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In this week’s episode we direct our usual mode of esoteric inquiry toward the popular memetic youth-culture phenomena which has produced the viral slogan “67,” “Mangos,” and “Mustard,” often summarized as little more than nonsense phrases intended to signal irony, ambiguity or in-group identity; popularly referred to simply as “Brain Rot.” What we discovered was kind of profound, strangely consistent and totally unexpected; leaving us to ponder the relationship between the Buddha, medieval Christian kabbalists and the rantings of Philip K. Dick in his Exegesis. In the free side of the show we discuss what “Brain Rot” is, how it infected mainstream culture through hip-hop, what it has to do with the Saturn and whether or not our kids are secretly wizards doing esoteric numerology by innate ability by accident. In the extended side of the show we uncover the connection to Buddhism, the Garden of Eden and… testicles? Thank you and enjoy the show!

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In this week’s episode WE ACTUALLY SOLVE BRAIN ROT:
-Skrilla’s DOOT DOOT 6 7
-Binah
-Tarot: The Lovers and The Sword
-Kendrick Lamar
-Philip K. Dicks Exegesis 
-Mangoes
-Mustard

In the extended side of the show available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we go further down this rabbit hole and discuss:
-The Gospel of Thomas
-Mother Mary
-The Cross
-The Fig Tree and the Garden of Eden
-Didymos

This episode was channeled to Luke by the secret masters with additional inspired insight given on the spot by Heka Astra, Mari Sama, Tim and special guest Chillz! 

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In this week’s show we wrap up our second half of Rusted Throat’s tour of cemetery symbolism that you are bound to encounter at your local graveyard. We begin this episode by focusing on the controversial and culturally rich meaning behind the Edelweiss flower, the rose (it’s place in the pagan and Christian mysteries) before discussing the various things a floral crown might symbolize and why the devil loves guitar. In the extended show we discuss the ancient Egyptian tambourine, the Catholic symbolism used as a bulwark against sin, the secrets of the obelisk and how to identify the graves sponsored by America’s most secret and un-secret societies. Thank you and enjoy the show! 

In this week’s episode we discuss:
Edelweiss
Alpine Rose
The Rose of Venus and Christ
Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Laurel, Oak, Cypress Crowns
The Lyre and the Harp
Guitar and the Devil?

In the extended episode available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we go further down the grave hole to discuss:
The Sistrum
Maple Hill Cemetery
Catholic Grave Symbolism
Sunflowers
The Obelisk, ancient and modern
Fraternal Organizations

This episode was written by RustedThroat with some collaboration with Luke Madrid, Heka Astra and Mari Sama who (unless quoting others) were responsible for writing and sourcing the materials they spoke.

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In this week’s episode we’re joined by the illustrious RustedThroat, a historian and listener of the show who was kind enough to share with us his passion of unveiling the hidden, often misunderstood meaning of symbols you’re almost guaranteed to see if you pursue a cemetery or graveyard. There is a difference you know. In the free side of the show we discuss the spiritual guardian of the cemetery known as the Grim before launching into Christograms and a number of other Christian and non-Christian symbols your basic book of grave-signs is apt to get wrong. In the extended side of the show we explore a number of ancient myths from the underground and the secret language of flowers. Thank you and enjoy the show! 

In this week’s episode we discuss:
Secret of The Cemetery Grim
Headstone vs. Gravestone
Christograms
THEY’RE NOT ANGELS
Hourglass
Weeping Willow Variants and Mythology
The Mariner’s Cross? 

In the extended show (available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit) we go further into the dread-mire to discuss:
Pointing Fingers
Lambs
Butterflies
Brokens Columns
The Secret Language of the Flowers

This episode was written by RustedThroat with some collaboration with Luke Madrid, Heka Astra and Mari Sama who (unless quoting others) were responsible for writing and sourcing the materials they spoke. 

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In this week’s episode we explore the final three chapters of Liber ARARITA, an obscure class A holy book from the mystic religion of Thelema which operates as an alchemical tool to reduce the entirety of the universe to a unity with God using Hebrew letters, angel math and creative visualization that is illegal in at least six countries. In the free side of the show we discuss the origins and occult meaning behind the Hebrew letter Yod and its complement in the text Tau. We discuss the Hermetic version of Neti-Neti, the High Priestess of the Tarot and the little dogs of hell. In the extended episode we loosen the eight belts of heaven, break into the Outer College, plough Venus, finish The Great Work and Go Beyond The Words of the Fool. Thank you and enjoy the show!

In this week's episode we discuss:
Hebrew Letters Yod and Tau (IT)
The Little Dogs of Hell
Hadit and Nuit
Crossing the Abyss
Exeptus Adept
The Little Dogs of Hell
The High Priestess
No, Certainly Not!

In the extended episode at www.patreon.com/TheWholerabbit we finish the text and conclude by discussing:
The Egyptian OM
To Know / Swallow
The Fire Kadosh
At The End
Spiritual Alchemy
The Eight Belts
Beyond The Words of the Fool

This episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra, quotes read by Tim Hacker, Blue sections prepared by Mari Sama.

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Sources:
Liber ARARITA / IAO 131
https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/

Book of Thoth:
https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdf

Book of the Law:
https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htm

Dion Fortune, Mystical Kabbalah

Aleister Crowley, The Vision and the Voice

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In this week’s episode we advance to Chapters 3 and 4 of Liber ARARITA, a class A holy book from the religion of Thelema prepared by Aleister Crowley to explain the unexplainable with overengineered religious poetry intended to be paired traditionally with camels and butt sex in the Algerian Desert. While Chapter 3 deals with the quintessential energies on the Tree of Life in their most balanced and recognizable form - Chapter 4 deals with the psychedelic vision of stepping into this wisdom matrix from the first person perspective. In the free side of the show we get carried away exploring the occult meaning of the Hebrew letters Aleph and Resh (the letters that correspond to the chapters we’ve read so far) and what profound meaning they have when placed together. After throwing George Lucas under the bus we make it about halfway through chapters 3 and 4 before breaking to have an aneurism and finishing the rest of the Tree of Life in the extended show. Thank you and enjoy the show!

In the free side of the show we discuss:
The Secrets of Hebrew Letter Aleph and Resh
Who the HELL is V.V.V.V.V.
Its Luke Skywalker
Gematria of 511 and 41
Egyptian Neith
The “Heh” of the Tetragrammaton
The “Yod” of the Tetragrammaton
The Babe of the Abyss

In the extended show available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we continue down the tree to discuss:
The Hua and the Sia
The Folded Cloth 
The Attainment of Siddhis
The Image of God
Nutsack is the Best
The Splendour of Hod
The “Vav” of the Tetragrammaton
The second “Heh” of the Tetragrammaton
The Holy Guardian Angel 

This episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra, quotes read by Tim Hacker, Blue sections prepared by Mari Sama.

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Sources:
Liber ARARITA / IAO 131
https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/

Book of Thoth:
https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdf

Book of the Law:
https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htm

Dion Fortune, Mystical Kabbalah

Aleister Crowley, The Vision and the Voice

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On this week’s episode we continue our in-depth analysis of Liber ARARITA by Aleister Crowley. In this portion we compare the lines of Chapter 1, the good side of the Tree of Life with Chapter 2, the evil or Qlippothic Tree of Death. By exploring the overlapping and averse relationship between each verse we catch a glimpse of how each sephira on the Tree of Life really works when its energies are active in our life. In the free show, we make it halfway down the Tree and conclude our in-depth analysis in the second half. Along the way Mari gets incredibly personal with her experiences working with Lilith (the demon at the bottom of the Tree of Life) and finally reveals some of the more obscure lines of the text in their deeper meaning. Thank you everybody and enjoy the show!

In this week’s episode we discuss:
The Something and Nothing, (Ain Soph Auir vs. Kether)
Thaumiel, The Twins of God
The Vile Chattering Apes and Babi’s Giant P*nis
Familial Cannibalism
King Phineus and the Harpies
Mars and the Phlegethon

In the extended episode available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we finish the Tree of Life and discuss:
Thagirion, The Black Sun and Fight Club?
The Corrosive Ones 
Samael, the Venom of God and the Lying Frogs
The Minotaurs Who Gnaw Their Tongues for Pain
Mari’s Personal Vision of Lilith and the Virgin Mary

This episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra, quotes read by Tim Hacker, Blue sections prepared by Mari Sama.

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Sources:
Liber ARARITA / IAO 131
https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/

Book of Thoth:
https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdf

Book of the Law:
https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htm

Dion Fortune, Mystical Kabbalah

Aleister Crowley, The Vision and the Voice

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In this week’s show we explore the first thirteen lines from Liber ARARITA and explore each one’s corresponding sephirah on the Tree of Life, discussing its corresponding planetary god from the Greek and Roman tradition along with a profile of the angelic archangel who rules over each station. This chapter corresponds to the “Good” side of the Tree of Life and explains it in fairly classical, straight-forward terms. On the free side of the show we make it all the way from Kether to Gevurah but discover that we’ve run out of time and resume our discussion of Tiphareth through Malkuth during the paid section of the show which includes a rousing discussion about Jacob and his battle with the angel we suspect to be Kamael. Tune in next week to hear about how the Tree of Life from this week matches up with the Tree of Death and its corresponding orders of demons. Thank you and enjoy the show!

for more great content by Tim Hacker make sure to check out CryticChronicles.com

On this week’s show we discuss:
Surah 112
The Ain Soph Auir
Kether, The Crown
Metatron
The Vault of Heaven
The Flaming Star and the Sixfold Star
Binah, Understanding
Zadkiel, Archangel of Mercy
Chesed, Mercy
Daddy Jupiter
Gevurah, Severity vs. Pachad, Fear

On the extended side of the show available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we finish discussing the tree and talk about:
Tiphareth, Beauty
The Beloved Gods of the Sun
Raphael, Physician of God
Venus, Goddess of EXTREME LOVE
Jacob’s Thigh and Netzach
Haniel, the Romantic Angel.
Yesod, The Foundation
Gabriel, God’s Strength!
Michael, God’s Bonker
Sandalphon, Metatron’s Twin

This episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra with angel commentaries included by Tim Hacker, Blue sections read by Mari Sama.

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Sources:
Liber ARARITA / IAO 131
https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/

Book of Thoth:
https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdf

Abrahadabra:
http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/ABRAHADABRA

Book of the Law:
https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htm

THE GEMATRIA NOTEBOOKS OF PAUL FOSTER CASE

Dion Fortune, Mystical Kabbalah

Vision and the Voice:
https://sacred-texts.com/oto/418/418.htm

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In this week’s episode we crack open Liber ARARITA a Class A holy book from the occult religion of Thelema to examine its compact contents for cosmic Truth in a way that is useful and accessible to anyone seeking to develop a closer relationship with God, no matter what flavor of spirituality speaks to you best. On the free side of the show we read the entirety of Liber ARARITA before exploring its meaning, use, little known history and even a number of secrets that other experts claim to have not yet discovered. We briefly discuss its author, Aleister Crowley,  the specific context under which Liber ARARITA was prepared and how we can interpret it for fun, enlightenment and profit. In the extended side of the show we discuss the magickal Hebrew etymology, Ashera and her poles, the gematria of 813, 570 and what the heck it all has to do with Chariots, ABRAHADABRA, The Book of the Law and of course Star Wars. Thank you and enjoy the show! 

In this week’s episode we explore:
What is an ARARITA anyway?
Origins of Liber ARARITA
Aleister Crowley’s “Blood of the Saints” ordeal
Reading Liber ARARITA
Sefer Ha-Iyyun

In the extended show available atwww.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we go ALL THE WAY DOWN the rabbit hole and discuss:
Baphomet and Metatron’s Cube
Hebrew Etymology
Ashera
Of the Divine Names and Their Power and Virtue
Gematria of  813
Mystery of Subfigura 570 SOLVED
Structure of Liber ARARITA
Geamtria of 98
ABRAHADABRA
The 8 and 90 Rules of Art?
“I WILL GIVE YOU A WAR ENGINE!”

Each host is responsible for writing and creating the content they present. Luke in red, Heka in purple, Tim in black-green, Mari in blue.

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Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:
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Sources:
Liber ARARITA / IAO 131
https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/

Book of Thoth:
https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdf

Abrahadabra:
http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/ABRAHADABRA

Book of the Law:
https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htm

THE GEMATRIA NOTEBOOKS OF PAUL FOSTER CASE

Vision and the Voice:
https://sacred-texts.com/oto/418/aetyr22.htm#19

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On this week’s episode we kick off our boots, glide into our bunny slippers before sitting down by the fire to enjoy a seasonally spooky story time with a number of cursed confessions sent in by our diverse listener audience of dabblers, seekers and wizards who have their own special brand of f*ck-around-and-find-out stories you just won’t hear anywhere else. So, settle-in, get comfy and let's enjoy the show!

In these 7 spooky stories you will hear about:
The Danger of Wishing Upon Stars
Jellyfish UFO sightings
The Pale Crawler
Banishing Demons
Hex Of the Bananas
Getting Wife Pregnant With Crime
Roach Swarm Murder Demons

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Each host is responsible for writing and creating the content they present but these stories we read this week were submitted by listeners. In the notes Luke is red, Tim is black/green, Mari is blue and Heka is purple. 

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In this week’s episode we raise our eyes to the heavens and prepare ourselves to be sucked straight into God’s waiting room as we investigate the unlikely modern trend which sees people from all over the world selling their cars, rehoming their pets and spending more time out doors in preparation for the rapture; an event where God’s faithful ascend into heaven prior to the kick-off of Armageddon and the seven years of brutal Tribulations during the end of the world when Jesus comes back to kick Satan in the teeth. On the free side of the show we explore the modern trend as it explodes on Tik Tok before winding back the clock to see how the faithful and the Church alike have long theorized about this particular event before wrapping up what the entire thing has to do with Aleister Crowley. More than you’d think probably. In the extended show we take a look at places where the tribulations period has invaded popular culture before settling into a rather enlightening investigation into the Virgin Mary’s Assumption into heaven which, at the very end, descends into Tim and Luke yelling at each other about Star Wars. Thank you and enjoy the show! 

In the free side of the show we discuss:
-Joshua Mhlakela and Rapture-Tok
-Rosh Hashanah and Christian overlap with Jewish holidays?
-The Quiet Revival
-Signs of the End Times
-The Antichrist and the Tribulations Period
-Mark of the Beast

In the extended show available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we go further down the rabbit hole to discuss:
-Tribulations and Pop Culture
-Dispensationalism
-The Assumption of Mary
-Judgement Day

Each host is responsible for writing and creating the content they present.
Luke is red, Tim is black/green, Mari is blue and Heka is purple. 

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Sources:
Joshua Mhlakela’s Sept 23 Prediction Sources:
June 2 Call in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uk2z7jGdE
June 17 viral interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSfKjB9xkPM
https://nypost.com/2025/09/08/lifestyle/jesus-return-this-month-pastor-has-a-viral-rapture-vision/
https://sermons-online.org/opinions/rapture-of-the-church
https://www.biblicalauthorityministries.org/2025/09/the-raptureseptember-23-2025.html
https://www.newsweek.com/who-is-joshua-mhlakela-pastor-who-predicted-rapture-for-september-23-24-10475436

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