Hologram shit. Badass boy sword stuff. Badass kung-fu matrix time warp motion bendy stuff. In my head, Karen. Surprise, bitch. Get a different fuckin' job, man.

We celebrate 1,000 lunatics who follow us on Twitter by answering some questions about ourselves, and then do a quick wrap-up on The Eye of the World. We also talk about makeup for like 20 minutes. You're welcome.

Jenn is tired. Jess is under-medicated. Pimpin' the Patreon. That pure uncut shit. Start the whole thing over but with Perrin as the Dragon Reborn. There was some other funny shit but it's in Jess's other notebook. Now with 50% more synapsass!

Jenn's chakras are aligned. Jess does a blooper. Cave trolls. Emo glares. Yeet emojis. Tentacle porn. Dirty martinis. Come play in our Discord! http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord

Welcome to today. Grandma activities ONLY. No time, no candy for twats. Big Ta'veren Energy. Jenn re-aligns her chakras. Fuck Denethor. The un-gettable get.

Machin Shin needs a Snickers. We got that fuckin' dank herb. We're not in Kandor anymore, Toto. There's a lot to unpack here. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qUJzz5Z

Cataclysmic hangovers. Smokehouses for your cured dried meats. Loial is a poindexter nerd. LOTR references out the ass. STIGMATA. Jenn is on her lore bullshit. Spoiler Alert! Maybe? Is Kandor a terlit country?

Master Gilligan. Mat turns into a Ringwraith. Basel Gill is a hero and a good Queen's man. We love us. Ix-nay on the A'alzamon-Bay. Mat's gonna Mat. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Grab your butts and leave. What is the nature of morality. Jenn's the leader of the passive-aggressive resistance. Jess has an existential crisis. Daniel demands a Rocky-style training montage. We have some technical difficulties.

Thanks again to Daniel Greene for coming to visit!

Where the shorties at? Logain is Daddy and/or a snacc. Dagger Mat is a cock. Fantasy social safety nets. Big Ta'veren energy. Elayne got that mouth. Welcome to Collar Club. Pour one out for the Library at Alexandria.