The Whiparound

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

The City of Eureka Has Removed the Mysterious Dildo Atop the Old Town Gazebo

New Zealand police break up one-person anti-lockdown protest in Auckland

Woman fetches mop from drugstore to fend off masturbating man, police say

Ontario police ask criminals not to flush drugs down toilet after coke stash clogs pipes

Super Death Speed Roller Coaster Is Shut Down for Snapping Backs and Bones In Japan

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Man who led police on chase in stolen mortuary van turns self in (Freshest corpse)

Authorities recover stolen funeral home van with body inside, arrest two people(Feb 2021)

Suspects arrested after stolen funeral van found in Festus, Missouri; body recovered (Also Feb 2021!)

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Study suggests that feeling sexually desired by one’s partner is more important for men than we think

I Want You to Want Me: A Qualitative Analysis of Heterosexual Men's Desire to Feel Desired in Intimate Relationships

Top 10 Weirdest College Mascots

College Mascots: The Best, Worst, & Sexiest

~Three For The Road!~

Traditional Stone-Pelting Battle Leaves 77 People Injured in Just 7 Minutes

Parents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son’s porn cache

A man was found dead at New York's Citi Field baseball park(added to roster after 10 day stint on IL)

Fort Worth gunman hit with bricks by crowd died from blows to his head, report says

Driver Outruns Cops With Most Powerful Muscle Car - Then Runs Out of Gas

The YouTubers who blew the whistle on an anti-vax plot

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 'Mystery' puddle keeps growing despite sunshine and no rain, councillor says it's not pineapple juice

Man arrested after deputies find stolen horse inside bedroom

Ship that blocked the Suez Canal to try again

Shroom festival planned in Ann Arbor to celebrate psychedelic awareness month

United Tells Crews Not To Duct-Tape Passengers

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

A couple and their 1-year-old daughter mysteriously found dead on remote hiking trail near Yosemite

More questions than answers after autopsy of California family found dead on hiking trail

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Brain organoids develop optic cups that respond to light

Phil me in?

Man rescued and facing charges in Greene County after floating nude on a group of logs 

Despite burn bans, B.C. man tells Mounties he didn't want to mow his lawn, set it on fire instead

A Rocky horror – Dartford venue accidentally orders 416 sausages instead of Frank-n-Furter wigs

Former Escambia County Sheriff Morgan purchased statue of himself before leaving office

Australian Meth Addict Dresses up as Cop and Raids Another Drug User’s Home

Sri Lanka bans 'drunk driving' of elephants in new protection law

~Three For The Road!~

Birds get angry when their favourite snacks are swapped in magic trick

Psychopathic tendencies appear to disrupt the link between authenticity and relationship well-being

Rice, rice baby: Japanese parents send relatives rice to hug in lieu of newborns

 Back to LADbible People Completely Baffled By Meal That Comes In Pint Of Guinness

Man gets six kidney beans stuck down his penis after shoving them into his urethra in hope of ejaculating them out (and it WASN'T his first time)

     Beans in the wrong stalk: A case of urethral foreign bodies

Baby shark born in aquarium tank where only females are kept

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Man claiming to be Jesus stabs 3 in home near Pittsburgh

Utah resident demands Cox change 'obscene' last name

Woman using gun’s laser sight to play with cat shoots friend

Man’s handwriting was so bad Eastbourne bank staff don't know he is trying to rob them

In an apparent revenge attack, a drunk man bites snake and then dies

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

In an apparent revenge attack, a drunk man bites snake and then dies

Teen killed, 6 injured in lightning strike at NYC beach

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Men tend to be judged more harshly for humor mistakes

No laughing matter: Why humor mistakes are more damaging for men than women

Guinness World Records for Comedy

~Three For The Road!~

Anti-vaccine protesters storm BBC HQ – years after it moved from there

Cleveland Indians new name is already taken by a men's roller derby team!

Fairfield University professor sues student, administration over failing grade

There's always cash in the kimchi fridge... wink

Play your pickleball... just... quietly...?

Dundee winery: "That's not an osha violation... Now THAT'S an osha violation."

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Pawleys Island beachgoers help whale stuck on sandbar after giving birth

Conn. Student Causes Furor By Putting Hitler Quote in Yearbook

Nigeria school kidnappers abduct man delivering ransom

Family in amphibious car on vacation outrun the police

Scientists mail freeze-dried mouse sperm on a postcard

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Indiana mother accused of chopping up husband and getting kids to help hide the body

Cops say woman had kids help clean up crime scene

Colombia (MO) man sentenced to four years for corpse abandonment (only!)

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Forget condoms? Scientists develop male contraceptive that uses magnets, nanoparticle injections

Phil me in...?

Goose flying upside down is simply showing off, say experts

Brothers killed by train in Charlotte were mourning 3rd brother killed there last week

'Right-handed man' almost masturbates to death: case study

    Development of Internal Carotid Artery Dissection During Masturbation

Oklahoma parents hire actor dressed as 'Bigfoot' for child's 6th birthday; children traumatized

Facebook gardening group flagged for discussing “hoes." 

~Three For The Road!~

Nikola electric-truck prototypes were powered by hidden outlets, gravity

Sperm Bank Holds Contest to Find Out Who Has the Best Jizz

Indiana to test 'magment': a magnetized concrete capable of charging moving electric vehicles

Teens steal dead man's jewelry, post it on social media.

Plastic bag with air from Kanye West show sells for $7600.00

Sumo statue spooks Olympic equestrians

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Penicillin Cocktail - Wiki

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Police bust condom recycling facility in southern Vietnam

Russian special forces arrest Christmas-hating cult leader who says he is Jesus

Worker accused of masturbating in Tulane office sues university because campus police shot him

Police: SUV driver leaves crash scene, gets into second crash and dies

Russia's space agency chief declares Venus a "Russian planet"

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Botswana says toxins in water killed hundreds of elephants

Columbia man arrested for abandoning wife's corpse

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

COVID-19 survey ended in Minnesota after health officials face confrontations, racial slurs

Not all rats like to be tickled, scientists discover

~Three For The Road!~

Ole Miss Put Adult Star Johnny Sins On Its Stadium Cups Honoring Healthcare Heroes

--Johnny Sins - Overview - DOTABUFF - Dota 2 Stats | Dota 2 Meme on ME.ME

NASA's new $23 million space toilet is ready for launch

Columbia Renegades Coach Begins First-Ever Quidditch Scholarship to Help Promote Diversity

The Scramble to Defuse the 'Feral Swine Bomb'

Deputies searching for man who stole cat blood from clinic

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McCormick is searching for a Director of Taco Relations

Argentine Health Ministry needs 10,000 wooden penises for educational purposes

Kraft unveils limited edition mac and cheese ice cream

'Woke coke': Drug dealers marketing 'ethically sourced cocaine

Glasgow police officer calls support while being pursued by drone; turns out to be a planet

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

The bullshit Readers Digest Quiz!

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

The Potty Piano - The product that started Phil's Real or Bullshit

~Three For The Road!~

CBT May Be an Effective Treatment for Misophonia

Large study finds COVID-19 is linked to a substantial drop in intelligence

Woman and her suitor in East China’s Zhejiang Province rent ex’s car, run 49 red lights in revenge

Auctioning the gun that killed Billy The Kid

Cocaine disguised as cake seized from vehicle in Maine

Indonesian Covid-positive man disguises himself as wife on Citilink flight in order to fly

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Library Apologizes For Hosting ‘Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey’ To Entertain Children

Accessory to murder suspect caught after commenting on Tulsa police Facebook post

World's biggest bottle of soap visits Manchester

Seoul bans speedy songs in gyms to stop sweating

A herd of drunk Indian buffaloes exposed a hidden stash of contraband liquor and got a group of farmers arrested

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Death Time Calculator!

Brisbane Man Sentenced to Time Served for Castrations

NJ Guys 'find' corpse and dump it in some rando's doghouse

   --And one was already busted for a huge meth haul!

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Scientists determine the origin of extra-solar object Oumuamua

Crypto Cocktails Have Arrived

Want Carbon-Neutral Cows? Algae Isn’t the Answer

 ~Phil Me In?~

Oregon state trooper wrangles ‘displeased’ llama on I-84

French man guilty of shooting and impaling rowdy rooster

Thailand's 'largest ketamine bust' turns out to be cleaning agent

Museums Fight Over Who Has the Best Butt Art

People who eat chili pepper may live longer?

~Three For The Road!~

Wind of justice: Austrian man fined for farting on police has sentence reduced on appeal

Police arrest Arizona man after finding his severed finger

Gardaí investigating after hearse carrying coffin involved in dangerous high-speed driving in Dublin

Priest Does Exorcisms, says demons now text.

British teen forms pact with devil and murders people in hopes of winning lottery

Florida man sues over invisible sculpture

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Man arrested after police say he tried to sell duct taped iguanas from SUV

Toy advertised as 'kid-friendly' in Taiwan sings polish rap about cocaine

'Giant turd' closes first floor of House of Trembling Madness

Police chase ends at McDonalds' drive-thru as woman orders food in middle of pursuit

Kitesurfer charged with molesting whale and her calf in South Australia

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Poland: More than 60 dead following roof collapse in Katowice

The 10 Worst High-Rise Building Collapses in History

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

This Spring-Loaded Screw Is the Future of Soundproofing

Marijuana aids athletes’ performance? Science says no

Elephant dung soap is cleaning up as a beauty treatment

~Phil Me In...?~

Vacant lot in Ontario could be a steal at $99K - if only it wasn't under water

Chef dies after falling into vat of soup at Iraqi wedding hall

Sex is no cure for Covid-19, says Health Department

Woman on tractor arrested after joining Rockwall 4th of July parade without permission and evading police.

Turkey Leg Hut announces new dress code after customer complaints 

~Three For The Road!~

Heinz starts petition to make hot dogs and buns come in same number packages

             Petition · Hot Dog Lovers: Heinz Hot Dog Pact @ change.org

mRNA vaccine technology moves to flu: Moderna says trial has begun

Hundreds of people attend “covid compliant” four-day sex festival

Man severely injured after trying to launch firework from his groin, Pocono cops say

Glue gaffe: 2 men freed in Greece after drug bust mix-up

Chopstick Pieces Stuck in Woman's Nose for a Week

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Scientists name frog found in Ecuadorian Andes after Led Zeppelin

Top of Mt. Fuji to be outfitted with 5G capabilities this summer

Police break up exorcism at Pa. Home Depot

Faroe Islands become home to world's first undersea traffic circle

'Redneck Rave' at Kentucky park ends with 48 people charged, throat slashing, and an impalement

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Florida's Messiest Execution Revisited

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

New study provides insight into the best pick-up lines to use on Tinder

~Phil Me In?~

'High Anxiety' waterslide goes up in flames at Mountain Creek Water Park in New Jersey

Bangladeshi cleric issues fatwa against Facebook's 'haha' emoji

Fla. woman named Booze crashes into Taco Bell sign while driving drunk

Study shows Head Start teachers' depressive symptoms related to children's math skills

The E.U. Rules Against Banksy in His Trademark Fight With a Greeting Card Company, Citing His Own Statement That 'Copyright Is For Losers'

~Three For The Road!~

 Intelligence can be detected but is not found attractive in videos and live interactions

Physicists show that flying beer coasters will flip 0.45 seconds into flight

Subway Responds to Lab Analysis Report Finding No Tuna DNA in Tuna Sandwich

Prototype flying car goes between Slovakian cities!

Researchers develop world-first weight loss device(Teeth Clamp)

Authorities: Guard hid pills in Rice Krispies treats

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Air Force Says Hypersonic Missile Tests Could Kill 90 Clams and 4 Snails

Man charged in girlfriend's murder tried to sell car with body in back seat

Dutch Con-Man Captured By Prostitutes After Ripping Off Colombian Tourism Businesses

Spanish man jailed for killing and eating his mother

Japan condom-makers fear anticlimax at Olympics

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Parker - Hulme Murder Case - Christchurch NZ library archives

“We’re not lesbians,” says former Juliette Hume

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Scientists just turned plastic bottles into… vanilla flavoring?!

Science based hiccup intervention

-=Try Phil's recipes!=-

Cosmopolitan (I'm Curious)

1.5oz Citrus Vodka (i.e. Absolut Citron)

0.75oz lime juice

0.5oz Cointreau (or triple sec if you want more sweetness)

1oz cranberry juice 

==Shake with ice, strain, and serve in a coupe glass.

Rum Old Fashioned (Grandpa's Wake)

2oz Aged Rum (i.e. Flor de Cana 7)

0.5 oz vanilla** simple syrup (more if you like it sweet).

1-2 dashes coffee** bitters

==Build in rocks glass over one large cube of ice, stir and serve.

** Other than gin, rum may be the most diverse spirit out there. When I see a spec call for just ‘rum’ I cringe. You have to be more specific. Any recipe should at least specify ‘gold’ or ‘white’ rum. If it doesn’t, I get skeptical about its reliability.

So, vanilla and coffee work well with the rum I used. Taste your rum straight and work with the flavors you taste in your rum.   Maybe some cinnamon syrup instead? Also, plain simple and Angostura bitters will work just great too. I promise.

Coffee Alexander (Montezuma's Mercy)

2 oz Coffee Liquer (Mr. Black is great. Kahlua is… ok.)

1oz Crème de Cacao

1oz Heavy cream

== Shake hard with ice, strain and serve in a coupe glass.

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com