Your board has a tiny ding. A crack. Something weird you canât even describe. Do you panic? Take it to the surf shop? Try to fix it yourself with glitter and a YouTube video?
In this episode, we talk about how easy it is to damage your surfboardâby accident, by obsession, or by loving it just a little too hard. From tail chips and pressure dings to drive-by shortboard attacks and questionable DIY repairs (yes, Splenda may be involved), this is a cautionary tale and a how-to.
Youâll learn:
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When to repair your board yourself (and when to please donât)
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Why epoxy and poly boards are NOT the same thing
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The many weird, real ways boards get wrecked
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And how a cracked rail can unexpectedly teach you to let go of perfection
Also: dragging your board on the beach, storing it tail-down on gravel, and the quiet heartbreak of the worldâs prettiest longboard meeting a rogue fin.
Itâs part therapy, part surf nerding, and part glitter resin experiment. Youâve been warned.
p.s. This episode description was written by AI because I had alcoholic drinks.