March 22, 2020 -- In which Colonel spends quarantine making sphere ice cubes.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/22/weekend-leave-1/

March 20, 2020 -- In which we learn washing hands is forfeiting civil liberties. Pass it on.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/20/field-report-day-4/

The day I began asking panicked customers to cite their sources on their virus “research.”

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/19/field-report-day-3/

March 18, 2020 -- In which traversing the world for the first time after "it" happened led to quite the experiences.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/18/base-report-day-1/

March 17, 2020 -- In which the contrast between Sergeant and Colonel is reflective of their relative power in the organization.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/17/field-report-day-2/

March 16, 2020 -- Hear how it all began. Dissertations will be written about the rush on toilet paper.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/16/field-report-day-1/