Wax: the unsung hero of surfing. In this episode, we dive into its gritty history—from ancient Hawaiian boards slicked with kukui nut oil to grape-scented Waxmate and beyond. Can you use too much wax? Should you wax your foamie? And why is scraping and reapplying wax basically surf meditation? Let’s get into it. 🌊🏄🏻‍♀️

Today, we’re heading to the birthplace of modern surfing—Waikiki, Hawai’i. We’re talking long, rolling waves, Duke Kahanamoku, reef breaks that feel like point breaks, and why Waikiki is the absolute dream for beginner surfers.

You’ll hear a little surf history, a lot of local tips (yes, we have opinions on malasadas), and why this spot is so much more than just a postcard-perfect beach. Also: what to wear, where to rent, and how not to get wiped out by box jellyfish.

🌺 Come for the surf, stay for the stoke. And if you've never surfed Waikiki, this episode might just change your next trip.

Today we’re diving into one of the most controversial (and surprisingly divisive) topics in surfing: peeing in your wetsuit. Is it gross? Is it glorious? Is it actually bad for your wetsuit—or just for your dignity? We break down the myths, the science, and the social etiquette of mid-surf relief. Plus: tips from Girls Who Can’t Surf Good on how to keep it discreet, hilarious community takes, and the age-old truth—there are two kinds of surfers: those who pee in their wetsuits, and those who lie about it.🌊🦈

It looks like a point break. It feels like a point break. But is it actually a point break?

In this episode, we dive into the surf science of point breaks—what they are, why they matter, and how they compare to beach and reef breaks. We break down what makes Malibu a true point break, why Waikiki isn’t one (despite its vibes), and why Point Break the movie... doesn’t actually feature a single real point break. Ridic.

Plus: the superiority of peeling waves for pop-ups, if Keanu Reeves actually learned to surf, and the wild details of Patrick Swayze’s custom-shaped board—including that famously pronounced sternum.🌊🕺

Ever struggled with your pop-up technique? Welcome to the club. This week, we're diving into the three infamous pop-up methods: the Two-Step (or Step-Up), the Chicken Wing, and the Explosive Pop-up—breaking down exactly why they never seem to work quite as advertised. 

No magic bullets here—just a friendly reminder that surfing progress means laughing through mistakes and improving, one awkward pop-up at a time. 🌊🏄🏻‍♀️

This week, I finally do what I should’ve done from day one: introduce myself (hi, I’m your host, Zuz). But not with a bio. I can't stand bios. Instead, I take you on the road trip that got me into surfing—from freezing beach breaks in Wales to longboard dream sessions in Waikiki to community-building in LA.

Also: four reasons why anyone who lives in London and decides to take up surfing should probably see a doctor. And why California waves are both a heaven and a trap.

Here’s how I got here, why I still can’t pop up reliably, and what this whole thing means to me. Consider this the very unofficial origin story of Girls Who Can’t Surf Good and how The Wipeout Weekly came to be.🏄🏻‍♀️🌊

You’re paddling out, minding your own business, and then—bam—you get hit with a “friendly tip” you didn’t ask for. Sound familiar?

In this episode, we dive into the world of kooksplaining—when someone (often a fellow beginner or self-appointed surf expert) dishes out unsolicited advice in the lineup or on the beach. We talk about where it shows up, why it’s especially common for women and beginners, and how to spot the difference between helpful guidance and just plain condescension.

Come for the stories, stay for the solidarity. And remember: you’re allowed to learn, mess up, and surf without commentary.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Agatha Christie—yes, the murder mystery queen—ditched dreary England, left her toddler with the family, and went chasing waves around the world in 1922. And guess what? She surfed. In a dress. Before it was cool.

In this episode, we dive into Agatha’s unexpected life as an early surf girl. From “surf bathing with planks” in South Africa to paddling out (and nearly wiping out naked) in Waikiki, she documented it all—awkward swimsuits, heavy boards, reef paddles, and overpriced rentals included.

Come for the vintage surf lore, stay for the drama, and leave with a whole new respect for Dame Agatha, wave chaser.

Thinking about heading to Popoyo but not sure where to start? We got you. In this episode, we break down everything a beginner surfer needs to know about Nicaragua’s not-so-secret surf haven—from the best breaks for newbs and what time of year to go, to where to stay, eat, and rent gear without getting scammed or kooksplained. Plus, stories and tips from real surfers in our community who’ve been there, wiped out there, and lived to tell the tale. 🏄🏻‍♀️🌊

You see all these Girls Who Can’t Surf Good living their best surf lives—Indonesia, Hawaii, Mexico, back-to-back surf trips—and you start to wonder… how are they doing this?! Is everyone rich? Funemployed? Doing Only Fans?

In this episode, we break it all down. From freelance hacks to remote jobs, government perks to gig economy freedom, we explore how real beginner surfers have structured their lives to surf more—without burning their lives to the ground. 

Whether you’re rethinking your 9–5, craving more dawnies, or just need to know what kind of job lets you surf on layovers—we got you 🏝️🌊