2oz Rye

    3/4oz lemon juice

    (Optional 1/4oz simple syrup)

    -- Place all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake for 15 seconds. Serve in a rocks glass over ice.

    "Big Trouble in Little Cynar Town"

    1oz American Gin

    1oz Cynar

    1oz Sweet Vermouth (I use Carpano Antica)

    3 coffee beans

    -- Place all ingredients in mixing glass with ice and stir for 15 seconds. Pour into rocks glass over ice removing coffee beans

    "Coquito"

    1 1/2 cup aged rum (I used Flor De Cana 7 year)

    1 oz rum per glass when serving.

    1 can Cream of Coconut

    1 cup Coconut Water

    1 can sweetened condensed milk

    1 can evaporated milk

    4 cinnamon sticks

    handfull of allspice berries

    1 nutmeg

    - Put spices and coconut water in a pan and bring to a simmer for 20 minutes. Remove from heat and let cool. Remove spices (or strain through a cheesecloth if you used ground spices) and mix in remaining ingredients whisking thoroughly. Bottle and let cool in fridge. Add an extra ounce of rum to a rocks glass with ice and add 5 oz of Coquito mixture. Stir and enjoy.

    ~Three For The Road!~

    Berlin's public transit company promises relaxing trips with edible hemp tickets

    Utah billionaire leaves Mormon church, donates $600,000 to LGBTQ group

    Taliban accidentally wires money to Tajikistan-based opposition

    Michigan animal shelter inundated with parakeets in breeding plan gone wrong

    ‘Too little account was taken of feelings when allowing a seance at the cemetery’

    Colorado cult leader whose mummified and eyeless corpse was found troweled with makeup in room filled with flashing lights died of alcohol abuse, anorexia and from taking colloidal silver 'remedy,' autopsy finds

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

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    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    50 min
  • Enjoy Caffeinated Queeno™!

    Hey-hey Citizens! Pull up a warm cuppa and settle in for some real-world weirdness ‘round the holiday ornament of your choice! With Christmas right around the corner, let’s check out what those guys hosting the best weird news podcast of all time are talking about. Hmm. Looks like Shaun’s focused on some crazy, Memento-style approach to a story involving a squatter, a nosy neighbor, and a VERY busy skull, whilst Phil gets us all hyper with a new study that investigates how caffeine might be able to help improve visual acuity! And oh boy, Citizens, A NEW GAME! Woo! So that’s one part spooky-fun, one part mind-rush, one part GAME. Sounds like business as usual (MEANING AWESOME AND NOT ON TOO MUCH COFFEE AT ALL!)…on THE WHIPAROUND!

    LINKS! 

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    Woman runs over husband twice because of a bowling ball

    San Francisco suspends cannabis tax to help dispensaries compete with drug dealers

    Study finds that Colorado leads the nation in "dog poop complaints."

    Counter Conference: Anti-cancel culture event cancelled

    Jaques Tits, the mathematician behind Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group, and the Tits metric, has died at 91

     ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    California police discover skull of man thought to have killed himself by guillotine

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    Coffee time: Caffeine improves reaction to moving targets

    Effects of caffeine ingestion on dynamic visual acuity: a placebo-controlled, double-blind, balanced-crossover study in low caffeine consumers

    20 Weird Caffeine Products You Might Like

    11 Unusual Sources of Caffeine (Hint: It's not Tea)

    ~Three For The Road!~

    90 Day Fiance’s Stephanie Matto Says She’s Made $100K Selling Her Farts in Jars

    Drinkers risk exceeding legal driving limit by underestimating how drunk they are

    Woman, 70, Attacked by Raccoon While Hanging Christmas Lights — and Puts It in a Headlock

    Utah family uses tracker to catch porch pirate

    Man Drugs Ex-Girlfriend, Opens Her Eyes to unlock Phone and Steal Her Money

    Uber takes its first step into the cannabis market

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

    Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, tragedy, guillotine, squatter, trophy, caffeine, vision, coffee, quinoa, queeno

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    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    52 min
  • Lost Episode (196*)

    LINKS! 

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    Researchers Record Wild Chimp Using Human-Made Object As Sex Toy For First Time

    Police find accused leg thief with leg strapped to his head

    DA: After cops killed son, mother uses $5 million to fund gangs

    UK bakery ordered to stop using illegal US sprinkles

    Man jailed as judge says claim of scouting field to dazzle rabbits ‘unbelievable’

     

    ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

     

     

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    People who eat meat experience lower levels of depression and anxiety

    Full article: Meat and mental health: A meta-analysis of meat consumption, depression, and anxiety

    10 of The Most Unusual Vegan Foods You May or May Not Want to Try

     

    ~Three For The Road!~

    New Zealand council ends contract with wizard after two decades of service

    Parent sues school district after child contracts big dumb thing

    Vienna museums open adult-only OnlyFans account to display nudes

     

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

    Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines,

    #Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines,

    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    48 min
  • Phil Hand PICKS Some Stuff!

    Hey now, step aside and let the mad scientist show you how to string together a CLIP SHOW! Phil gets a shot at choosing his favorite segments from Whippys 101-200, and it quickly becomes clear that the man. Can. CURATE! Join us for some time-stream-flouting hilarity and learn and/or review some amazing bits about exploding amateur collectors, the kinds of skin-grafting that set Shaun’s teeth on edge, and a CLASSIC OLD GAME! And woof. Speaking of irritating a certain macabre cohost, the Good Doctor’s choice here is nothing short of inspired.

                So come on, feel the comedic power of SCIENCE at once! On…the WHIPAROUND!

    LINKS! 

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    Newark Man arrested after giving out hand sanitizer squirts laced with LSD

    Beaverton police take hamster into 'protective custody' after owner is accused of DUI

    Square, Inc. Changes Name to Block

    Sperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plastic

    Indian wedding music blamed for death of 63 chickens

    Climate change causing albatross divorce

     

    ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    ‘Blood Is Falling On Me’, Ceiling Fan Splatters Plasma On Sleeping El Paso Woman

     

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    A Man Whose Penis Fell Off Is Growing a New One on His Arm

     

    ~It's a game about insurance!~

     Weird insurance: Odd items you can insure, from a penis to UFO abduction

    10 Weird Types of Insurance You Didn't Even Know About

    Hole in one insurance

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

    Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, clips, curated, epicore, collectors, explosives, grafting, genitalia, insurance, schadenfreude  

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    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    56 min
  • Shaun & Phil Host a Clip Show!

         Now what would a (mildly) longstanding comedy-slash-news podcast be without a few fun CLIP SHOWS! Ayup, those crazy Whippy Bois done carefully strung together some of the best segments from the past HUNDRED episodes and suspended them in place, like so many luscious vegetables and pale meats suspended in gelatin back in the ever-tasteful 1950s, with some BRAND NEW banter!

        Now Shaun was the curator this time, opting to pick out a Macabrenet, a SCIENCE!, and a BRAND NEW OLD GAME that HE felt best showcased the bois comedy partnership chops. See if you agree with his picks as you wander the wonderful and odd-smelling halls of a museum of sound, populated solely by the chipper ghosts of…the WHIPAROUND!

     

    LINKS! 

    Visit Webistress Caroline 'My Wife' La Porta at the Indiemade Craft Market! Saturday 12/4 from 10AM - 4PM. Click for all the deets!

    Artists Against Violence - A Variety Show Fundraiser

    Get tickets to the variety show on December 5th @ 3:00PM!

     

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    'Don't get caught napping' - pillow fighting enters combat sports arena

    Woman Who Married Herself Gets Divorce 90 Days Later After Meeting Someone Else

    Man cited for driving a motorized cooler without a license

    A woman passenger allegedly breastfed a cat on board a Delta flight form Atlanta

    German euthanasia clinics refusing unvaccinated clients

     

    ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    Aswang: The Terrifying Vampire Ghouls of the Philippines

    Dad hacks daughter mistaken for 'aswang'

     

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science

    Phenotypic Mimicry Distinguishes Cues of Mating Competition From Paternal Investment in Men’s Conspicuous Consumption - Daniel J. Kruger, 2021

    Psychology: Men who wear large logos on their shirts are seen as more PROMISCUOUS

     

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

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    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

     

    1 hr 1 min
  • Our 200th Show, Sponsored by ScatologicallyCorrect.com!

    Happy 200th Whiparound, Citizens! Yes, it’s been a long, weird, hard, weird, bizarre, WEIRD road, and it stretches waaaay further than this, but NOW is the time to celebrate! WITH MORE WEIRD NEWS! Ayup, while the ep is a tiny bit puffier, it’s ANYTHING but fluffy; the Whippy Bois came. To. DELIVER.

                Shaun introduces a new door in the Macabrenet, and it leads to a new sub-segment all about Shaun’s most coveted death-related artifacts! And this first time, it’s got something to do with getting into the mindset of the most infamous pirate of all time: BLACKBEARD! Meanwhile, in boozy-science news, Phil has found (surely not after exhaustive search, of course!) actual scientific evidence that red wine…*checks notes* makes people happy! Whether they’re alone OR with others! AND there’s a BRAND NEW GAME!

                Thank you to ALL the Citizens out there for all the support! Here’s to two hundred more editions OF…the WHIPAROUND!

    LINKS! 

    Artists Against Violence - A Variety Show Fundraiser

    Get tickets to the variety show on December 5th @ 3:00PM!

    Center For The Women of New York

    Safe Horizon

    Help out our friend and ally in the War on Brevity, Simka Griffin... or else she's gonna be going on for ever about this... Kidding. For real though, some great causes here, and you can help out no matter where you are. Do it! Do it now!

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain in jail cell after arrest, police say

    Go figure: Taiwanese teacher posts hardcore calculus on Pornhub and OnlyFans to recruit students

    Ex-defense attorney who boasted ‘I think like a criminal' turns out to be a real one

    Ottawa man on vacation asked to smuggle cocaine, arrested for illegally importing 4 kilos of unbleached flour

    Police come across, stop illegal turtle selling on Las Vegas Strip

    Naked parolee arrested after allegedly stealing pontoon boat

     

    ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    The Most Iconic Episode From the Life of Blackbeard Is How It Ended. Here's How the Pirate Really Died

     

    ~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

    New study sheds light on how drinking red wine in a wine bar affects consciousness

    The power of Dionysus—Effects of red wine on consciousness in a naturalistic setting

    10 Weird Things You Never Knew About Wine

    7 Bizarre Facts About The History Of Wine

    Ttongsul – Korean wine with child feces

    orldwide Production & Consumption Rates of Beer and Wine

     

    ~Three For The Road!~

    Family Sues After Loved One's Corpse Falls Out of Casket

    Listening to favourite music improves brain function in Alzheimer’s patients: U of T research

    Cocaine haul worth almost €39m found hidden in onion rings

    Vegan Glitter Is Here and Now We're Never Going to Be Rid Of It

    Close this content INSIDER A man in upstate New York burst into flames after officers used a taser to subdue him, police say

    Grandmother issued with restraining order to stop feeding carrots to “sad” horse

     

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

    Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, pirates, collecting, Blackbeard, skull, wine, drunk, drinking, happiness, anniversary, celebration

    #Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #pirates, #collecting, #Blackbeard, #skull, #wine, #drunk, #drinking, #happiness, #anniversary, #celebration

    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    1 hr 8 min
  • The Noblest Podcast Episode of All Time (with Returning Guest Simka Griffin!)

    Those crazy weird news fellows are joined by podcast allstar Simka Griffin, who returns, triumphantly!, with her now-recurring segment: Force Fed! What gut-twisting, eyebrow-raising culinary strangeness did the Whiparound’s quirky pal found this time? It’s…well, there’s a whole museum involved. Phew. AND! Shaun’s got a corpse-related ethical QUANDARY for us after a human dissection got all KINDS of living people in a right twist! Drama, action, an especially ornery (and potentially ageless??) Phil…this episode’s got it ALL! Friends, loved ones, dearly beloved, long-departed, enjoy… the WHIPAROUND!

    LINKS! 

    Artists Against Violence - A Variety Show Fundraiser

    Get tickets to the variety show on December 5th @ 3:00PM!

    Center For The Women of New York

    Safe Horizon

     

    Don't forget that the livestream is December 5th from 3:00PM - 5:00PM (Eastern Standard Time)

    Donate to a good cause and join in the fun from anywhere!

    ~Trainwreck Headlines!~

    #1.) The Woman Whose CCTV Captured A Goblin Insists It’s Not Her Son Being Weird

    #2.) Tourists having sex in the dunes is ruining a Spanish beach

    #3.) Man accuses 3 cousins for burning down family bakery after evidence found in cannoli

    #4.) House full of garbage near Toronto sells over asking price for nearly 1 million

    #5.) Extreme couponers were sent to prison in $31.8 million fraud scheme

    #6.) Brazilian man attacked by piranhas after jumping into lake to escape bees

    ~Force Fed (with Simka)!~

    The Museum of Disgusting Food - Sweeden

    28 Pictures From Sweden’s Disgusting Food Museum That Will Make You Gag

    ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

    Pay-per-view autopsy event canceled in Seattle after criticism

    Family of man dissected at autopsy event says they didn’t give consent

    ~Three For The Road!~

    NASA scientists propose new 'alien life evidence' scale

    ---->Call for a framework for reporting evidence for life beyond Earth

    Astronauts grew green chile on the space station and then had tacos

    Space Tourism Company Cancels Launch Because It Couldn't Find Passengers

    Koalas are dying from chlamydia, and climate change is making it worse

    Game on: 9-foot video game joystick on record as largest

    Body scan reveals shotgun shell inside Alabama prisoner

    ~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

    Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, guest, food, Sweden, balut, autopsy, ethics, body donation

    #Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #guest, #food, #Sweden, #balut, #autopsy, #ethics, #body #donation

    ~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

    Website of the Lady!

    Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

    ~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

    Sound effects obtained from...

    www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

    Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

    Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

    1 hr 10 min

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