The Wizard Scroll

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...

*Originally published 5/4/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless Orc

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & Mime

Krissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female Orc

Gavin Reiser as Pirate Orc

Jon Anderson as Secret Service Orc

Umbriel's Shadow as several orcs

Pelle Frid as several orcs

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileMan

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Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...

*Originally published 4/27/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as Santaur

Billy Mays as Himself

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby Fox

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Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...

*Originally published 4/20/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gavin Reiser as the Trolls

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Gavin Reiser

Songs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- Dimitrix

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Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…

*Originally published 4/13/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode!

Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve

DT Carel as Peter

Tim Jennings as The Chieftan

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Jon Anderson as Goblin #2

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST

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Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them…

*Originally published 4/6/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Ace D Wizard as several villagers

Jon Anderson as several villagers

Nakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammed

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris Bauso

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The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives…

*Originally published 3/30/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's mother

Umbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemen

Jon Anderson as several villagers

Ace D Wizard as several villagers

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OST

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