The Whiparound

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Two weekends left to see Talley's Folly! - Get yer tickets here!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Naked man steals ambulance, crashes into Winnipeg cultural centre

Porn star held after man dies in toad-venom ritual

Nude sunbather mistaken for dead body

Spanish police arrest man in his 80s over murder of fellow bingo player

Police arrest man who claimed he was making ‘healthy meth’

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Australian man acquitted after 2 allegedly enter wrong home with machetes for 'sexual fantasy,' scare stranger

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Madagascar minister fired for $2m lollipop order

Combing a Herd for Methane Emissions

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf

 ~Three For The Road!~

Judge: Len Dykstra's reputation is so bad it's legally impossible to libel him

Scunthorpe Sans  profanity-blocking font

Distillery recalls gin bottles mistakenly filled with hand sanitizer

We’ll Be Back! Inmates Escape Prison, Leave Note Promising to Return in Two Weeks

German police: Petty thief fled supermarket, forgot his son

Woman defecated on ex's doorstep because he drank wine from a tumbler

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Get your tickets to Talley’s Folly here! - Opening THIS FRIDAY (April 9th)

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Woman accused of hitting child with car claims she was trying to run over someone else

Mafia fugitive caught after posting YouTube cooking video

Florida mom shows up to daughter's school wearing boxing glove, fights child, gets arrested

Man used riding mower as getaway vehicle in two crimes

Suspected drug dealer arrested after fake name he gave police comes back with warrants

~ The Macabrenet! ...it still matters damn it. ~

Gym offering free memberships to those who don't get COVID-19 vaccine

Dozens got coronavirus from high-intensity workouts in gyms. The CDC warns that masks, better ventilation are a must.

Why indoor spaces are still prime COVID hotspots

What are NFTs and why are some worth millions? 

What Is An NFT—And Should You Buy One?

https://crimedoor.com/

First Augmented Reality Experience Of The Crucifixion Of Jesus Christ to Be Sold As An NFT By Crimedoor, The World's Premiere Augmented Reality Crime App

Confirmed! We Live in a Simulation

Research confirms ingredient in household cleaner could improve fusion reactions

The Radioactive Diamond Battery That Will Run For 28,000 Years 

Highest Valued Living Painter David Hockney: NFTs are for 'Crooks and Swindlers'

~Three For The Road!~

Utah Gave $20 Million Contract to AI Surveillance Firm That Didn’t Have AI

Although not venemous, a mouse's bite holds venomous potential

Ottawa gardener grows her plants faster than nature using Instant Pot

Man finds knife blade in his chest

Couple buys house, can't move in because former owner refuses to leave and can't be evicted

Slingshot ride breaks, people stranded 40 feet in air... wheee...

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Get your tickets to Talley’s Folly here!

Our Friends at C.O.G.S. Expo!

Video From The C.O.G.S. Stream!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Pepsi to give away Peeps-flavored soda

DOOM Could Be Played On 16 Billion Crabs, Based On Recent Study

Six-year-old in North Carolina arrested for picking flower off lawn

Quebec man steals police car as he's arrested for stealing another police car

Highway closed due to animal blood spill

~Absinthe History~

The Devil in a Little Green Bottle: A History of Absinthe

Absinthe Quotes

All things absinthe (and history too!)

~Absinthe Cocktails~

Death in the Afternoon Cocktail Recipe

Dead Rabbit Cocktail Manual

The PDT Cocktail Manual

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Our friends at C.O.G.S.

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Man stabs father, claims to be the messiah

Stuntman soaks in bean dip for 24 hours to save favorite restaurant

Pakistan embassy to hold a puppet show to celebrate 70 years of relations with China

Driver in stolen vehicle gets vehicle stolen while helping another driver with flat

New footprints from the Gaia-sausage-enceladus merger event

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Funny epitaphs that really exist

Funny tombstones that really exist

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Naomi Wolf Posts Anti-Vax BS Attributed to Johnny Sins!

Are you brave enough to get a tattoo from a robot?

The Impossible Tattoo - Youtube Vid

Books That Sound Dirty, But Are Completely Innocent 

~Three For The Road!~

Rare bird forgets mating call, may go extinct!

Baby Bottle Craze Sweeps Gulf Arab States

Man Steals Playground Slide for Bunk Bed

Woman says she found true love, had children with rollercoaster

Scientists solve another piece of the puzzling Ankythera Mechanism

‘The Price Is Right’ Game During Operations

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

LINKS! 

Join Us On Saturday 3/20 @ 7:00 PM for the Green Fairy Party by the C.O.G.S Expo! Click this link and join us!

Here's a link to the C.O.G.S. main Twitch TV page too!

And if you want a copy of 'Lovecraft Cocktails' go here and pre-order!

A Phalanx of Ducks

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Ryu Is Faster Than Usain Bolt, According to Math

Tennessee Deputy Sued Twice In The Same Day Over A Roadside Anal Search And A Forced Baptism

Scots scientists awarded £250,000 funding to breed sheep who fart less

Council blasts geese with lasers

Angus man who tried to fly drone into Perth Prison claimed Romanian circus stole his chihuahua

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

The Malbone Street Wreck of 1918

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Public Appeal: Applicants needed to find face of new line of robots

Pumpkin Spice Up Your Life — OK Whatever

~Three For The Road!~

California middle school students receive student ID cards with sex hotline number

1-ton boulder stolen from national forest in Arizona

Nebraska man tries to open bank account with fake $1M bill

Victim killed in gender reveal explosion in Iowa identified; law enforcement says family was ‘experimenting’ with explosive materials

Police robot told woman to go away when she tried to report crime-then sang song

​Children told lies by parents subsequently lie more as adults and face adjustment difficulties, finds NTU Singapore study

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Rooster will appear in court after killing owner during illegal cockfight

Missouri man learns a valuable lesson during turkey mating season

Michael Andretti sets world speed record ... in car made of cake

Anal Swab Covid-19 Test Won't Make You Walk Like a Penguin

‘I-5 Strangler’ found strangled to death in his cell

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

The Sakai Incident

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

NC DHHS Says 100 Cigarettes Is the Magic Number...?

OkCupid data confirms it: Vaccines are sexy

'Like a horror movie': Caterpillar silences tomatoes cry for help

Silencing the alarm: an insect salivary enzyme closes plant stomata and inhibits volatile release

~Three For The Road!~

A Cephalopod Has Passed a Cognitive Test Designed for Kids

Court hearing postponed after accused found in same apartment with plaintiff

Nobody knows why Canadian butter has suddenly gotten weirdly hard

Zanzibar warns tourists about public nudity

Vagina Mounted Pinhole Camera Art

Whole extra apartment found behind bathroom mirror!

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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~~~~~Trainwreck Headlines!~~~~~

Woman in motorized wheelchair robs downtown Jacksonville bank

N.J. man set fire to his lawn to get rid of snow…

Post Malone Covers Hootie and the Blowfish for Pokémon Day Celebration

Tenant ordered to vacate apartment for howling like a wolf

Two dead after undercover cops shoot at each other

~~~~~Simka Says "Eat This!"~~~~~

Man dreams up "King's Hand" snack and then makes it.

~~~~~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~~~~~

Scientists find a way to 'communicate' with dreaming people.

Journal article from Current Biology

~~~~~Shaun's Game of the Macabre! (The... MacGame-inet...? Fuck it. I tried.)~~~~~

11 Foods that can kill you!

The great ice cream poisoning of 1994!

CDC: Estimates of Foodborne Illness

~~~~~Three For The Road!~~~~~

Sheep needs a hair cut!

Murder saves man

Do not zoom while in surgery

Poop Map app number 1 on Apple Australia

Ukrainian Man Calls in Murder to Get Cops to Plow His Street!

China Court Orders Man to Pay Divorced Wife for Housework!

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

LINKS!

~~~~~Trainwreck Headlines!~~~~~

30 Taliban militants killed in explosion during bomb making class

Army of wasps deployed to tackle moth invasion

Minnesota Business Selling Self-Cleaning Underwear

Federal agents seize $2.82 million worth of cocaine frosted cornflakes

Wanted man hands himself in for peace and quiet

~~~~~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~~~~~

12 Year Old Stops Home Invasion

~~~~~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~~~~~

Florida county commissioner Covillian of the week!

Orbital lasers could melt defunct satellites without polluting space

What Is the Hubble Space Telescope?

~~~~~Three For The Road!~~~~~

Teen Needs Stomach Surgery For Giant Hairball

Dismembered body turns out to be mannequins (sigh)

Alaska woman bitten on bottom by bear during midnight trip to outhouse!

A Dozen Camels Disqualified From Saudi Beauty Pageant

Drone with kilo of meth crashes on roof of California business near U.S.-Mexico border

London mum and her children drank own urine believing it was Covid cure

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

Links!

Trainwreck Headlines!

Hell Pizza teams up with adult store for Pizza & Vibrator V-Day Combo

Man arrested after trying to steal exactly 3 tacos...

Chicago man freezes pants to reserve parking spot

Richard Bacon denies snorting cocaine off a 'Blue Peter' tortoise

Sydney real estate agent Karl Howard accused of Viagra fueled samurai sword attack

Shaun's Cabinet... of Science! (they did the same thing damn it.)

Museum Center's info on the Dyatlov Pass Incident

The paper with lots of math but some cool movies at the bottom

11 Facts About Avalanches

3 For the Road!

Man proposes using rings stolen from other lover

Pirate shipwreck skeletons found

Dude builds a guitar out of Uncle's skeleton

Milan's 'acrobat thieves' use Instagram tags to rob rich and famous

New "COVIDiot" study explores the impact of using harsh language to help dimwits learn

We Regret To Inform You That Chainsaws Were Originally Invented For Childbirth

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~~~~~Trainwreck Headlines!~~~~~

Australian government may use herpes virus to control invasive carp

Rapper ‘Money Bags’ arrested in Fresno with counterfeit money

Police: Milton man arrested after woman stabbed with lamppost

Sacred Bones Announces Album Created By A Baby Still Inside The Womb

Florida attorney disbarred for making porn film jail

~~~~~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~~~~~

Liquid Nitrogen Kills 6 at Poultry Plant

~~~~~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~~~~~

Missouri state lawmaker charged with selling fake cure for BDT

Microsoft patent would reincarnate dead relatives as chatbots

Patent Filing For Chatbots from the Grave...

Worst Chatbot Fails

10 Innovative Chatbots

~~~~~Three For The Road!~~~~~

Thief facing 8 years in jail for stealing digital item

Haddon Township High School evacuated after student brings uranium-glazed plate

It’s NOT True: MIT Researchers Have NOT Taught Spinach to Send Emails

Cat Shelter Offers To Have Kitties Poop On Your Ex for V-Day!

Man caught with trousers down claims he was looking for Saturn's ring.

Fishing accident leads to ER trip for man with fish in throat

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~~~~~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~~~~~

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com