We get all up in Mashadar. Mat rolls for dumbass and CRITS. More damned Trollocs. Purgatory of Fuckery. What the hell is Mordeth's deal, though? Perrin falls in the drink. Thom, Mat, and Rand go sailing. We meet the Westland's premier Pirate King. Jenn & Jess go on a bit of a rant.

Mosh pit at an Anthrax concert. Magic swords. Dead-ass stepping over walls. Speaking in tongues. Big time hoo-doo. Some bonus spoilers, even. The old blood sings, y'all.

Canadian-US book recommendation exchange rates. Yo, how much do we fucking hate Couladin, right? The Great Ogier Purge of 2018. Spoilers for daaaaaaaays. Gatekeeping is gross, don't do it. Something corny about the resilience of the human spirit, I guess?

Random wagon children. Jenn's dealer. Thom makes that jingle jangle. Mat punks the Inquisition. Rand gets a headache. Min gets creepy. Lan gets horny. Nynaeve is coming for your dicks, throwing alllll the shade and serving alllll the tea.

Aes Sedai cooties. Hairdo drama. Moiraine makes a power move. Baths for fancy boys. Rand has a nightmare. Jenn blows Jess's mind, like, three time. Lan is, really, a very patient man. Jess fucks up her history facts.

We make a pants-peeing announcement. Bela crushes it. Egwene is here for alllll this. Moiraine does a bamboozle (girl, go on brush your shoulders off). Rand makes an unwelcome discovery. Lan is predictably cheerful. Does anyone else remember Drakkar Noir?

Gather ‘round, children, it’s storytime. Nightmares with food trucks. We get college credit. Moiraine goes off. The boys show off their sweet weapons. Bela goes on an adventure. Tai’shar Manetheren, y’all.

TV show hopes and dreams. Dream cast discussion. Natalie Dormer eats an apple. A surprising amount of dunking on Sir Thomas More. Loads and loads of gratitude.

Meet Jenn & Jess. Find out how they got into fantasy as a genre and The Wheel of Time in particular. Just come and have a giggle with us.

Get a sneak peak into what awaits you in the White Tower. Coming to your earbuds on Wednesday, September 19th!