The Wizard Scroll

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Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???

*Originally published 7/13/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi & White Noise Jack

Songs used: New GAIA, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Duck, She Who Thirsts, Slightly Ov, Salience Bias & Batteries Are for Flashlights Not for Pickups- Art Against Agony ; Wok Like a Cowboy- Ofer Koren ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST

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Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...

*Originally published 7/6/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by White Noise Jack

Songs used: BREACH IN VICTORY- doseone ; New GAIA, Passage Into The Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Recursive- Qracle ; Quiet and Falling- Lena Raine ; Stickerbrush Symphony- DKC2 OST ; Seal- Jozeque

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Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?

*Originally published 6/29/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Himself

James Hart as Ita'dik

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

Umbriel's Shadow as Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly's Cashier & Sheriff Skelebones

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Alchemist's Corridor, Touchstone & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Kickstart My Heart (Doom Style MIDI)- ReMetallicMusic ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Enceladus- Amie Waters ; Boss Battle BGM & Level 3- Golden Axe Arcade OST ; Emerald Hill Zone- Sonic 2 OST ; Wacky Workbench (Present) & Wacky Workbench (Bad Future)- Sonic CD OST ; In the Future- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Black Smoke Red Sun- Qracle

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It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...

*Originally published 6/22/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

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Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Graham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking Horse

Umbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice Employee

James Hart as Bobby O Clotworthy

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- Qracle

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The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!

*Originally published 6/15/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

James Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor Porkus

Gabriel B as Waffle Wench

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Kier Zhou as Kier the Skeleman

Graham Capobianco as Giganticorpse

Umbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the Janitor

Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OST

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The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?

*Originally published 6/8/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich Queen

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Strawberry Porg

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, GATECRASHING, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Feel So Good 71, 75 Forever Freestyle, Highway 1976, The Tale of Tarzan and Jane 1979 & Take Me Higher- WEARETHEGOOD ; Long Elevator- Toby Fox ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST

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When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...

*Originally published 6/1/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire I

Krissi Williams as Orcmarie Orcmire

Jon Anderson as Willie D Nelson

"Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard

"National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR Bauso

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv Moran

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The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...

*Originally published 5/25/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc Maiden

Mark Levins as Farky Mark

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Mark Levins

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...

*Originally published 5/18/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu?

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Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...

*Originally published 5/11/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

James Hart as Ita'dik

Jon Anderson as Young Pjarts

Tim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as Bjorc

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OST

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