Inception of Darkness. A lot of nipple talk. The return of Lews Therin's Dick Mountain. THE HAIR. Pour one out for all the fucks. Lan's How to Get Ripped classes. A cool guy who's too cool to look at explosions.

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Floating meth bag. LIVE AMBIENT WEATHER BULLSHIT. Mat goes full Florida. Cannibal style beaking. Facebam.

21.5 inches. Choice cussing. Mom's got the crazy eyes. Elyas: confirmed legend. Perrin: confirmed Taurus. Safe sex PSA. Euphemism Drive engaged.

Back on our bullshit. Old lady pillbox. Over Swedish Overlords. Chekov's Portal Stone. The Flame and the Void is a cantrip. I HAVE DADDY ISSUUUEEESSS.

Fuck room in the basement. An embarrassment of mattresses. Loial's a jock. Rand is a confirmed fuckboi. Hoboin' and soft-shoein' across the tri-county area.

Our horniest episode ever. It has to hurt if it's to heal. Bro-code. Whole nekkid. Our dicks are gone. A wine to be sipped and savored. Ancient esteemed cockring.

Sorry it's so long, we're back on our bullshit. Shayol Ghul Special Ops. That's so Rand. White Bitch can't even. Moraine's fanny pack. ANDROL GENHALD WROTE US AN ENTIRE-ASS SONG.

Love bugs but gross. Saturday tits. Pigeon spam. The RBG of literature. Fish guts. Esta Biden. Yay fuckery! That BIG Ta'veren Energy.

Seth & Patrick from Wheel of Time Spoilers and Daniel Greene from YouTube join us to talk JordanCon, drunk mattress shopping, dragon cowboys, Gary Busey as the ghost of a dog, and the Starbucks cup heard round the world.

Note: it might get a little weird toward the end. Seth's audio dropped out 53 minutes in. Jess did the best she could to cover for it.

TGI Fridays in the airport. The most powerful lats. We're on a mission from God. All over hell's half acre. Friends and Emilies. #MoiraineIsADarkfriend2019