The Witty Committee™️

“It” couples are so last book. Now it’s all about two girl/one kegger. Will annoying Elizabeth die in that fire? We hope she takes Tinsley down with her. 

What do you get when you combine The Breakfast Club and Sleepover? The best It Girl book so far, apparently. Join Jenny and her girl gang as they drink warm beer from half-kegs and have revelations about cheating.

The Bitch is Back at Waverly Academy: after a brief stint making a documentary in South Africa, Tinsley Carmichael has returned and is ready to rule with an iron fist—and a platinum card. She sets her sights on Jenny’s bed and Brett’s man and will stop short of nothing to get what she wants. Will Jenny be sleeping with the enemy on a cot or with the fishes tonight?

Boarding school. Preppy sports. Hazing. A mysterious bad boy. A sophomore transfer girl. It’s not deja vu, it’s Jenny Humphrey reinventing herself as…someone who says “jeepers,” it seems?

Royal fever is at an all time high, with Will & Kate newly wed, and Netflix's The Crown only a few short years from premier. It is understandable, then, that Mia must wed. But to whom? And can she make it up the alter, or will her father's foibles foil her plan? Season 6 ends in a party, just like every book in almost each season!

We are slowly making our way through Mia's backlogs of diaries. This episode, Mia rehashes old plots and new lies. She tackles the most import life question of "where will I go to college?" Which we all know is so important (not!) There's a graduation, an election, and many gifts are given, even precious ones. Hint hint. It is the end of an era.

Every princess wants her knight in shining armor, but Mia’s true love might just save her in flaming poly blend. Alliances shift and conspiracies build in this epic penultimate book. Will Genovia survive? Will Mia? 

Michael is prepared to protect the One Ring with his life in this book. Or at least that is what Mia would like to think. In a very convoluted metaphor where the Ring is Mia's...... v-card, we guess? Michael betrays Mia in a way that might end them forever. Can they do long distance, or will this be the straw that breaks the robots back?

Mia is 16 going on jailbait in this chronologically correct novella. While this book may not be entirely worth a read, there are a few key points worth learning. Will Lilly sour her relationship with too much affection? And will Mia be forced on MTV against her will? 

We’re racing through the school year due to a clerical error on our part, much like Mia’s crucial budget issues as Student Body President. Can a short story about corn and a musical about hair save the day? What we will say is that we will have a lot to say.