Casey is still on an isolated island in Northern Norway and must collect heavy-ass wood on a boat trip up a fjord. Dan is in Phoenix in the game room and both discuss the merits (or lack thereof) of malls, duty free and gun sheaths. Also, Super Mario is Casey's plumber and Dan estimates how many ten-year-olds it would take to bring him down.

Dan and Casey contemplate the art of googling, using calculators to produce big numbers plus one and some of the pranks that their parents pulled on them when they were kids.

Freddy Fresh is revisited and it is still not fresh. Casey sometimes watches shows in the wrong order and Dan cuts his own hair. Also, both realise that their friendship has spanned nearly twenty five years.

Dan loves glow-in-the-dark best when it is not glowing and likes to buy english muffins in bulk. Casey had dinner parties in his Berlin studio but no dishwasher, and now hands out homemade American cookies to his village neighbours.

Dan has a new shirt and Casey has a house number dispute with his neighbour. Dan incurs the wrath of the car guys in the building he is renting and both discuss what is good and not so good at Ikea.

Casey is in a hotel room in Helsinki, Dan is in the game room in Phoenix and they talk about nearly being arrested over the consumption of twenty bananas in Prague.

Welcome to the Whole Cogan! In our very first published episode, Dan pitches his fast food restaurant idea, his home security camera surprises a ninja-thief about to break into his car and he tells the story about the strangest encounter with a human that he's ever had. Casey's German village has a hose thief and he contemplates the usefulness of eyebrows on a surprised lizard.