The Wizard Scroll

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space pirates

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Liftoff & it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters ; Kings Rising & Bedlam Dusk- Ian Post ; Dating Start!, Heartache & Battle Against a True Hero - Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; When the Sunrise- Yehezkel Raz ; The Seven Seas- Zac Nelson ; Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track 12), Syzygy, Noche Oscura & Metanoia, - Amie Waters ; Equipped & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox

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Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In the Future, Through the Sea of Time & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Chill, Hip Shop & It's Raining Somewhere Else- Toby Fox ; A Vesel in Yellow and Red- Muma ; I Can't Help Myself- Captain Qubz ; Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), D U N G E O N & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Thin Air- Roie Shpigler

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Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20?

Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn

Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth

Sky Fieri as Kai

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Factory Panic, Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab & Ant Agony- Crash Twinsanity OST ; CORE, Hip Shop, Dating Start! & Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Friend Area Deep Sea Current- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST ; Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody

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It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!'

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode!

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Monkey Fight Menu- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Zora's Domain (from OoT), Startup NEW GAME, & Birdman (from PilotWings 64) - Equip ; House TelaVV- Elad Perez ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)

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The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation?

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Happy to Be Happy- Dapun ; Predator X (Live at Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The Staff, Ancient Ivy Atrium & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Abysmal Gale & Hulullúlulu - Art Against Agony ; Move Your Body- NAEMS ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody

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Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Special thanks to my friend Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talents to the episode!

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Mystifying Forest & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; What's New- Ziv Moran ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Let the Good Times Roll- Evert Z ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Rock Slide Rumble & Slip Slide Ice Capades- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs...

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Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Factory Panic, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, & Turquiose Lounge- Equip ; Academy of Evil, Classroom Chaos, & Madame Amberly- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Stars Surfing- Raz Burg ; Open Space- Onyx Music ; Chase- Zelda Majora's Mask OST

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Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins?

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Local Forecast (Slower)- Kevin MacLeod ; Umbra- Amie Waters ; Pushing Onwards- VVVVVV OST ; Pyramid Pass- CTTR OST ; Cavern Catastrophe, Totem Hokem & Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Desert Theme- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Sad Sun- Paper Mario OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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