The Wizard Scroll

Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Han Tyumi the Confused Cyborg & The River (Live At Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The One Eyed Captain- Ian Post ; Thank you- Atronach's Aura ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

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Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Tomb Town- Crash Tag Team Racing OST ; Huff N Puff's Theme, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Ruins- Paper Mario OST ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahara ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story OST ; Dialga's Fight to the Finish! & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Run- Youth ; War Paint- Rhythm Scott

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Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title?

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Draw Your Sword- Kyle Preston ; Rooftop Rampage, 10th Dimension Lab, & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title?  

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.  

Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Anthem of a Quirky Hipster- Rex Banner ; Humans Life Faster Music- Syncro ; Toxic - Asi C ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)

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King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...  

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   

Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchstone, Heaven & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Fur Kainat- Muma ; Chase & Mayor's Meeting- Majora's Mask OST

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Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Kuritza- Onyx Music ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hopppaaa- Anthony Vega

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Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Cave theme & Hell theme- Diablo OST ; The Tomorrow War- Or Chausha ; Ressurrections- Lena Raine ; One Who Bares Fangs at God- Xenogears OST

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On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...

*Originally published 12/3/2023

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Tim Jennings as Santaur

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop, & Snowy- Toby Fox ; A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumentals ; Christmas Is Here- The Delegates ; O Christmas Tree- Bob Hart ; All I Want for Christmas Is You Ukulele cover- Ukulele Cheats ; Greatest Gift of All- BalloonPlanet ; Vintage Christmas Tale- Young Rich Pixies ; We Wish You a Merry Christmas- idokay

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