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Kelly Kirby (@thewonkypenguin) and Luke Monaldo (@MoKnowsSports) discuss the tiny two-game NHL slate and how they would attack each contest to win some cash.

Kelly Kirby (@thewonkypenguin) takes a look at tonight's small NHL slate and offers three plus-money options she is betting on.

Luke Monaldo (The GIFTing Crooner) and Kelly Kirby (The Wonkypenguin) take a look at the 3-game slate for Wednesday, January 10, and offer their best props, goal in first ten, and anytime goalscorer picks. They also dive into the absurdity of the NBA's Two Minute Reports and wonder what on earth is going on with official reviews.

In which a coroner and fake coke fiend walk into The Field while Private Ryan is away.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2022/02/16/field-report-retired-ladies-edition/

In which we all come down with "chapped lips" and no one thinks Private Ryan is a gangster.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2022/01/06/field-report-holiday-recap-edition/

In which gunpowder and grumpiness rule the day.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/11/08/field-report-its-coming/

In which Fed Ex Express (and people who drive Tahoes) incur my very hot, very hangry wrath.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/10/04/field-report-day-567/

In which the heat brings out the best in people and we learn that silence has a monetary value.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/08/23/field-report-ah-summer/

In which we learn about geographical sleeping habits and strange ways to carry packages.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/07/17/field-report-the-idiots-guide-to-shipping-a-package/

In which a customer thinks I'm interrogating them and we ship a fifth-grade-level book report.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/06/22/field-report-year-3/