Dan has a situation in his dart league, Casey has a package thief and both contemplate the ingeniousness of belt buckle chew dispensers.

Wet Willy's baby attack, Disneyland mascot jobs, and horse races with the jockey on the bottom.

What happens in international waters, stays in international waters. Plus tornadoes, bats and drug dealers.

Dan and Casey celebrate Galactic Cat Day by discussing nunchucks, German camouflage, Civil War larping, and cats.

Dan and Casey talk about comedians, art and animals.

Dan has lots of gift cards, Casey has discovered a geriatric corn bandit problem in his area and both have stories from Costco.

Bad drivers in company cars, aggressive robot advertising in Berlin and Pre-funeral Funerals

Dan and Casey talk about some deal-breaking first dates. Also some very factually incorrect banter about dinosaurs.

Dan's adventure in Palm Springs which involved ZZ Top and getting engaged. Casey's long walk and mad, panicked dash through angry bees.

Casey observes a woman on a flight to Sweden scrolling through photographs of fingers on her phone. Dan and Casey come up with new star constellation ideas and Dan survives a five-year-old's birthday party.